Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BrosefJumanji]

This is supposed to be a win for Jessica by showing Josh's tiny member and embarrassing him, but who's the one whose mouth is slobbering over little cobra. Especially knowing Josh's hygiene.

To be fair, showing the world that he can maintain an erection while THIS face is staring back does prove Josh is a pervert on levels that mere mortals couldn't comprehend.

In all seriousness though, she is just trying to extort him with threats of embarrassment and shame. Remember, The Boy is EXTREMELY shy and the threat of everyone seeing their love making unspeakable horrors might be enough, especially if papanips isn't going to step in and put a legal circle of protection around the boy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Not for nothing, but some of us who were around during his secret Chaturbate streaming era have unfortunately seen screenshots of Josh's wiener (that are somewhere in this thread ~2000 pages ago) and he doesn't have a tiny dick. She's really just telling everyone that she sucks stinky hobo cock on camera that is now on the Internet forever.

His dick is pretty average but not huge like he used to claim it was. Buuuuut all that booze and duster really did a number on his ability to keep a boner.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I'm just going to assume that she threw a towel over Jawshie's yeast-infection covered thighs before she got to work.

 

[ClitSaunders]

He uploaded a new video describing him cooking a food hack(wow cool), no mention of his revenge porn

 

[FootballBuff]

Please, someone, for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY get this man a fucking restraining order! I mean that HAS to be the next step right? Theres no way the bog-witch is smart enough to stop doing this on her own. What is she going to do next? This just keeps escalating, and its probably not going to stop until someone stops her.

 

[ClitSaunders]

 

[Jobama]

Since his phone is broken, he’s putting the cheese on his streak while on his chair so that people can keep track of his cooking

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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I crave death

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Since his phone is broken, he’s putting the cheese on his streak while on his chair so that people can keep track of his cooking

A broken phone never stops the BOY from turning steak into inedible slop.

 

[ASeabear8952]

A paypig with enough money would 100% buy it.

This 'un?
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Full version with credits and Kiwi watermark (albeit not the best quality):

Also right before the subreddit went down there was a banger lo-fi remix someone posted with Cobes quotes played alongside a beat. Anyone have that kino saved?

Apologies for the double post but there’s whispers that Marty was the one who scared Chris off.

 

[JarJar Stinks]

Her Twitch is still banned and she refuses to make another streaming acct so I'm guessing she's literally going to sell his nudes to gather money to go stalk him again.

This is beyond fucked.

Feel bad for cobes while also not. He stuck his dick in crazy and thought ending the dry spell to own the trolls was worth it. Was it worth it jawshy? Beyond wicked the bog hag is.

 

[Hennimore]

Apologies for the double post but there’s whispers that Marty was the one who scared Chris off.

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Marty really has absolutely nothing going on in his life huh? Would be hilarious to get a breakdown of exactly how much time he spends tard wrangling every day.

 

[squirrely dan]

Marty really has absolutely nothing going on in his life huh? Would be hilarious to get a breakdown of exactly how much time he spends tard wrangling every day.

Aint he the idiot who quit his job to troll Cyrax full time?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Bog hag is trying to sell Cobra porn without his consent
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Alright how long till an A-log buys it and if it is bought and published will it be on the farms. I'm gonna vomit

 

[Molly Millions]

Unfortunately it is our responsibility to not only catalog the video but to also trick new members into viewing it repeatedly as a particularly sadistic form of hazing

 

[Jobama]

nicly

 

[Shinkai]

What a horrible day to have eyes

 

[semitooth]

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

JESSICA ANNE BOYLE keeps oscillating between lovebombing and committing actual crimes against Cobies and then crying about getting the law involved.

It's extremely funny that JESSICA ANNE BOYLE acts like threatening to drop videos of her slobbing on Cobes' stinky nob like corn on the cob does not reflect poorly on her in any way.

Even if JESSICA ANNE BOYLE had the funds for a protracted legal battle, her counsel would be tearing their hair out just during the consultation.

I hope the boy continues to alert Clint about the dangers of JESSICA ANNE BOYLE so that she can be dealt with accordingly.

 

[pickleparty]

2k? Thank god its never going to see the light of day...right?