DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

Phil is aware of just how unhinged LTG can be. He brought it up to Joon during his "interview." LTG openly harassed Joon for years. And DSP is now razzing the West Memphis Rage Pig on Xitter. He is going to get more smoke than he can handle. It could be glorious.

But he stays in his own lane and he just is the little guy who wants to be left alone to play games, even though he's trying his hardest to put the least amount of game time in as possible because he's getting old(because some how 40 is old) and he can't play games forever

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

LTG may not be a good person but he told Phil he's not interested and Phil just keeps pushing and pestering, that's kind of harrassment isn't it?

Clear harassment. Dale told Phil to not contact him, he wants nothing to do with him and blocked him.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil says he's got to fast forward through the video "because people told me there was a really good part I had to watch, something about Keem". Literally 30 seconds later he say's he sent the clip to Keem to ask him if it was true. So you've already watched it then?

Why even lie about something that insignificant? If he told me the sky was blue I'd go outside and look up to double check.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil says he's got to fast forward through the video "because people told me there was a really good part I had to watch, something about Keem". Literally 30 seconds later he say's he sent the clip to Keem to ask him if it was true. So you've already watched it then?

Why even lie about something that insignificant? If he told me the sky was blue I'd go outside and look up to double check.

Hope Keem and the KC guys are happy. They are probably getting all kinds of tweets and discord messages from Phil at all fucking hours of the day/night. "OMG KEEM LOOK WHAT I FOUND! YOU SHOULD FELT THESE TROLLS! WANT TO BE ON MY SHOW TOMORROW, SIR?". Not because he gives a shit about them, but because he thinks they are his friends now and will give him free content to sell.

Keep on felting those detractors (who were right the entire time, btw) with $$$$$$$$!

 

[Vaptio]

The adrenaline this fucker must get pumping through his veins after 15 years of total isolation just speaking to a person that isn't the Doordash driver must be almost debilitating.

He doesn't even pick up calls from Doordash drivers; he insists on communicating to them over text messages.

 

[Benchod]

Phil is aware of just how unhinged LTG can be. He brought it up to Joon during his "interview." LTG openly harassed Joon for years. And DSP is now razzing the West Memphis Rage Pig on Xitter. He is going to get more smoke than he can handle. It could be glorious.

I would strongly disavow anyone making LTG aware of DSP's publicly available address.

 

[Malcolm X]

If I absolutely had to interview him, I think the best I could do

I'm not someone who feels Phil himself is boring and what's interesting is the orbiters around him--I find the man himself fascinating in a "how does someone like this happen" kind of way--but yeah, if I were to interview Joon about Dave, I'd probably focus more on Joon's perceptions of the vortex. After your pretty deep dive into DSP, Mr. The King, I'd like to know:

1. Why do you think Phil was so defensive of Derish the Coomer?
2. Were you surprised by how tame Phil's detractors and trolls ended up being considering what he makes us out to be?
3. There's this guy, out there, on the Internet...called Tevin.
4. It seemed to me you bought into Phil's obviously bullshit "Leanna and I broke up months ago while she still lived here and drove my car and spent my money and I paid for all her shit, it definitely wasn't because she had an anxiety attack and I spewed her personal trauma all over the Internet because it inconvenienced me, ree", why is that?
5. Either Khet is a ballbusting dominatrix who watches Phil's endless flow of slop like a hawk for any sign that he gets a chub looking at anime tiddies, OR Phil is a massive homo who can't bear to catch a glimpse of the nude female form while salivating over shitty GIFs of sweaty muscle-y men in spandex. Based on what you've seen, where do you fall in the "why does Phil hate tits" debate?
6. Did you reach out to any of the real-life people involved with Dave: Leanna, Rambo & Howard, FGC figures who dunked on him back in the day, Khet herself, the Kool-Aid woman, any old boss or co-worker at the places he got fired from? Exactly how strongly did they shut the door in your face as soon as you brought up DSP?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Watching videos of Justin Wong playing the new MvC collection really puts into perspective how much Phil really sucks as a streamer. JWong just uploaded this video where a top Fightcade player really kicks his ass on MvC and Justin really seems to have a good time playing this guy. Now, fair enough, Justin Wong always dominates and will hardly ever fight someone at his level, but just compare him to Phil whenever they're losing.

If this was Phil getting spanked by this guy's insanely good Megaman, he would be endlessly crying about the connection, about how the game is dropping his inputs, about how this guy is a no-life loser from Fightcade, just generally being miserable because he's not beating scrubs. You'd think that a supposed high level player would be thrilled to find more high level players, and you can see in both their different reactions when people can actually play these games.

 

[Mecha boi]

Watching videos of Justin Wong playing the new MvC collection really puts into perspective how much Phil really sucks as a streamer. JWong just uploaded this video where a top Fightcade player really kicks his ass on MvC and Justin really seems to have a good time playing this guy. Now, fair enough, Justin Wong always dominates and will hardly ever fight someone at his level, but just compare him to Phil whenever they're losing.

If this was Phil getting spanked by this guy's insanely good Megaman, he would be endlessly crying about the connection, about how the game is dropping his inputs, about how this guy is a no-life loser from Fightcade, just generally being miserable because he's not beating scrubs. You'd think that a supposed high level player would be thrilled to find more high level players, and you can see in both their different reactions when people can actually play these games.

that's the point of fighting games, finding better players to learn from that's why J wong streams get entertaining because he finds players he was never aware existed using stuff nobody expects and he has a great time with it, phil is mentally unwell, sugar glass ego, I saw some players landed infinites on him and he blamed the inputs.

worse yet, multiple times you could see the menu popping up, he is a gigantic masher and whenever you tell him his execution is trash he says the replay inputs mean nothing because they are online and delayed, anyway can't wait to see what newest bait he will bite so he can start another 45 minute rant over nothing.

 

[PieceofShet]

Holy shit this video, its a must see. He tries to insult LTG but most of the time its like he is talking about himself. ZERO SELF AWERENESS
Also, remember when Keem harassed him and he was keep saying he doesnt care. Now LTG says he doesnt care but DSP harasses him.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil when he faces a pro (constantly whining and complaining, and yes there's no good clips out there so you get DSPGaming):

Justin Wong facing the same person on Fightcade months ago, can laugh at getting beat over & over, including once in the last 10 seconds:

 

[dent_whisperer]

joon is a charisma black hole, even more so than dsp. there is no scenario where anyone interviews him and it is entertaining.

Can you really blame him though? After years of making hours long videos about various retards some of it is bound to rub off on him. Plus he really can't go all guns blazing at Phil because it would kill any future documentaries he'd try to do, kind of like that turbo faggot Clum not exposing anything about Phil.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Phil when he faces a pro (constantly whining and complaining, and yes there's no good clips out there so you get DSPGaming):

Justin Wong facing the same person on Fightcade months ago, can laugh at getting beat over & over, including once in the last 10 seconds:

The dude doesn't even need to pick a real assist against phil, he just goes random and still gets a reaction out of phil.

Another day another scrub

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Just a little bit of using Bing brings up multiple high profile matches Ackesh has had in MvC guy is legit and top five in fightcade.

 

[dent_whisperer]

All that shit is half a week of WWE Champions spending.

Not even that with his love of putting literally everything on a payment plan.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Holy shit this video, its a must see. He tries to insult LTG but most of the time its like he is talking about himself. ZERO SELF AWERENESS
Also, remember when Keem harassed him and he was keep saying he doesnt care. Now LTG says he doesnt care but DSP harasses him.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

Holy shit this video, its a must see. He tries to insult LTG but most of the time its like he is talking about himself. ZERO SELF AWERENESS
Also, remember when Keem harassed him and he was keep saying he doesnt care. Now LTG says he doesnt care but DSP harasses him.

Him trying to taunt Dale into coming on his gay ass show is some of the lamest, most pathetic shit I've ever seen. He is so obviously desperate for this collab that I'm almost certain zero people care about that even a retard like Dale can see it clear as day.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Holy shit this video, its a must see. He tries to insult LTG but most of the time its like he is talking about himself. ZERO SELF AWERENESS
Also, remember when Keem harassed him and he was keep saying he doesnt care. Now LTG says he doesnt care but DSP harasses him.

That was really embarrassing. It would have been less embarrassing if he just called him a nigger and got it over with.

"Look at your foam LTG!"
Like jesus christ man what is this elementary school tier bullshit.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Can someone enlighten me on what this Sektur thing is whenever Ethan Ralph and Mr. Metokur get brought up?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

The sheer amount of projection in literally EVERYTHING phil says about ltg is unreal. genuinely impressive he's able to say all this shit without having a moment of realization