DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

That said, I'm willing to bet money he cost

TL;dr Phil has reverse Midas touch
Only time success happens is when you leave the Snort orbit

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Joon is also talking to Agent Proper today, 6pm Pacific time.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Also, he tried to talk to his dad about fighting for him to keep his job

if i recall he also wanted to physically attack the person who was responsible for firing him when he saw him at a restaurant, to which phils father had to talk him down from.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

if i recall he also wanted to physically attack the person who was responsible for firing him when he saw him at a restaurant

Which, if we know our Phillip as well as we do, never happened.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Which, if we know our Phillip as well as we do, never happened.

doesn't matter. the fact phil decided to tell a story "I saw someone who fired me from my job and I wanted to physically attack them in a public place" is insane and noteworthy enough. whether it's true or not is irrelevant.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

doesn't matter. the fact phil decided to tell a story "I saw someone who fired me from my job and I wanted to physically attack them in a public place" is insane and noteworthy enough. whether it's true or not is irrelevant.

I’m agreeing with you.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Holy shit Phil really has no idea what he's getting himself into if he's gonna fuck with the sektur

Dude, I am picturing Ethan Oliver Ralph Esq. showing up to Renton, WA wearing the cowboy hat, the FED shirt, and livestreaming in front of Phil's neighborhood gate.

I can already hear the tuba music. Please let this happen.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

It's interesting and weird that Joon has said he wants out of the vortex but is also going with Agent Proper and then on TBS. Phil will definetly change his tone after that one, but it's weird how Joon is now going directly on detractor platforms. Remember how Stuttering Craig did the same last year but retardedly ended up talking with Doody instead thinking he was the guy to go to? I'm seeing a bit of a pattern here.

It's kinda weird since it's not like Joon needs a boost from Phil's detractor sphere as people like Craig or Brian did. If I had to guess, maybe he just wants to confirm some things he doesn't fully know and was aware that Phil was going to lie about anyway. Maybe this "interview" with Phil was just a formality, like "I didn't just talk to your detractors, I also talked with you, but since you're a piece of shit liar, there was no point in asking you anything". I don't know, it's just weird, you'd think he'd have something more productive to do than talking with detractors.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It's interesting and weird that Joon has said he wants out of the vortex but is also going with Agent Proper and then on TBS. Phil will definetly change his tone after that one, but it's weird how Joon is now going directly on detractor platforms. Remember how Stuttering Craig did the same last year but retardedly ended up talking with Doody instead thinking he was the guy to go to? I'm seeing a bit of a pattern here.

It's kinda weird since it's not like Joon needs a boost from Phil's detractor sphere as people like Craig or Brian did. If I had to guess, maybe he just wants to confirm some things he doesn't fully know and was aware that Phil was going to lie about anyway. Maybe this "interview" with Phil was just a formality, like "I didn't just talk to your detractors, I also talked with you, but since you're a piece of shit liar, there was no point in asking you anything". I don't know, it's just weird, you'd think he'd have something more productive to do than talking with detractors.

I know Joon asked different detractors for specific information for the doc so this could just be him returning the favor plus I think he just grew to hate DSP as much as anyone does especially after that interview.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Dude, I am picturing Ethan Oliver Ralph Esq. showing up to Renton, WA wearing the cowboy hat, the FED shirt, and livestreaming in front of Phil's neighborhood gate.

I can already hear the tuba music. Please let this happen.

With his fractured hip and drug addiction, Ethan would probably forget where he was going halfway towards the US border, limp into the nearest forest and die.

 

[Digger10]

t's interesting and weird that Joon has said he wants out of the vortex but is also going with Agent Proper and then on TBS. Phil will definetly change his tone after that one, but it's weird how Joon is now going directly on detractor platforms. Remember how Stuttering Craig did the same last year but retardedly ended up talking with Doody instead thinking he was the guy to go to? I'm seeing a bit of a pattern here.

Remember what a vortex is. It's something that sucks you in. And it doesn't care if you want to go.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Today was the perfect encapsulation of this retard.

Shits all over Craig by saying he’s unprofessional because of his initial audio issues on Discord. Phil says real professionals are prepared before an interview.

Moments later, we have Phil being a retarded faggot, using an old ass pc to try to run a video chat on discord when he has a brand new PC that can EASILY handle a video setup. He continues to run into a wall showing he was UNPREPARED to do the Joon interview.

This is why no one should ever personally interfere with Phil. He will always be his own worst enemy.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

if i recall he also wanted to physically attack the person who was responsible for firing him when he saw him at a restaurant, to which phils father had to talk him down from.

It was at one of his favorite pizza shops in Bridgeport - he and his dad were having lunch and Phil mentioned it - the person walked in, Dave went "Well, he's right there. Go do it." Phil went "It doesn't matter, I'm a big Youtuber now."

Even Dave called him out on his bullshit. Phil has always LARP as a tough guy, but he's only tough behind a keyboard and screen.

 

[JimiHendrix]

It was at one of his favorite pizza shops in Bridgeport - he and his dad were having lunch and Phil mentioned it - the person walked in, Dave went "Well, he's right there. Go do it." Phil went "It doesn't matter, I'm a big Youtuber now."

Even Dave called him out on his bullshit. Phil has always LARP as a tough guy, but he's only tough behind a keyboard and screen.

not how i remember him describing it, but i'll take your word for it.

 

[Digger10]

but he's only tough behind a keyboard and screen.

Correction: he's only tough behind a keyboard and screen when he's not directly communicating with anyone. If he has chat enabled, he'll retreat into his shell like the coward he is.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The Joon “interview” once again confirms what we already know: Phil is a gigantic pussy who wants others to do his dirty work while he “reaps” the benefits. If he’s so set on ”exposing” detractors, Phil should put his money where his gouty mouth is and do it himself.

Jaha should’ve finished the job.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The MvC Collection is shit because the netcode is shit and inputs are dropping like crazy. Has nothing to do with the fact that DSP was owning newbs and then started sperging as soon as he fought someone who could fight back.

Rollback netcode is shit and needs to go rant, FGC players are shills when they say a game is good, tons of begging.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Why would I lie? I have no reason to lie"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The MvC Collection is shit because the netcode is shit and inputs are dropping like crazy. Has nothing to do with the fact that DSP was owning newbs and then started sperging as soon as he fought someone who could fight back.

Rollback netcode is shit and needs to go rant, FGC players are shills when they say a game is good, tons of begging.

I guess Phil forgot about that one video where he was curbstomped in a money match and pouted while paying out…

"Why would I lie? I have no reason to lie"

Says the guy who admits to lying, but thinks it’s okay because people “look past it”. Dumbass.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Every question Phil asked was just another jumping-off point for him to blab on about himself.

It's OCD at this point; it must be. Every time he starts talking he cannot help turning it into another interminal self-therapy session - one that you heard yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

Please God, let Joon be the last human Phil attempts to 'interview'.

It's one of the problems with living a hermit lifestyle. I don't think Phil is like, actively trying to make everything about him, but what else does he have to talk/relate to? If someone put a gun to his head and demanded he tell them what a normal adult day is like, I don't know if he'd be able to give an answer. He's just been cut off from the world for so long, so he really thinks of himself as the center of the universe.

He waddles out of bed and gets on stream, where the focus is naturally on him. When he gets off stream, he's playing Champions and looking at detractor content, which is also all about him. It sounds like every once in awhile he watches some other content creator with Khet, but even then, he's comparing that person to himself. Whenever anything happens in the world, both the real world and video game world, he has to relate it to himself. That's all he knows. He can't even fathom the idea that people don't live a Phil-centric lifestyle