Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BrosefJumanji]

All of these are from the trailer too. Absolute gay-log death. Hilarious.

The whole time gay-logs were simping for Josh with "you don't even have proof she is in Casper" and "Josh wouldn't let her back in, he told us so and he always keeps his word" she was not just slobbing on his green goblin, they were filming and photographing it.

Probably a decent chance he was photographing his muse slurping his lil Cobes while some gay-log was posting on here arguing for him.

Bravo, just, bravo.

 

[Sugarfree Cigarettes]

I didn’t know it was possible for her to look more fucking horrifying and melted yet here we are

The way she's looking at the camera, I feel like she's feasting on my corpse.

 

[mrfresh]

If you're on EBT or food stamps you are specifically barred from buying alochol.

Money saved on alcohol could be used for more important things

Like 1 bottle of everclear+ 3 gallons of water and drink mix gives you 3 gallons of 7 abv for like 35$

I know he's slow but still

 

[Sicko Hunter]

We are in a thumbnail renaissance

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We are in a thumbnail renaissance
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He's been back to his old self during the breakup saga. Just goes to show how his beliefs and attitudes were his best coping mechanism.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I have a lot of feelings, none of them positive. The emojis are just sickening.

 

[geckogoy]

Anyone have that 'evicted again' animation that was on the homepage for a bit? I could of sworn I saved it but I must not have properly named the file so I cant find it

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I am vomit

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When your revenge porn just makes you look like a pathetic aging meth whore with zero standards.

 

[Spudnik]

Anyone have that 'evicted again' animation that was on the homepage for a bit? I could of sworn I saved it but I must not have properly named the file so I cant find it

This 'un?

 

[geckogoy]

This 'un?
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Hell yea

 

[HiveDull]

If Cobes was with any other girl, he would say something like he's the next Ron Jeremy.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

When your revenge porn just makes you look like a pathetic aging meth whore with zero standards.

This is supposed to be a win for Jessica by showing Josh's tiny member and embarrassing him, but who's the one whose mouth is slobbering over little cobra. Especially knowing Josh's hygiene.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is supposed to be a win for Jessica by showing Josh's tiny member and embarrassing him, but who's the one whose mouth is slobbering over little cobra. Especially knowing Josh's hygiene.

At the end of the day, she was the one who lovebombed him so hard.

 

[Molly Millions]

We are living in an era where a woman is attempting to shame a man by revealing that she sucked his cock multiple times

 

[RL Steinbeck]

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Jesus Christ! Imagine getting head and then looking down and seeing these psycho peepers glaring back up at you!

 

[transmissionzero]

Fucking Manson lamps.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He can't record his deep frted food hack so he just described it instead of talking about his psycho cunt ex's revenge porn.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

This is supposed to be a win for Jessica by showing Josh's tiny member and embarrassing him, but who's the one whose mouth is slobbering over little cobra. Especially knowing Josh's hygiene.

Maybe that explains what happened to her teeth.

 

[Dick Pooman]

This is supposed to be a win for Jessica by showing Josh's tiny member and embarrassing him, but who's the one whose mouth is slobbering over little cobra.

Not for nothing, but some of us who were around during his secret Chaturbate streaming era have unfortunately seen screenshots of Josh's wiener (that are somewhere in this thread ~2000 pages ago) and he doesn't have a tiny dick. She's really just telling everyone that she sucks stinky hobo cock on camera that is now on the Internet forever.