Nigger story of the week, this one is dedicated to
@Carpalorbit , the most naive woke-washed, lack of independent thought and actual real life experienced user, who posts on KF.
Get called out to a good area, like homes are obnoxious like 2-3 million dollars for a 3 bedroom, something insane like that. Client is OK guy American Born from eastern Europe. First odd thing is as I'm parked in the driveway right next to the sidewalk I hear this "Clank" noise. Followed by "WTF Bro?!" I ask "Uh, what just happened?" "Some asshole just threw a beer can at your truck" sure enough I look a the windshield and there is a small amount of what looks like beer and and an empty can of Guinness now on the curb. My Client is more of offended than I. I look down the street see this scraggly looking homeless guy just walking North down the sidewalk. My client is still yelling at him. I tell him, "he's probably schizo and drunk, it isn't 5pm, he's someone else's problem now. What am I gonna do beat the fuck out of a homeless guy get blood tainted in Hep-C all over my clothes? He won't even remember it 12 hours later, not worth it" My client has a laugh at the Hep-C joke. 30 mins later job is done, I take the beer can and toss it in the local recycling bin and were just shooting the shit, talking cars and future biz opportunities. Almost as if the God of chaos or the God of "useless assholes" heard me just tell this guy to just be the bigger man. And then God of useless assholes commanded his angels to send in his best, here comes a scraggly looking nigger. I don't think it's technically an "afro" if you just don't bath or comb your hair for a month, his clothes look about the same. Even in a good neighborhood I keep my eyes and ears always open for best situational awareness. He walking our direction about 20 yards across the street southeast my client has his back to the Nig and he keeps looking our way and slowly approaching, walking a bit slow and aimlessly but in our general direction. Right as I'm about to say "Hey you know this guy"? Nigger is standing about 5 yards away middle of the street interrupts us talking biz
Crazy nigger: "You talking shit about me"?
Troon Patrol: "I don't know you, I don't what you're talking about"
Go back to talk talking to client, Nigger interrupts 3 seconds later
CN: "'Cause you better not be talking shit about me"
TP: "Guy, nobody is talking shit about you or anyone else we're talking business, have a nice day alright? bye"
Go back to talking to client and about 5 seconds later Nigger is still standing there middle of the street, interrupts for a second time.
CN: "You talking shit we about to have problems"
Now my client is talking back to him "get lost you-" I cut him off
TP: "nobody is bothering you, we don't care about you, we've never seen you before, why don't you just go home, have a nice day, alright"?
Nig appears to turn back and walk north west I turn back to my client,
TP: Brother, just like I was telling you earlier with "Mr beercan", 5 years ago I'd follow him to an alleyway or where there were no witnesses or cameras and just fight dirty, sneak up on him with a steel pipe and break a bone, collect some teeth, that shit is simply not worth it, not to mention not right. That asshole (nigger) is living on planet Zebra he doesn't even know what reality is right now." Client laughs outloud which now enrages the nigger who was slowly walking away, I'm sure he didn't hear my schizo anti-violence speech but, he sure as hell heard laughter and assumed it was at his expense. He's turned around and starts up with his same line for the 3rd time now.
CN: "you talking shit huh, I live right there"
I think I've tried diplomacy 3 times and this point and I give it the 4th run,
TP: "I keep telling you, I don't care about you and I don't even know you, you wanna just go home find, something better to do? Why don't you leave and just have a nice day? Sound good? Great, have a nice day. Bye"
I think I've told him this about 4 times at this point and I stand by what I said, it's not worth it and in a neighborhood with Ring cameras on every door and people who call 911 for littering I'm really trying not to catch charges, and I'm really trying to not even have to touch this filthy fucking nigger. I figure he's just a transient homeless nigger and I'll never see or hear of him ever again. But, lucky for me he keeps on. 3 seconds after I start to wrap up the conversation with the client. I'm look at my cell, I'm running very late for the next appointment. Nigger starts up again.
CN "I live right there this my block you talking shit, got problems"
At this point I say excuse me to the client grab the nigger masher 3000 and tuck it into my beltline. I don't threaten him I don't wave it at him, I don't even make eye-contact. Go back to wrapping it up with the client. Nigger starts walking away northwest. I'm relived till about 5 seconds later client says "Bro, I think he's going for a weapon we'd better go". I almost laugh, "wait, he actually lives on this block, like in home, with a door?" "Yeah, he's going for a weapon or something we'd better go." I shrug and we shake hands I get in my truck and start to head south maybe 5 mph. 10 seconds later a wild nigger appears holding a box cutter. A fucking box cutter.
CN: "You bout to get cut"
I laugh at him and keep driving south he starts to chase almost a jogging pace. I stop the truck when it dawns on him he can't outrun a truck and he stops.
"Come on Dum-Dum, I'm sure you can get me if you run fast enough" No response.
"Come on, I'll drive real slow I'm sure you can catch, you retarded monkey"
I start to make monkey noises and waiving him towards me.
"aww whats the matter, stupid monkey got no car? Come up on you make it to the end of the block I'm sure you got me"
Nothing but pure rage on his face. I laugh at him as I drive way.
about 30 mins later... Client calls to apologize, I tell him it's all good. Crazy nigger not his fault. Another 20 mins pass clients brother calls me asks what happened. I explain I he approached us out of nowhere wouldn't take a polite "get lost" for an answer and eventually pulled a box cutter and made verbal threats. He explains this nigger (who I am still confused why he even lives in this neighborhood) has been terrorizing the neighborhood threatening people half a block away and been pulling this shit for months now. He even goes on to say how he's concerned for his kids saftey Local PD are impotent and won't do anything keep referring him to get a restraining order. Now I feel bad, I shouldn't have taunted him, that might have stirred the pot. I offer to file a formal police report he approached, threatened and pulled an edge weapon if it will get his nigger ass put in county nigger housing aka lockup. He says he'll forward me the number for officers handling it, haven't heard back yet. I'll update the story as it progresses.
Well
@Carpalorbit, What should I have done? Politely told him nobody is bothering him 4 fucking times? Whip out the nigger masher 3000 first sign of him walking my way? Just start cracking him in the fucking face? You seem to know all about this subject, what was the right move here? What would you have done?
EDIT: hey totally random unrelated question: anyone remember that Ben Affleck movie, The Town?
