Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
Didn't the """artist""" finish it up by making a wonderful snake with pillow shaded scales? I swear it was so bad he would have been better off just getting the actual "no step on snek" joke flag inked.
Tbh he'd have been better off just having his arm amputated.

He must be truly committed to remaining a skelly too because imagine how ridiculous that already faggy tattoo would be if the rage twig actually did some lifting and got muscles, distorting it completely out of shape.
 
Coomalot is such a degenerate and so retarded he doesn't understand that a normal person doesn't think swinging is reprehensible, doubly if you have a ton of kids, and doesn't realize Nick's currently trying to keep up a facade.
Well the facade's over, it's been over, and it's probably over to the extent that even Nick sees that it's over, which probably has something to do with the fact that he hasn't streamed for 2.5 weeks.

This is from November 30th, 2023. Apologies. I meant to include that with this clip as well. This is probably what I remembered originally.
Well, there you go. That's before the polycule started.

He was able to keep the facade up by not doing coke while actively streaming (the gap between his Rumble stream ending and Locals stream starting was often surprisingly long, and I suspect that might have been a drug taking break) but as soon as April started sitting in the corner and they left during the stream to go to the bathroom, it was VERY obvious.

I'm going to guess he was addicted for much, if not most of 2023.
 
I don't get the impression that Nick was a particularly successful swinger before meeting the Imholtes.

Before the Imholte situation became apparent around the start of this year, my personal suspicion as to what "swinging" became was that it ended up being that Nick had the Pantsu Pass Lady Gollum Grant to pick up prostitutes.
If you make available a reasonably good looking wife like Qayla was before the drug binge - believe me, she should be in the upper echelon amongst the wives that swing on their age group - you are automatically a successful swinger. If she got gangbanged in Jamaica and liked it, I doubt it would be only a one way thing, specially if Nick was a happy little cuck getting off out of it.
 
Just a friendly reminder that it’s been like a year since Nick’s streaming paid the bills.
It's been over a year. If you consider that just the Monty lawsuit has cost him into the six figures with no end in sight, and his deranged cokestream may end up costing him huge legal bills AND prison time, his streaming "career" is not only not profitable, but is incredibly costly.

Even Ethan Ralph makes more money because at least when he's cyberbegging the amount of money he gets is POSITIVE and pays for a couple tortas and some xaniberries.
And to the extent which CPS was (as far as we know) unable to get any of them to talk about what actually happened leading to that positive test.
I wonder what kind of lurid threats this child abusing piece of shit made against his own kids to terrorize them into this Mafia-like omerta.
 
Rekieta was in the Elissa Clips comment section yesterday on the video "STMS: The Old Rekieta Nanny" which is probably going to be one of Aaron's last insights on the operation of the polycule.


He denied that his old nanny was "the person who wanted to remain anonymous".

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Not only is Nick watching Elissa Clips, he is reading the comment section and replying, but he can't start a stream.

The person Nick is replying to is not only a former fan, she is a former Locals member from the wine mom era who he used to follow on Instagram. He stopped following her near the start of this year.
Balldo is following one less person on Instagram so I decided to check, it appeared to some nobody. To my dismay, I lost my document due to stupidity.
This was the one person he no longer follows:
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This is a former LOCALS wine mom. A bunch of them have migrated to Sean or other lawtubers for trial coverage that Nick does not provide.

This is one of the many women who were very active in LOCALS until post-Panoptes when they started sperging and in-fighting with each other when Cynthia was gone.

EDIT: I see it was just posted above, but leaving this up with the context of who he is replying to.

EDIT: there is more, see below post:
I am missing half of Rekieta's commentary, since after responding to former fan Schree in Elissa's comment section yesterday, Nick has actually come back to respond again today to continue coping and whining about his former fan Schree's "personal whining" about him.

Why he's so butthurt about this I can't figure out, but it may have something to do with his inability to take criticism from women.
 
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It's been over a year. If you consider that just the Monty lawsuit has cost him into the six figures with no end in sight, and his deranged cokestream may end up costing him huge legal bills AND prison time, his streaming "career" is not only not profitable, but is incredibly costly.

Even Ethan Ralph makes more money because at least when he's cyberbegging the amount of money he gets is POSITIVE and pays for a couple tortas and some xaniberries.
Ralph´s prostitutes are way cheaper as well.
 
If he did, Coomalot didn't get it. He was on with the Comicsgate chuckle fucks a couple of days ago talking about how badass Nick is for scoring April. Dumb-dumb said the quiet part out loud again. The narrative is supposed to be that April is "just a friend "

I really think Coomy is, at least in some respects, more damaging to Nick than Aaron.

Reason being is that Balldoguards can dismiss Aaron as a cuck and alog, but that's not so easy to do with Coomy. Coomy is retarded, in need of attention since nobody cares about Gamestop anymore, and thinks he's actually helping Nick with his big mouth.
The delicious irony of Coomalot is that he's one of the few people to genuinely like the 'real' coomer degenerate Nick, but Nick's so caught up in the 'is he, isn't he' games that he can't even embrace that friendship. Coomy would love to be high fiving him right now and getting into all the weird shit he and April have been doing in the Balldo bunker, but Nick still has to maintain the retarded facade for the benefit of no one at all. He is truly unlikeable.
 
Well, there you go. That's before the polycule started.

He was able to keep the facade up by not doing coke while actively streaming (the gap between his Rumble stream ending and Locals stream starting was often surprisingly long, and I suspect that might have been a drug taking break) but as soon as April started sitting in the corner and they left during the stream to go to the bathroom, it was VERY obvious.

I'm going to guess he was addicted for much, if not most of 2023.

I agree that most of 2023 was cocaine fuelled and the excuses for his delay of content (i.e. 'muh keeds') was due to obtaining cocaine, enjoying cocaine, and the cool-down from cocaine.

The cocaine probably made him think that he could do all he planned, but it was also the very thing that held him back, I wonder what he might have achieved if he had stayed away from cocaine... Probably substituted alcohol, if I am being honest...



A few more funny/hypocrisy clips I have from early December 2023:

Nick and Kayla are MONOGAMOUS!



Why don't people just ASK me about rumours?



Why did Nick talk about sex and degeneracy, then pull back?





Nick is a natural flirt:




Nick and Kayla turn down pick-up offers:



 
I just realized. Anyone who watched Nick play Cuck Simulator while pretending it was to make fun of Ron Toye was likely watching Nick engage with his fetish content of choice. I'm so glad I never bothered to follow over to Twitch.
Who would've thought that Nick was playing it with his... joystick.
 
Do you guys think Nick would still have turned out this way if he was a regular boring CPA instead of a (non practicing) lawyer? Is it nature or nurture with him?
 
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Ana is a lot like J.K. Rowling at this point. She's likely gonna continue to be liberal on 95% of all issues she confronts, but put her foot down on the top 5% that is utterly insane. Mainly the transgender crap. She's essentially a TERF now in all the ways that matter.
Troons and their terrorist behavior have a way of turning people who start out mildly critical into absolute TTD haters. Funny how bullying people who don't respond well to bullying permanently alienates them when they realize troons are just abusive misogynistic male rapists and aggressive perverts insistent on forcing their deviancy where it doesn't belong (as if it belongs anywhere outside the closet frankly).
 
Why did Nick talk about sex and degeneracy, then pull back?
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If you are in the corner snorting coke from someone´s cock while your wife is getting rammed by Jamaicans, it´s not degenerate because you are doing it with your life long partner. You are just exploring your sexuality as a couple.
 
I'm not interested in the other accusations on other topics, but the levels present in the test results kind of point to something worse than a single incident of careless ingestion. It was either one very large consumption incident, regular use of coke accidentally left available to her or her being given it.

There are also complications due to the attitude of the people involved. One person is doing benzos on a regular basis and sees themself as an alternative healing expert. One person is a total idiot who was bragging about deliberately reducing his body weight to dangerously unhealthy levels through malnutrition. And everyone involved is living junkie-style in a filthy house not cooking, cleaning or doing laundry for a long period of time.....in other words you are dealing with people who are already out of their minds.

The other problem is that every time these people have been given the benefit of the doubt, what they have been doing turns out to be worse than anyone would have imagined.

Its not proof by any means. but its enough to really wonder about how she came to have those levels of coke in her body.

Good points. I’m potentially willing to believe that she was intentionally dosed by the parents for some reason, what I’m mainly struggling with are the attempts to tie in molestation.

Although, I seem to recall reading in one of the documents that were leaked that the sons are medicated for ADHD also. Is the assumption then that the daughter’s behavior was even worse than theirs (this is the one that Kayla described as “violent”, right?), and that’s what merited the application of medicinal cocaine?
 
While we languish in a drought of Nick content, I have been working to update the OP and specifically the supplemental posts that will (eventually) sit beneath it. I am starting with more comprehensive narratives explaining Nick's main story arcs to act as a digestible chronicle of events in his career that may be pointed to to catch up those who are just discovering him.

If anyone has time to review and supply input/corrections/suggestion to the first 3 arcs (1st on Maddox/LOLSuit mostly done, 2nd with Weeb Wars needs more media and links, and 3rd on Hedonism II needs another few editing passes), it would be appreciated. You might be able to fill in gaps I missed, or even learn something new about old Nick: DRAFT
I do think the Rittenhouse/Depp arc is important because it marked the transition to Nick believing he was invincible and could leave the expectations of others behind. He thought the ride would never end and started to see himself as a capital C Celebrity despite never having banked fuck you money.

The progression of Nick's alcohol abuse was evident well before the cocaine arc. There were glimpses of it as far back as Weeb Wars. Coke just gave him the ability to imbibe heroic amounts of alcohol with fewer subjective effects.
He denied that his old nanny was "the person who wanted to remain anonymous".
The original report by the pastor doesn't explicitly say that she wanted to remain anonymous. It says that she wasn't told the report was being made. iirc, there was more than one person who wanted to remain anonymous, too.

Nick could actually be telling the truth here, even though it hardly matters in the grand scheme of things.

I think that there's a lot we will never know, even if this does go to trial.
 
This has been brought up and explained multiple times.
The exclusion rule is that married couples cannot be played by police or DA's into selling each other out.

If the crime is against each other or children it is different.
The exception applies not by the strict statutory definition of whether the crime has a "victim" or whether it is in general an offense against public order. Even disorderly conduct can constitute such a crime. The test is not based on some list of statutes, but whether the conduct in question adversely affected the other spouse or child.

In this case, the criminal conduct resulted in a child testing positive for a high level of cocaine metabolites well above the level expected from some incidental conduct and consistent with either regular use or a high dose. This is, by definition, actual physical harm to the child as the result of this sick cuckold's conduct.

"For all of these reasons we conclude that the exception to the marital testimonial privilege provided in Minn. Stat. § 595.02, subd. 1(a), which permits spouses to testify in a criminal proceeding for a crime "committed by one against the other," applies to a prosecution for disorderly conduct if the underlying conduct was directed at and adversely affected or endangered the testifying spouse." State v. Zais, 790 N.W.2d 853, 863 (Minn. Ct. App. 2010).

Other cases have involved things like compelled testimony under a grant of use immunity by one spouse against another and have upheld such compulsory testimony.

I'm not sure they could compel Qayla's testimony on the drugs and weapons per se, but possibly they could in relation to any danger posed to the children. They might have to grant her use immunity otherwise she could simply take the Fifth, and I think it might even open the door to Nick to try some maneuver like bifurcating the proceedings to avoid testimony that might prejudice the other charges where, possibly, spousal immunity does indeed apply, or stay proceedings until Qayla's case is resolved so the Fifth Amendment issue isn't there.

In short, I think the exception applies to some extent, but it might be opening a can of worms actually to go there.

A hard-charging prosecutor might go right ahead, though. While the gun and drug charges are fairly serious felonies, they aren't really life-ruiners. Most people looking at some drug conviction aren't going to conclude you're a subhuman. Abusing or endangering kids is, though. That's despicable enough it might even get Nick a rare disbarment.

(I think the guns and drugs if they lead to a conviction will at least get his license suspended and possibly in effect amount to disbarment while not being called that.)
IANAL but the prosecutor has already stated, in the motion to have the court proceedings recorded, that the nature of the charges did not have victims, including child victims. I think this means the privilege would be retained as the crime is about drugs in the home not about the children being victimized by Nick.
That isn't really relevant to the privilege, since the test is whether the spouse or child was harmed by the crime, not simply what statute the prosecution is under. For instance, the case above applied the exception to a disorderly conduct charge because the disorderly conduct in question was directed at and harmed the spouse.

In this case, regardless of the definition of the crime, a child was directly harmed by the criminally reckless conduct of the cuck and his whore. Saying that the state is the harmed party is really just a definition of a crime. A civil tort is a harm against a private individual, and a crime is against the state.

In this case, while neglect does not necessarily imply harm, there was in fact harm against a child. Drug intoxication consistent with regular use is inherently a harm.
If you listen to the hot tub stream again, I'm pretty sure Nick also insults a certain Minnesota swinger event. I don't 100% recall, but I'm pretty sure that happened. That gives the suggestion that he went and wasn't impressed with what he found there.
I think it's more the opposite. I think it's more like the church that he also insulted. He went there and THEY weren't impressed with this nasally whining cuckold pretending to be hot shit while just being basically Little Bill from Boogie Nights, a sad, miserable cuckold, not the based swinger he thought he was, while lying to the public about what a redpilled Christian family man he was.
 
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MN law says that one spouse can't give testimony against the other unless the accused agrees to it. It doesn't matter how much they may want to testify, they can't unless the other spouse agrees.

There are exceptions: child neglect, physical abuse, etc. Also, this only applies to testimony about things during their marriage, the time before they are married isn't protected.

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Okay, but I feel the need to ask one more question. If direct testimony is out, could she by chance make a backroom deal where she tips them off to where they might find something damning in return for a deal. I believe such a thing might be called parallel construction. Like when they tap you without a warrant(and so can't use anything they learn in court directly) but tip off the feds when you might be carrying drugs so that cops can bust you and have no need for the wiretap anymore.
 
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Do you guys think Nick would still have turned out this way if he was a regular boring CPA instead of a (non practicing) lawyer? Is it nature or nurture with him?

I think that given his trust fund subsidised lifestyle and personality flaws, he would have taken the same path if he was given access to fame and drugs. What I think kept him in line early on was the lack of opportunity to indulge--not the lack of desire to do so.

Nick was given the chance to indulge to excess and he chose to do so. No matter how much he insists 'I do not have an addictive personality' and that he could 'stop drinking at any time' if his wife said that she wanted him to do so, that was all false bravado. Nick chose this path as soon as it became available to him.

Good points. I’m potentially willing to believe that she was intentionally dosed by the parents for some reason, what I’m mainly struggling with are the attempts to tie in molestation.

Although, I seem to recall reading in one of the documents that were leaked that the sons are medicated for ADHD also. Is the assumption then that the daughter’s behavior was even worse than theirs (this is the one that Kayla described as “violent”, right?), and that’s what merited the application of medicinal cocaine?

The people who are obsessed with wanting/hoping the children to be hurt worse than they already are are freaks who should have their heads checked and may need to stay away from children themselves. I see no evidence for it besides the fact that Nick is comfortable with people who say stuff that should get them shot in the head.

The original report by the pastor doesn't explicitly say that she wanted to remain anonymous. It says that she wasn't told the report was being made. iirc, there was more than one person who wanted to remain anonymous, too.

Nick could actually be telling the truth here, even though it hardly matters in the grand scheme of things.

I think that there's a lot we will never know, even if this does go to trial.

A-hem, ACKSHUMULLY they might have asked the pastor to keep it private, but they NEVER asked the officer in the report, so OBVIOUSLY they did not want to be anonymous! Enjoy Inceldom, kiwifag!

-- Nick.
 
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