Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Discord needs taking down. Etsy needs taking down. Caden needs taking down.
The first has too many corrupt mods. I have established power tripping, showing NSFW content to minors, as well as enabling Chris.
The second has many flaws. I have established that every single item on there is unable to be sold on Etsy and if you want a full breakdown, I can give you one, all in one long ass post.
And Caden...
This whole situation is caused by him. I could go as far as to say that Caden has now kidnapped Chris and keeping him in involuntary servitude. It may not be bad for him per se, but my moral code is ticking.
Sadly, at least as far as I know, there's absolutely nothing I can do anymore unless I actively start interacting with Chris/Praetor, and I have no idea if I want to do that.
Is my sense of morality worth all that?

 

[Holden Cox]

Discord needs taking down. Etsy needs taking down. Caden needs taking down.
The first has too many corrupt mods. I have established power tripping, showing NSFW content to minors, as well as enabling Chris.
The second has many flaws. I have established that every single item on there is unable to be sold on Etsy and if you want a full breakdown, I can give you one, all in one long ass post.
And Caden...
This whole situation is caused by him. I could go as far as to say that Caden has now kidnapped Chris and keeping him in involuntary servitude. It may not be bad for him per se, but my moral code is ticking.
Sadly, at least as far as I know, there's absolutely nothing I can do anymore unless I actively start interacting with Chris/Praetor, and I have no idea if I want to do that.
Is my sense of morality worth all that?

It would be funny if Caden got arrested again, by chance, but it's a bad idea to get involved like that. Chris probably thinks he's got a good thing going - Caden funds his manchild lifestyle indefinitely, so Chris profits from his """creations""" without having to lift a finger himself. I doubt you could convince him to give it up. It would, however, be interesting to know what rules the Etsy store violates.

 

[Xev]

We aren't getting a hobo saga while Caden is still in the mix

 

[Ammyterasu]

Talking of boring I really hope Chris doesn’t get into numerology in a big way, it’s the most tedious of all the crazy person new age beliefs.

100% agree, it's also the most braindead of them all in my opinion. At least (most) tarot cards have nice artwork you can look at while listening to bullshit.

 

[King Kiwi]

We aren't getting a hobo saga while Caden is still in the mix

Caden hasn't really been around lately but if it's not him then someone is definitely keeping Chris on a short leash.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The listings for the "sacred rocks" and the spiritual talismans have been updated with new pics. As I haven't noticed any changes between the current and previous listings. I am only going to post the updated pictures from the two listings.
First, the sacred rocks which are totally not aquarium gravel.

At the time of the listing, there are 29 of them available, which I'd say is roughly 1,5 kilos of rocks.


And the spiritual talisman pics:



However, this also confirms that we have the second handler around.
The certificates are signed as October 27.


Explain this then.

Not the first time we got pics like these and we have gotten these when he got the play button as well.
Someone is holding the camera. It is way too high quality for the webcam he uses, and the takes like this

would be impossible for a stationary one.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think we know how Chris is being kept so tame.

That motherfucker is stoned out of his goddamn mind.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It would be funny if Caden got arrested again, by chance, but it's a bad idea to get involved like that. Chris probably thinks he's got a good thing going - Caden funds his manchild lifestyle indefinitely, so Chris profits from his """creations""" without having to lift a finger himself. I doubt you could convince him to give it up. It would, however, be interesting to know what rules the Etsy store violates.

Pure speculation but given the affidavit Caden signed last year stating he had no monthly income whatsoever (If I’m reading it right) I do wonder if he‘s reporting any CWC related income he’s making to the tax man.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Are those boobs?


And yeah he really does look super stoned, I wonder if he's helping himself to Caden's mushrooms stash.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Discord needs taking down. Etsy needs taking down. Caden needs taking down.
The first has too many corrupt mods. I have established power tripping, showing NSFW content to minors, as well as enabling Chris.
The second has many flaws. I have established that every single item on there is unable to be sold on Etsy and if you want a full breakdown, I can give you one, all in one long ass post.
And Caden...
This whole situation is caused by him. I could go as far as to say that Caden has now kidnapped Chris and keeping him in involuntary servitude. It may not be bad for him per se, but my moral code is ticking.
Sadly, at least as far as I know, there's absolutely nothing I can do anymore unless I actively start interacting with Chris/Praetor, and I have no idea if I want to do that.
Is my sense of morality worth all that?

Look dude, Chris isn't shoving a vodka bottle up his ass and CWC-ville isn't being invaded by nazis(bad guys) so we're already making progress. Stop making so much fuss, chuddie, what are you a fan of Micheal J Hirtes(bad guy) or something?
I do admire the hustle his handlers are putting up. That is some good bag they're making, considering all they have to do is keep a retard docile and send a few rocks to some other retards occasionally. Makes me wish I had a setup like that.

 

[AnOminous]

People were moralfagging that a-logging Chris just wasn't acceptable in the current year, so instead we have discord gatekeepers keeping things boring.

Tbh with the shitty, completely sociopathic state "trolling" Chris had rotted into, Praetor keeping things boring, sadly, may be a good thing. They're exploiting him, sure, but don't seem to be actively sadistic fucks torturing him just for the hell of it.

 

[BeatboxBill]

And yeah he really does look super stoned, I wonder if he's helping himself to Caden's mushrooms stash.

That or he has been put on some very strong dose of anti-psychotics

Pure speculation but given the affidavit Caden signed last year stating he had no monthly income whatsoever (If I’m reading it right) I do wonder if he‘s reporting any CWC related income he’s making to the tax man.

He has to or otherwise the IRS would be up his ass 24.7

Caden hasn't really been around lately but if it's not him then someone is definitely keeping Chris on a short leash.

That will be Egg cock teasing him

We aren't getting a hobo saga while Caden is still in the mix

Have faith, friend, Chris is bound to screw up at some point or at the very least, Caden will grew to get sick of him

It would be funny if Caden got arrested again, by chance, but it's a bad idea to get involved like that. Chris probably thinks he's got a good thing going - Caden funds his manchild lifestyle indefinitely, so Chris profits from his """creations""" without having to lift a finger himself. I doubt you could convince him to give it up. It would, however, be interesting to know what rules the Etsy store violates.

He’s already violating one of the rules by evading his Etsy ban.

Chris’s previous Etsy store was shut down due to negative reviews, shipping delays and damaged goods and according to their ToS, you are not supposed to use another account after being permanently banned.

The CEO would probably shut him down again when they found out about what he did to Barb.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Discord needs taking down. Etsy needs taking down. Caden needs taking down.
The first has too many corrupt mods. I have established power tripping, showing NSFW content to minors, as well as enabling Chris.
The second has many flaws. I have established that every single item on there is unable to be sold on Etsy and if you want a full breakdown, I can give you one, all in one long ass post.
And Caden...
This whole situation is caused by him. I could go as far as to say that Caden has now kidnapped Chris and keeping him in involuntary servitude. It may not be bad for him per se, but my moral code is ticking.
Sadly, at least as far as I know, there's absolutely nothing I can do anymore unless I actively start interacting with Chris/Praetor, and I have no idea if I want to do that.
Is my sense of morality worth all that?

I would suggest taking a step back. At the end of the day, the only reason Chris ever got to this point in the first place, is because deep down he's an entitled piece of shit that never, not once, ever truly learned from his mistakes.

By the same token, Caden is saddled with taking care of a 40 year old manchild who thinks he's god, a woman, and that the only thing stopping the formation of the Roger Rabbit reality is MLP G5 existing.

Everyone involved with this story directly is a piece of shit and really, kind of deserve each other. Or Flutter, who is only relevant because we know so little about her that we don't actually know how she really fits into any of this.

 

[King Kiwi]

I would suggest taking a step back. At the end of the day, the only reason Chris ever got to this point in the first place, is because deep down he's an entitled piece of shit that never, not once, ever truly learned from his mistakes.

By the same token, Caden is saddled with taking care of a 40 year old manchild who thinks he's god, a woman, and that the only thing stopping the formation of the Roger Rabbit reality is MLP G5 existing.

Everyone involved with this story directly is a piece of shit and really, kind of deserve each other. Or Flutter, who is only relevant because we know so little about her that we don't actually know how she really fits into any of this.

Now Optimus, the clear answer here is an all- out flame war with the Decepticons.

We shall steal their garden gnomes and spit on their azaleas.

And Caden, let him come.

I will give him such a finger wag.

We're not sure at this point why Chris is so zoned out and boring. No one has heard anything about Caden for a long time.

He's old and drugged up by Zoomers as the cash rolls in. My guess.

There is no plot. My greatest concern is Barb but whatever.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Tbh with the shitty, completely sociopathic state "trolling" Chris had rotted into, Praetor keeping things boring, sadly, may be a good thing. They're exploiting him, sure, but don't seem to be actively sadistic fucks torturing him just for the hell of it.

That’s true but I worry what the endgame will be, particularly if Chris becomes increasingly unprofitable, outside of his parents I don’t if anyone has had as much control over Chris as Caden does right now.

 

[MoonState]

The certificates are signed as October 27.

August... so two days after the solo sighting in the Target in Lynchburg

Someone is holding the camera. It is way too high quality for the webcam he uses, and the takes like this

Yeah, you can see the outline and the lens of a phone in the reflection of this one, and I don't think they'd be using one phone/camera to take photos of the items and another one to photograph Chris holding them.

 

[sarna]

Tbh with the shitty, completely sociopathic state "trolling" Chris had rotted into, Praetor keeping things boring, sadly, may be a good thing. They're exploiting him, sure, but don't seem to be actively sadistic fucks torturing him just for the hell of it.

Praetor's business model isn't a million miles from what Null was trying to wrangle Chris into toward the end. They have managed to channel him toward some kind of productivity and they're keeping him out of trouble. Pretty close to an ideal outcome given the circumstances.

 

[Optimus Prime]

We're not sure at this point why Chris is so zoned out and boring.

I have to absolutely assume he's on some extremely strong anti-psychotics, which is keeping Chris in a perpetual state of 'stoned' from an outside view.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I think he got scared. He didn't learn, he still wants to act like a shit head but he's scared to right now.

That's probably a big factor, plus he is such a dumbass that he has no clue what is ok to talk about other than horsie-cartoons, so he keeps quiet.

I like the fact Kamala isn't even brown in that drawing. Chris can't even properly draw people he likes.

Classic Chris would have drawn her like this without a tinge of irony:

wtf I thought the other poster was joking about it lol. Reminder that Chris could also fuck a dog if it was a collie or similar.

Chris would gladly fuck a horse by this point. I mean, as long as you dressed it like a cartoon horse, that is.

 

[King Kiwi]

I have to absolutely assume he's on some extremely strong anti-psychotics, which is keeping Chris in a perpetual state of 'stoned' from an outside view.

Flutter is the descendant of Medusa.

I knew it.