Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Nick’s retarded ‘Stress Level Theory’ is just a repurposed version of the autistic retard community’s ‘Spoon Energy Theory’.
Balldo gets mentioned @13:35.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Back on page 950 (when Nick claims the thread took a turn for the fictional), I watched him interact with a random woman in his locals and it was pretty obvious he was trying to meet up with her in Florida when he made the trip there and hook up.

Then there's this interaction from December 2022 where Nick wants to know if his fan basedfromMars NOT basedfromMars is going to hedo:



Then there was this back and forth in January 2023, wherein Nick describes his totally not suspect interest in Swing Nation and how much of a "faggot" he isn't for not pretending to have shame:

Spoiler: "Pretending is for faggots"

Nick had a habit of soliciting things implicitly. Much like the way he implicitly solicited drugs from his LOCALS and seems to have succeeded with Charlie101101:

Spoiler: "Dude! DM that shit!"

This is one in particular has aged poorly considering Nick's "ironic" thot stream and current sexual proclivities:



Bygone times...

Nick definitely put out feelers for drugs and sex within his group, but the local church wasn't ever really his group. It seemed to be made up of his own degenerate fanbase (who eventually helped chase away the less-devoted), other degenerate "Internet celebrities", and random people they met while attending gay bars and swinger locales where there would already be some... expectations.

In my humble opinion, if Nick and Kayla were swinging with anyone in the church that Aaron and April also attended, then Aaron would likely have also known about them (they live in a relatively small community anyways) and Aaron would have blabbed about it already being a thing in their community. If the Rekieta's ever did hook up with other "Christians" then they likely weren't from their church.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick’s retarded ‘Stress Level Theory’ is just a repurposed version of the autistic retard community’s ‘Spoon Energy Theory’.
Balldo gets mentioned @13:35.

It's starting to make sense.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm guessing he was informed the stuff he was saying in his streams was being watched by the prosecutor and is intended to be used against him if it makes it to trial. They are also probably downloading the videos directly from his channel in case he tries another BS motion like this one.

As a lawyer (in theory), he should have been on notice of that since the beginning. Doubly so since the cokestream was a factor in getting the warrant. I don't think he suddenly realized this. Though maybe he now suddenly cares.

I find it more likely he's finally beginning to realize nobody is buying his shit, his streams just lead to more ridicule, and he is sick of it.

 

[thebigdream]

So much shit in this kitchen, yet nobody was regularly fed from it.

So your kitchen is disgusting and messy as shit, yet nothing is even prepared in there to feed people with.

It's messy for literally no reason.

Kitchen? Don't you mean bar? Its only purpose seems to have been to hold his disgusting liquor bottles.

While we're speculating about Nick's absence, I'm putting my hat in for the Qover having fallen apart. I reckon he's been promising legal wins to Qayla and particularly April that, since they haven't materialised, have led to his hold over them weakening as they become aware of the real consequences coming their way. Maybe he knows that April is going to squeal, or Qayla is going to plea and he's scared shitless of streaming and giving anyone any more ammo. Of course this is all baseless speculation but it's fun to think about.

I don't think Qayla has enough agency for a divorce arc but holy shit that would be hilarious if true.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he get a shitty 3 wolf tattoo on his arm? Also I feel like he deserves at least a half balldo for divorce arc (he divorced Aaron)

Wasn't it April who got the tattoo of the three wolves she fucks?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He would thrive on being attacked as some sort of peer. If they hated him, he'd love it. He would be desperate to have a redemption arc. His ego will strive to have interwebs forgive him as they thirst for the return of his intellect. But he couldn't handle ridicule.

Hopefully, they don't go full alog and view him as plucky comic relief offspring of Ethan Ralph and Aaron Imholte. Really, there should be a composite image of Nick, Ethan and Aaron. Nick should always be shown as part of that triad. Tagged as "the smartest of three" or "post-sektur leaders." He should never be allowed to escape them. It would break him if internet consensus was that he was intellectually an lolcow equivalent to Ralph and Aaron.

He would LOVE to play victim, but he lacks any clout or social currency to capitalise on it--no one would believe him because he has no credibility or sympathetic fanbase. He would never be able to pull off a fake redemption arc or pretend to be the 'edgy guy above it all monetising his haters'. He has shown himself to be too pathetic for that, and his opponents have too much leverage on him. All they have to say is 'cuck', 'Hedonism', 'NPL', 'addict', 'abuser', 'swinger', or the like, and he would break.

Nick's schtick was to punch down on others and drag their skeletons out of the closet. It only worked while his own were hidden.

I'm guessing he was informed the stuff he was saying in his streams was being watched by the prosecutor and is intended to be used against him if it makes it to trial. They are also probably downloading the videos directly from his channel in case he tries another BS motion like this one.

Maybe his devices were subpoena’d in relation to some sort of witness intimidation investigation?

I really doubt that Nick has learned anything now about the prosecutor. He has said more than enough to piss them off--if not to negatively impact his case. Why would he learn now? What has changed?

It would be funny if he had his devices seized and more so if his mummy and daddy would not buy him replacements. However, I see this as unlikely.

While we have no explanation now, I will say that from previous experience, whatever comes out later to explain it has historically been much more hilarious than the wildest speculations here. Much like Greer, Nick puts in 1000% effort into his sperging--even if it is sporadic.

Then there's this interaction from December 2022 where Nick wants to know if his fan basedfromMars NOT basedfromMars is going to hedo:

Ah, I remember those days and these interactions... Nick was playing with fire the whole time.

 

[TurdThrower]

Coomalot could bring in his Xyland Only Fans girl as his swap. Coomalot has been nose guarding pretty hard. His only issue is with the cocaine and kids. Comes out hard against drugs. It could be all an act. But I suspect he really does not like hard drugs.

Yeah he had a family member, I want to say brother, that passed away due to drugs so more than likely it is not an act.

 

[AnOminous]

America is so biased against men in divorce it's appalling.

While that's true to an extent, ironically the best family court judges I've seen have been women because they know what horrible fucking liars other women are. Male judges routinely simp for the poor innocent whammen with a story that's complete bullshit.

(The worst have been from both genders though.)

Not so much in MN. It's among the most "progressive" states for giving shared custody of kids to fathers and "fairer" settlements.

I'd say that's actual "progress" rather than the SJW version. The fact is that children raised without fathers fare far worse than even children with kind of shitty fathers. They're more likely to get into crime, dangerous behavior, and die earlier. The stated purpose of custody litigation is the interests of the child, not the parents, and it is very rarely to the child's benefit to deprive them of having two parents.

On another note, as I search for the clip of Nick talking about the church group, enjoy this series of non-sequitors. This might be the forst time I was really confused what was happening before I guessed drugs.

Not only does he have the stereotypical cocaine sniffles but he is doing his usual faggot thing of sarcastically "joking" about what he's being accused of that he always does when he is in fact doing what he's being accused of.

Just admit to it faggot because when you do that everyone knows it's true.

Kek, I’ve always hated this faggot. Suspend his lawyer license. That’s the final nail to the coffin.

I've always said that would be the best thing ever. People sometimes act confused because it's not like he uses it or anything, but it would be the ultimate narcissistic injury. The Balldo rage would intensify to the point he'd literally catch on fire and flame out.

He can, and does. It's been a long-running joke that his wife drives him everywhere. He has said it himself he prefers when she drives so he doesn't have to.

What a complete homo.

I find it more likely he's finally beginning to realize nobody is buying his shit, his streams just lead to more ridicule, and he is sick of it.

So he's cucked like a pussy coward. Total Balldo Death.

I'm guessing he was informed the stuff he was saying in his streams was being watched by the prosecutor and is intended to be used against him if it makes it to trial.

This thread, which he obsessively reads, informed him of that because it was absolutely obvious they'd be doing it, since they already had been and even put it in the arrest warrant affidavit. Balldo, being an absolute moron, just smugly ate a single Dorito because things never work out like Kiwifags say they will.

He would LOVE to play victim, but he lacks any clout or social currency to capitalise on it--no one would believe him because he has no credibility or sympathetic fanbase.

Nick is basically that gay redditor who bemoaned the fact his big dog no longer respected or obeyed him after he saw him bottoming and decided he was a beta bitch. His audience all knows he's a literal cuck. He is in the cuck lifestyle.

Absolutely nobody respects a cuck.

 

[Swole McPole]

So much shit in this kitchen, yet nobody was regularly fed from it.

I bet they cooked up a whole load of rocks on that stove though.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet they cooked up a whole load of rocks on that stove though.

I honestly think that's probably how the kid ended up testing positive. Balldo was probably ripped to the tits cooking crack or whatever and left some of it out in the open like the dumb faggot he is.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I honestly think that's probably how the kid ended up testing positive. Balldo was probably ripped to the tits cooking crack or whatever and left some of it out in the open like the dumb faggot he is.

Small kids do as they see their parents do.
Even Kayla and Nick aren't retarded enough to give cocaine to their 8 year old.

Always thought it was most likely she saw the cocaine and had no clue what it was, but wanted to try it because she saw her parents use it.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Even Kayla and Nick aren't retarded enough to give cocaine to their 8 year old.

Nick is so delusional he lives in his own universe (copeworld? balldoville?) and Kayla's IQ is so low she qualifies as a houseplant.
Let's not give undue credit to their combined intelligence.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Even Kayla and Nick aren't retarded enough to give cocaine to their 8 year old.

Same retard that was waxing about the medicinal properties of coke? the retard that believes he's a genius scientist because he found 40 papers online to cope about his daughter testing positive for cocaine? the same imbecile who believes reading those papers while drunk means he can challenge testing methodologies that have been established for decades? that Nick?

I want to upload an optimistic rainbow big enough for this post, alas I don't think Josh would be very happy if I tried to upload a 10 terabyte png of a rainbow that uses the format cap of 4.2million pixels for width and height.

 

[Sam Losco]

I, too, am skeptical but if Rekieta’s situation is similar, it might help explain a few things:

• His choice to bring the Imholtes to church.
• The reason his first nanny moved on to another church family (perhaps sharing one’s blessings? Ew).
• Possibly even his “Worst Day,” which may have involved Kayla having an affair with someone in the church community, and her suggestion to address it as a team.

IF the claims are true, then this is all very plausible and makes pretty good sense with tying a lot together. Except the nanny, don't think I agree with the end part of that. I'm more willing to believe she left because she found out about the swinging or more likely the drug use and their decreasing attention to the kids. She was hired to be a nanny for 5 kids, not the sole caregiver.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don't remember anything about it being a matter of age. Nick certainly went on and on about how they had no idea what Nick's life was like. But I think it was more of a general cope by Nick to reject social interaction with the community than a specific matter of age. As far as I remember it was more about his "fame" in social media than his age.

Here are the clips about the church group. It happened around late November in 2023, and he ranted about it across YouTube/Rumble, LOCALS, and Twitch. It appears you are correct the 'age' thing was a figment of my imagination.

PPP certainly picked up the idea:

I think PPP was right about whole story arc recently about his church suggesting he go to some "Young Families Group" or whatever church group was their way of trying to do a soft intervention for him.

Thanks to @elb for clipping and saving the Twitch clip. The auto-delete feature on Twitch buggered my search efforts until I found it. Also @Balldo's Gate for compiling:

Videos in this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18439288


Later church seething in April and May of 2024:

Videos in this post: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-4363#post-18447944


He has claimed he was playing 'chess against God':

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Honestly I'm concerned for Nick's channel. If he dosen't stream how will his subscribers continue to plummet? How will people know how much of a fucking degenerate spurg he is? How will they witness the "RAGEtwig"?

 

[Windy Moors]

Cocaine will do that?


Will it really?


Oh shit, who does that?

Source video

 

[Procrastinhater]

IF the claims are true, then this is all very plausible and makes pretty good sense with tying a lot together. Except the nanny, don't think I agree with the end part of that. I'm more willing to believe she left because she found out about the swinging or more likely the drug use and their decreasing attention to the kids. She was hired to be a nanny for 5 kids, not the sole caregiver.

After she quit his nannys Insta was filled with "Surviving Narc Abuse" and "How to spot a Narcissist", "Narcissistic Gaslighting" and other narc related content, something she showed no signs of being into before and is a fairly good indication that she quit because she got sick of Nicks bullshit, whether the final straw was he made unwanted advances (not an unlikely possibility) or something, its clear having to live with Lord Balldo was about as pleasant as you'd imagine and eventually got too much for her to take.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

While that's true to an extent, ironically the best family court judges I've seen have been women because they know what horrible fucking liars other women are. Male judges routinely simp for the poor innocent whammen with a story that's complete bullshit.

Oh absolutely. That's how this bias all started. Simp judges buying BS. It's also been a personal belief to hire a divorce attorney of the same sex as your spouse. It takes a shark of a female attorney to spot a woman's bullshit. It also takes a man to put out of control spergy men in their place.