UrbanSPOOK / UrbanSLUG / DARKurbanSOULS & UrbanSPOOK's Detractors / UDS (UrbanSPOOK Derangement Syndrome) - Two faggots fighting over who's gayer

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I've lost a few braincells reading the summary, no offense to OP.
Urbanspook is a retard, who cannot write shit, the "Painter" reveals are just fucking embarassing, should've just keep him in shadows as long as possible.
But at the same time I feel he'll be the last laughing at Pastraspec, chezzkids etc when they'll turn out to be pedos themselves. The gut feeling is very strong with'em being kid diddlers, while spook most likely only diddles cocks because SWEDEN YES
 
I've lost a few braincells reading the summary, no offense to OP.
Urbanspook is a retard, who cannot write shit, the "Painter" reveals are just fucking embarassing, should've just keep him in shadows as long as possible.
But at the same time I feel he'll be the last laughing at Pastraspec, chezzkids etc when they'll turn out to be pedos themselves. The gut feeling is very strong with'em being kid diddlers, while spook most likely only diddles cocks because SWEDEN YES
Well our CPU Godess has an entire board dedicated to his a-logs. Sometimes you can be 100% in the right (like our great Martyr/God-Emperor/Messiah Christine Chandler ) yet still act like a retard and a sperg about it
 
Well our CPU Godess has an entire board dedicated to his a-logs. Sometimes you can be 100% in the right (like our great Martyr/God-Emperor/Messiah Christine Chandler ) yet still act like a retard and a sperg about it
Chris-Chan is a demigod of internet history and no regularr rules are appliedd to him, his existance is a bliss. Here we have an autistic edgelord vs autistic faggots, I'll pick the first one.

Also I guess that scandinavians are really obcessed with sex crimes and detailed gore because it's not not only prominent in their horror fiction, but it's even more so in their crime fiction as well, which flooded the bookstores in 2010s thanks to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and partially Jo Nesbø. Lots of gore, rape and parenting issues with a pinch of dumb plotholes and histerical main characters who wouldn't be accepted in law enforcement by a mile. Lars Kepler duo is probably the worst offender.
 
Pastraspec would then reply to him saying that his work is awful and its hurting him.
I don't see where in the tweet Pastraspec says he's hurt by anything spook did or said. Am I misunderstanding what you wrote?
On April 28th, 2023, UrbanSPOOK released a new episode called "PIGS". This video would cause a bit of controversy consirding that one of the victims named 'Mae' was raped by a horse and the horse died "due to sildenafil overdose".
If it isn't the authors thinly veiled fetish.
OT but this mrgeek2000 faggot comes of as such a retarded edgelord to me kek

"I'm not an annoying asshole I'm just sarcastic, I'm built different"
UrbanSpook is a bit of a sperg, and his works really aren't that good or interesting, but he's absolutely right. Horror can't be actually disturbing anymore, it has to be sanitized, advertiser safe, "safe-scary" slop, and it's autistic FNAF children and the youtubers who cater to them who ruined it.
Can you give me an example of horror that isn't sanitized slop? Is it just stuff that shows actual irl gore instead of digital images? All internet horror has always looked exactly like urbanspooks stuff to me.
 
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i have not yet found a single thing that comes close to petscop in terms of atmosphere and execution. funnily enough, the parody of it, "sheriff domestic", nails a lot of the look and feel down and manages to even be a little interesting on its own when it begins diverging entirely from the source material and parodying other stuff like desert bus.
everyone making these, who are mostly zoomzooms, mostly grew up seeing the success of jumpscares and related types of horror and it's annoying seeing them applied outside FNAF where it works even less. not everything scary should be in your face, what's frightening tends to be subtle and/or unexpected, and when you've seen the 100th "LE KID... LE DEAD" on screen you wonder why is anyone wasting their time making these things.
instead of subverting children's stuff i think it's time to make more passionate and truthful things again. you can acknowledge not everything is always nice and still be hopeful and joyful, that's the kind of thing i wish there was more of for kids again.
 
Analog “horror” sucks.
You mean you're not spooked by "JOE IS IN THE GARAGE" and
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and "OOOH THE MOON IS POSSESSED BY SCRIMBLO SCRUNGO, ARCHDEMON FROM JUPITER!!!11!1!"????
 
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Th3Badd3st who is a troon had this Analog Horror Watch Party. Here is some clips of him mentioning UrbanSPOOK.
That first 8 second clip is much more horrifying that most of the analog horrors for several reasons.
  • How the fuck are there so many analog horror videos "famous" enough to be included in the tier list maker? I thought I've seen enough of the slop, but I've never seen at least half of these names.
  • The one he puts into the top tier in the clip, Dreams of the Insomniac, is made by that Pastra fag from OP and in my humblest of opinions it sucks shit (like most of them). Hard to tell whether it's a matter of trying to suck up to a bigger youtuber, or shit taste.
  • The troon voice :hah:
Ranking the Lacey flash games that highly on your tier list is a sin.
Seriously, I don't get the obsession. It just feels like it's trying to out-edge Newgrounds classics like Pico's school. Another funny thing is, that despite the second Lacey episode pretty much spelling out how the main character's uncle has been molesting her, I have not seen any hate towards the series in the same vein as the subject of this thread gets. Might be because the series doesn't spell out MC's age explicitly, might be because the creator is they/them/whatever the hell this is. The jury is out on that one.
 
You mean you're not spooked by "JOE IS IN THE GARAGE" and

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I liked LOCAL 58 when it was first coming out. Everything made since LOCAL 58 has been terrible. They're all just trying to recreate it's success but it's all just so stale at this point. The whole old cartoon with a VHS filter has a spooky face distortion thing got stale years ago.
 
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More tragic than the rapes and murders is this completely preventable was/were error. Shiet, we done been found dem fo-toes an shiet but we ain't seen da killah no place.
 
Analog horror is infested with trannies and furniggers, and is yet another entertainment medium ruined by faggotry. The only way to redeem (sarr) it is to make an analog horror series about TTD.
The concept of some unspeakable force converting males into mentally unstable cretins and you're not allowed to point it out would work surprisingly well, maybe someone insane enough could pull it off if they don't mind screaming troons.
 
Analog horror is the gayest shit in the genre right next to public domain Disney IPs being remade into horror movies. Empty hallways and fluorescent lighting? Scary. Misaligned VHS tape reel & static? Spooky. Warbling distorted audio? Oh yeah, it's zoomer """horror""" time.
Every sub-category of horror has it's fair share of loud, annoying, lolcows. The whole horror community is really one giant pissing match.
 
...unnecessarily translating it into a medium that was innately built off the back of tastefulness and simplicity.
We don’t need Mr. I-Write-Borderline-Snuff and his merry band of clones over here trying to make a bunch of scary fake true crime videos.
It's funny, I thought the same thing after the first few videos, but I feel it's just reflexive snobbery. That a lot of people like it and think the gore is direct and refreshing is exactly why it's needed and I think it's good for the genre for people to do different things with it, in the same way that 'horror films' span everything between The VVitch and The Terrifier.

Even then, villains don’t just outright tell you things like “[insert villain here] raped a hospital of infants and strung their entrails into nooses in which they hung the nurses at the hospital here’s a photo of the aftermath”
Leaving aside the unfairness of comparing it straight to the best (and arguably the only authentic) examples, this is where arguments about taste and simplicity with analogue get a bit silly. Local58 didn't have a villain of sorts, and the link is left ambiguous, but Gemini Home Entertainment's villain is a living alien planet that has infested the entire solar system, controls creatures that wear the skin of humans and imitate their cries and also talks through an 80s home computer. After these two, analogue villains tend to go downhill.

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But the main difference is that those stories were cosmological, and necessarily the worldbuilding was done from the ground up, because it's the only way that you can introduce the audience to a story and event of that scale. Even then, by the fourth video, it's just, yep, there's an alien planet here now, and "it's laughing at us." The Painter, by contrast, is solely focused on building a profile of the killer(s) by following them through the carnage they unleash, creating a sense of disembodied urgency that you'd have if you were following it in real life. The nastiness of it may be 'gay' but it is necessary for it to work. I'm not saying it's hidden genius or that it's The Last Jedi of analogue horror, I'm just saying that the line crossing in this instance feels justified and it has a point to it.

I'll say this - it's better than the bloody Walten Files, which despite also having mutilation and dead kids utterly bored the piss out of me.

Th3Badd3st who is a troon had this Analog Horror Watch Party. Here is some clips of him mentioning UrbanSPOOK.
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What the fuck is that? Why bother having a cartoon avatar if you're going to idealize all the wrong parts?

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I liked LOCAL 58 when it was first coming out. Everything made since LOCAL 58 has been terrible. They're all just trying to recreate it's success but it's all just so stale at this point. The whole old cartoon with a VHS filter has a spooky face distortion thing got stale years ago.
Analog horror is infested with trannies and furniggers, and is yet another entertainment medium ruined by faggotry.
These things are related. The thing about Local58 was as it was presented it was purely a product of the technology, emphasizing the 'analogue' part. Like found footage, the whole point of the lost media thing is that it has to feel like it's an authentic snapshot from that period from a particular type of media - which is not achieved with the Photoshopped images and Tumblr collages native to the above groups. Predictably it just seems to be accepted no matter how immersion breaking it is: Vita Carnis lost my attention instantly when photographs of anatomy drawings done in pencil and lined paper started popping up during this supposedly ominous presentation.

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Really the irony of people saying things like UrbanSpook doesn't know how to do analogue horror - well, if I were being snobbish, I'd say almost none of them qualify as analogue horror, they're basically just animated storyboards filled with tropes and clichés with the occasional doodle of a monster.
 
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