What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

ParasiteSteve said:
I would say far less Jew sperging and way more stuff about shoes and foot health. Not just the latest selection, its happened a few times where its page after page talking about how bad shoes are for your feet. The need for flat shoes or some shit.

Works though, I had a look and checked my shoe size. Brainwashing is really effective on me.
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Fix your feet Steve.
Fix your feet and open your mind.
If they're lying to you about the shoes, how else are you being mislead?
 
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Otterly said:
Honestly I dont have the knowledge to make a judgement on this one but I know it’s been discussed elsewhere here
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My biggest problem with it is that there are no models of the electric universe that have been released for public review. There's an organization called SAFIRE that claims they used the theory to recreate a star in a chamber but they refused to let anyone else look at the star.

I have zero training in physics but I have a huge issue with the lack of a model in the electric universe theory because without something concrete it's just words
 
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Squishie PP said:
I heard somewhere that MLK ended up surviving the assassination. When he went to the hospital, the FBI followed him and killed him there. I don't remember where I heard this, sadly.
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The lawyer of the guy who shot him has published a couple books in that vein. Apparently there was a marine sniper team that was supposed to do it, his client was a civilian "backup" sniper? Doesn't pass the sniff test imo
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
My biggest problem with it is that there are no models of the electric universe that have been released for public review. There's an organization called SAFIRE that claims they used the theory to recreate a star in a chamber but they refused to let anyone else look at the star.

I have zero training in physics but I have a huge issue with the lack of a model in the electric universe theory because without something concrete it's just words
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if you want another crazy theory, there's the tychos model, i haven't read the book but here, they have a model at least lol. Simon Shack of "september clues" came up with it if you're familiar with that...
 
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Everything that Deus Ex said I believe in. That game has gotten so much shit right at this point I would not even be surprised if there really were genetically engineered gray "aliens" in Area 51.
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They aren't in Area 51. That base is too well-known.
The greys are genetically engineered creations and there are probably some in a DUMB somewhere.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
This site is a psyop. Have any of you ever met another kiwi farms user in real life? Have any of you ever met Null? I'm the only real person posting here and the rest of you are AI bots run by the jews. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip, you can't.
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I'd like to believe you but I just had a wonderful time with @Null last weekend.
We were sitting in the jacuzzi and he giggled when I farted and he tried popping the bubbles with his finger before they popped naturally.

Afterwards, we fed each other strawberrys with whipped cream and watched glee.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
This site is a psyop. Have any of you ever met another kiwi farms user in real life? Have any of you ever met Null? I'm the only real person posting here and the rest of you are AI bots run by the jews. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip, you can't.
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Executive Petrel said:
I'd like to believe you but I just had a wonderful time with @Null last weekend.
We were sitting in the jacuzzi and he giggled when I farted and he tried popping the bubbles with his finger before they popped naturally.

Afterwards, we fed each other strawberrys with whipped cream and watched glee.
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You guys are retarded. Null is obviously a group B survivor of the 80-90s GATE program in the US and Canada.
As a member of group B, his oppositional personality and general vibe meant he was deemed ineligible for military recruitment, so he was cut loose into society upon reaching his teen years.
That said, the Project Monarch programming endures, which you can see in his fixations on trigger phrases such as "butter dawg".
 
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NoReturn said:
They aren't in Area 51. That base is too well-known.
The greys are genetically engineered creations and there are probably some in a DUMB somewhere.
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They're in the dulce base underneath the archuleta mesa, obviously. I've seen UFO Hunters.
Bonesjones said:
I think it's less of a conspiracy and more people are just dumb and lazy and poor. They don't realize their shoe size is wrong because it's always been wrong. If you don't know how something should fit then you don't know it's causing problems. I've always had an odd sized foot, so instead of forcing it, I'd just skip fashionable stuff for comfort.
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The Hardest R said:
This applies to most clothing in general. Many people have never worn anything that’s properly tailored or got correct measurements.
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Catch The Rainbow said:
What's often overlooked is that China has the capability to make high quality products if you pay enough and it's still cheaper to make than in the USA.
It's not enough to save money by shipping stuff to China, they deliberately pick the worst places.
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I think about this all the time!!! The Industrial Revolution fucked us, people used to make clothes at home that specifically fit themselves and their loved ones. Now clothing is this big factory process that's so arbitrary. Even if initially you were meant to buy a shirt and have it tailored, it mutated into "buy a shirt, you should fit that shirt and look tailored or your body is wrong." We're not making clothes for bodies, we're making bodies for clothes! It's backwards!!
This video does a great job explaining how we got to the point where all our clothes are shitty quality. I'm so tired of clothing being such a nightmare.
 
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Otterly said:
This one is fun. They recently found some kind of ambipolar electric field as well
Honestly I dont have the knowledge to make a judgement on this one but I know it’s been discussed elsewhere here
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Electric universe is based on some genuinely interesting ideas from nobel-prize winning physicists called Plasma Cosmology but rapidly falls apart into post-hoc justification and religious thinking as it gets taken to the extreme. A lot of similar communities and thinking to the flat earth people but slightly more forgivable since it's not quite as easy to prove it wrong if you don't know much about the universe. Unfortunately, many of the 'people' (redditors) who enjoy laughing at them do the same with THE SCIENCE tm.

Plasma Cosmology is firmly in the category of obsolete theories like the aether, though. Every piece of cosmological science since it was formulated contradicts it and it only gets worse every year. Not insanity like flat earth but definitely wrong. Electric Universe is flat earth for plasma cosmology.


And now mine. The craze of believing in aliens is a psyop by various governments to prepare for their use as a propaganda tool towards a unified world government. Sapient aliens do not and have never existed, and the powers that be have purposefully abandoned humanity's birthright of the universe in favor of political and economic power.
 
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