Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I bet Niki has different ideas about why Chicago is called the Windy City.
Oh gawd I love pig lore and the extendred tomlinson universe so fucking much....

He travelled two hours to stay the night in Chicago? Why the fuck bother?
Now you put us all at a dilemmy here. Do we make a purely pepperoni joke due to the chicago pizzas or do we make a purely nigger joke due to the chicago jigaboos, or do we do both?

What say you pig man?
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THATS OUR TIDDY TWO CHINS!
 
Scouting new hunting grounds obviously.
Not many people are aware of this neat little factoid, but the Piggy of Milwaukee is actually a nomadic creature that shifts its territory when its current one starts lacking in sustenance. If he has found his watering hole dry (Hoolie's) and he has decimated the local prey population (neighbor children), then he must certainly be looking for new territory.

If so, woe unto Chicago. And God knows "Chiraq" can't handle much more...
 
So like Fatrick’s toilet, Fatrick’s brother and many other bits, the pests started running with it because it got hilarious angry reactions out of him.
I love how this retard thinks he's not "letting the idiots win," meanwhile they absolutely control him and what he does every single waking moment. He might as well be their mind controlled slave.
 
For all talk of Mama Raven's special boy, I think Patrick actually has a bad relationship with his mother. You notice he has issues with women? You notice how when he gets really mad, the worst thing he can think to do is talk condescendingly with a fake warmth? You notice how he thinks the worst insult is "child"? How to him, the worst thing you can be is in a position of a child in the presence of an authority figure?

Yeah...

Sigmund Freud was a coked up retard, but he had a few solid points.
 
For all talk of Mama Raven's special boy, I think Patrick actually has a bad relationship with his mother. You notice he has issues with women? You notice how when he gets really mad, the worst thing he can think to do is talk condescendingly with a fake warmth? You notice how he thinks the worst insult is "child"? How to him, the worst thing you can be is in a position of a child in the presence of an authority figure?

Yeah...

Sigmund Freud was a coked up retard, but he had a few solid points.
Usually with guys like him it's that they were coddled too much rather than not enough. If it's not enough, you get the endless seething about muh evil wamminz.
If I had to guess, the general lore that he butted heads with teachers constantly so his mama became school psychologist to help her precious little boy is true.
 
Usually with guys like him it's that they were coddled too much rather than not enough. If it's not enough, you get the endless seething about muh evil wamminz.
If I had to guess, the general lore that he butted heads with teachers constantly so his mama became school psychologist to help her precious little boy is true.
I could go either way on it. We'll call it "Coddle vs Cunt" theory.

One thing that sort of makes me lean towards Cunt Theory is that Patrick will tell his trolls that Mama Raven "doesn't exist." I see that and I'm like "your own mother doesn't exist? What, were you an egg?" To me, it really wouldn't make any sense unless he has such a bad relationship with his mother that the end idea of her as a protective nurturer is a ridiculous fiction to him.

General consensus favors Coddle Theory, and I accept that. Cunt Theory remains fringe speculation.

(If you're talking to your church friends about Rick and can't cuss, just call it "Crone Theory" instead!)
 
I could go either way on it. We'll call it "Coddle vs Cunt" theory.

One thing that sort of makes me lean towards Cunt Theory is that Patrick will tell his trolls that Mama Raven "doesn't exist." I see that and I'm like "your own mother doesn't exist? What, were you an egg?" To me, it really wouldn't make any sense unless he has such a bad relationship with his mother that the end idea of her as a protective nurturer is a ridiculous fiction to him.

General consensus favors Coddle Theory, and I accept that. Cunt Theory remains fringe speculation.

(If you're talking to your church friends about Rick and can't cuss, just call it "Crone Theory" instead!)
I'll counter that with him insisting that he isn't a fat faggot with bitch tits. He denies having his chad brother/cousin, being fat, having bitch tits, his own face in videos, trolls, and everything else imaginable so he can "no, child" everyone. He's even said "Rick is one of your delusions, atalker child" so I think he's just going with the "you didn't spell it right so what you said doesn't exist". Alternatively he's denying how hard he was coddled and as we all know if Patrick says something it's probably a lie.
I admit I'll definitely be looking out for more signs of Cunt Theory in the future
 
I assume he thinks that "child" is a devastating insult, otherwise why would he so proudly keep using it? But on the other hand, I'm genuinely baffled by his constant prison threats or denial of things that are matters of public record. Does he genuinely believe that if he repeats something enough times that it will become the truth? Or does he just spend every waking moment in such blind rage that he's incapable of rational thought? Probably a little of both to be honest.
I'm starting to think this Patrick S. Tomlinson guy isn't all that bright.
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