Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[The Jackal]

Thank you for your service @AssignedEva

Just think about how excruciating it must have been for Olly's parents to watch their cross-dressing thirty-year-old son, undergoing a prolonged and porn-addicted adolescence, deliver these lines:

Spoiler

Wanna do a line off my cock?

I handle all of his personal needs, which includes both calendar and dick

Waiter: (pouring margarita) Really? You're not going to have anything to eat?

Bella: (doing a poor Phoebe Waller-Bridge impersonation, smiling with gums) Not yet.

Bella: Yeah, girl on girl, but I mean like - SEX. Have you ever done choking?

Fay: No!

Bella: Oh my God, it's so hot. Didi's super into it.

Fay: Yeah, no, I remember.

Bella: He's been getting me to call him "master". Unf. He got me in this tight little schoolgirl outfit

Bella: I don't wanna take a feminist consciousness raising class from you, Catharine MacKinnon - cause then I won't be able to get railed by my Didi Daddy!

Bella: Oooh, sounds fun! You wanna fill me up? (slides empty margarita pitcher over)

Bella: I'm not gonna eat him. Just drink his blood. Maybe some of his other fluids.

Fay: Does Didi know you sleep with other men?

Bella: Yeah! We have a deal. I only let them fuck me in the mouth and pussy.

They be sucking at the titty!

Bella: Oh thank you! I look even better without it.

Bella: Don't therapy me! I like being a leechy bitch! Unnnh! Give me that plasma daddy! Uunnh! Make my chinny all red! Oh, guys love sexy baby voice.

Bella: Well, when I drink his blood (shouting - people look round) WHILE HE NUTS INSIDE ME, we'll see who's in control.

Bella: Oh my gosh, I know what I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like (shouting - people look round in disgust) I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A FACIAL BEFORE BUT I'VE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED ONE!

Bella: Uunnh, but you're making me so wet.

Bella: Well what are you going to do, are you going to punish me, mummy?

Fay: We broke up because Didi only loves himself. And because he likes to fuck little sluts like you.

Bella: Yeah, he does. Uunnh. Aaaanh!

Bella: (continues to have a theatrically loud fake orgasm while the other diners all look over in disgust) Ffffuck... Didi... (Fay slaps Bella across the face)

I'm not sure if the 'joke' here is that Olly's character is a real woman, and he only gets fucked in the ass, or he's trans and the 'pussy' is his ass:

Yeah! We have a deal. I only let them fuck me in the mouth and pussy.

This line suggests the former interpretation:

Uunnh, but you're making me so wet.

but knowing how gross and delusional troons are when they pretend to have female bodies, I'm still not sure. Either way, imagine writing this trash and actually thinking it worthy of public consumption, let alone a red-carpet première preceded by a pretentious interview with cast and crew.

I assume this is meant to be a reference to/plagiarism of Fleabag:

Bella waves the car off and then looks at the camera)

 

[AssignedEva]

Just think about how excruciating it must have been for Olly's parents to watch their cross-dressing thirty-year-old son, undergoing a prolonged and porn-addicted adolescence, deliver these lines:

Despite having already made that observation about the Getty images pics, I'd actually blocked that out. Thankfully, I'm not the only one who watched "Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend" and was repulsed, so this clip of his "When Harry Met Sammy" segment has been going around a couple of group chats I'm in. This is what his parents had to sit through:

I assume this is meant to be a reference to/plagiarism of Fleabag:

Yep, this was unmistakably a Fleabag lift (apologies for audio quality):

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Wait, who is Choob smiling at after Morgana slaps him?

This is dreadful, but that's no surprise.

 

[The Jackal]

This is what his parents had to sit through:

Oh my God it's so much worse when you see the dialogue actually being acted by these two. The other guy's just as bad as Olly is to be honest.

 

[BlastMonk]

Random strangers off the street have better chemistry and play off each other better than those two. Wtf is Ollies laugh in that clip he makes all the wrong sounds

 

[Chandelier]

Why is this giving me a weird vibe..?

Jessie cannot dress well. This is his idea of how a "sexy nerd" dresses, because he's both a Trekkie and someone trying in vain to look like a woman. All that vest is doing is bunching in his man gut - which will only get bigger, because estrogen causes weight gain in males, and with no testosterone, he won't lose it - and that loose shirt to give the illusion of hips. This is a man who thinks he's a woman because he "associates with specific traits" related to women, but he doesn't pass whatsoever. He spent $20k on FFS and still looks like a male, his dye job is shit and he looks like a Trekkie stuck in the 1970s. This is a man who'll spend hours telling you that Star Trek is a queer/trans allegory but will lose his fucking mind if you apply the same detailed criticism to his films and documentaries. He's a lot like Olly in that way: don't be a back seat critic, just sit there and bask that such a specimen is in your presence.

 

[Golden Boy]

If my son was like Oliver i’d kill myself long before i was able to be publicly humiliated like this.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I feel deep discomfort and am repulsed by this video. Why even make this shitty video with porn-like perform.... Oh, I get it now.

 

[JockMcGrotty]

You always think to yourself when olly is hyping a performance or project "well this is going to be awful and it's going to be awful in these specific ways" and yup, sure enough, cant act, cant write, cant do subtle, cant develop an idea beyond the level of a last minute rushed first year undergraduate essay plagiarised from someone elses's poorly understood notes, cant do feminine or sexy, (in fact this is worth repeating, as has been said this script _might_ hit different with genuiene sexpots playing the parts but these guys look like what they are, no waiter on Earth ever ignored those disturbing shrieks cos they were coming from an olly on the right side of the hot crazy scale) and yet he performs with absolute conviction that he can do all these things. His co performers more and more seems like they are in hostage situations. What kind of feedback does a director give to get takes like this?

This thing is just so utterly and completely charmless because of course it is.

Its an elementary point but the whole point of the original "i'll have what she's having" scene is that Meg Ryan is an attractive woman / good actress giving a porno level convincing fake orgasm for comic effect. Is this homage meant to be funny? I genuinely don't know? In fact rereading the script is anyone sure what genre this thing is actually meant to fit under?

Also did i miss something or is the black guy literally in this for 10 seconds to get murdered and say the line about doing a line of his dick? Who writes something like that ?

In the original novel the sexy temptress character who starts the story beating suitors off with a stick who Dracula feeds on ends up with her head cut off , a stake through her heart , and put inside a coffin with the lid soldered on. Makes ya think.

 

[The Jackal]

Yep, this was unmistakably a Fleabag lift (apologies for audio quality):

What is the point supposed to be though? In Fleabag, the main character was expressing her thoughts and feelings when she broke the fourth wall, inviting the viewer to collude with her, providing ironic commentary on the events she's taking part in, and so on. Here it means... nothing as far as I can tell. Olly just thinks it's really cool.

Also, I've realised the title is kind of weird. Previously, I'd thought that they were both exes (so I guess Dracula's Ex-Girlfriends would have been more logical in that case), with one being more over him than the other, but now it's clear that only one of them is his ex. So that means the title specifically refers to Fay. Why? Is he supposed to be the main character? Clearly that's not the case though. Olly just didn't really give it much thought, as usual.

 

[ENDTOPII]

If my son was like Oliver i’d kill myself long before i was able to be publicly humiliated like this.

> FUCK IT! I will 41% for my SON!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Do you think he only cast the other dude in the scene because he passes so much worse than Ollie? Not to suggest Ollie passes, but the other is literally just a gay dude in a wig. He's not even trying to sound like a woman, it's just stereotypical bitchy gay man.

As for the rest of the scene, another landmark victory in the ongoing quest for troons to prove they aren't all coombrained sex pests. What's the opposite of a humiliation fetish, where you get off on forcing other people to watch your creepy sex shit?

 

[JockMcGrotty]

Do you think he only cast the other dude in the scene because he passes so much worse than Ollie? Not to suggest Ollie passes, but the other is literally just a gay dude in a wig. He's not even trying to sound like a woman, it's just stereotypical bitchy gay man.

As for the rest of the scene, another landmark victory in the ongoing quest for troons to prove they aren't all coombrained sex pests. What's the opposite of a humiliation fetish, where you get off on forcing other people to watch your creepy sex shit?

I hadnt even thought of this but It's such a bizarre performance for someone who moans about being mistreated and aspires to improve the lot of his community through exploiting his relative prominence. The guy who turns up with a megaphone to protest trans shit also produces creepy sex shit. How can that not backfire for him in the long term? It'll not come to it because he just isn't that famous, but in other circumstances this creepy sex shit would be destined for a moral outrage daily mail front page and concerned condemnation on daytime TV.

 

[the inconfident]

This is what his parents had to sit through

I can only imagine the huge loads of cash their therapist is making after all this.

Those 2 minutes felt like an eternity. Choob making that voice, and trying to sound like a woman having sex, when all we got is a pig getting stabbed sounds.

Jesus Christ.

 

[PuddIeduck]

I struggled to rip it and gave up because the file size would probably be massive and I don't know what tracking/DRM they have on it. So instead, I typed it up as a script. For your reading pleasure:

If you download OBS, you can screen record!

 

[Chris Konon]

I am less disgusted by butchered troons and flayed pooners in SRS/GRS thread.

 

[Ghostse]

Do you think he only cast the other dude in the scene because he passes so much worse than Ollie? Not to suggest Ollie passes, but the other is literally just a gay dude in a wig. He's not even trying to sound like a woman, it's just stereotypical bitchy gay man.

That was my thought as well.

As for the rest of the scene, another landmark victory in the ongoing quest for troons to prove they aren't all coombrained sex pests. What's the opposite of a humiliation fetish, where you get off on forcing other people to watch your creepy sex shit?

Exhibitionism.

 

[Excited Eraser]

If you download OBS, you can screen record!

Or try https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Do you think he only cast the other dude in the scene because he passes so much worse than Ollie? Not to suggest Ollie passes, but the other is literally just a gay dude in a wig. He's not even trying to sound like a woman, it's just stereotypical bitchy gay man.

Possibly, but Morgana seems to have ties within the industry which is probably why Ollie picked him, likely the same reason he picked Brandon Rogers. He does give out "10th place in RuPaul's Drag Race" vibes though.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How can that not backfire for him in the long term?

Based on the wealth of troon behaviour I've now been exposed to through the Farms, long-term thinking doesn't seem to be in their skillset. Live every moment like it's your last, because there's a 41% chance it will be.