DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Begging appeared to be off the fucking charts today.

Also said a honeymoon is “years off” and can’t do a vacation because Jasper can’t function without a pig and a whale in the house.

He also stated when the YouTube check comes in Fat Ket Cunt and Piggy will be looking for a dishwasher and a fan. Sure, Phil, I believe that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

As a man with mostly male friends I've never seen someone require a certain type of apology with specific wording to make things better. Usually with men you're either good or you're not.

lol. Yeah. I've never demanded an apology.

Dave claiming he has bigger calves than most people and had to talk about his history working out. This nigger is delusional.

All he has to do is look in another room of that condo to be proven wrong. He's got toothpicks compared to most people, much less those that have actually worked out.

Reminder that not long ago when asked, he "couldn't remember" how much he used to be able to bench press. Something along the lines of "uhh yeah right I didn't know I'd be talking about it all these years later on a podcast". Pretty sure even someone who stopped working out could give you a rough estimate of their strength limit

Yeah. You never forget your max. Mine was only 295 and that was almost 40 years ago.

 

[Coke Zero]

I just want to go back to him trying to flex on Ltg over the soundproof foam again- if you stream in a normal room with furniture, curtains, carpet/a rug, etc, the foam isn't even really necessary in the first place. And the wall directly behind you is the last wall that would actually need the foam since its opposite of the direction your voice is going. So he's trying to brag about spending a bunch of money on something that's totally pointless.

And didn't his fans allegedly send him most of his streaming equipment for him anyway? Why are you criticizing someone else's setup when you didn't even pay for yours in the first place?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It's really bizarre. He's convinced himself that not only has he rehabilitated his image, but that he's done so much work that he can help rehabilitate others' image. He thought he could just ask Maxdood for some sets because he thinks he's on that level now. He's taking it personal that LTG won't acknowledge him because in his mind he's too big to ignore.

I think the attempted feud with LTG is just another example of Phil trying to emulate the people around him/not understanding streaming. I think in his mind, the reason he's supposedly earned internet redemption and has become one of the largest YouTube personalities in the world is because people realized that there are cows worse than him. KC accepted him because "even DSP is better than RTU." So Phil has twisted that to mean people finally saw that Phil isn't the literal worst and that's why they're turning around on him. He doesn't realize KC was basically saying "even this retard makes you look retarded"

So now he's desperately chasing that same high. In his mind, he's tried "improving" himself by buying random crap and shiny lights that nobody can see. Since that isn't working, his only option is to tear someone else down so he can rise through the streaming hierarchy. I think that's why he tried to start with Ethan Ralph specifically, since that's a pretty easy example of a scummy cow that Phil can dunk on. When that didn't really pan out the way he wanted, he went after LTG because he's also an easy target since he was (or at least used to) be compared to Phil so often.

The fact LTG isn't taking the bait really shows how insignificant Phil is.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil claims vacation is "not in the cards" because Jasper is afraid of other people so having a cat sitter would permanently traumatize him.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Dave claiming he has bigger calve

Not only we could see his literal stick pale legs when he was setting the new PC, but this isn't the flex he thinks he is.
Usually people with big calves have them because they're overweight. Whenever you see a guy in shape with big calves, it's because they used to be fat. Sure, you can do leg day and get big calves, but Phil has never looked like a guy who exercises, and even if you're in your 40s, you still can tell when someone used to be fit. Phil looks more like the Pigxar cartoon than a regular human being.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

Usually people with big calves have them because they're overweight. Whenever you see a guy in shape with big calves, it's because they used to be fat. Sure, you can do leg day and get big calves, but Phil has never looked like a guy who exercises, and even if you're in your 40s,

Can confirm.
3 years ago i used to be a fat fuck. weighed 165kg, now down to 80. My calves are still as big as they were, and i can't add more to them. They're just more defined than before

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

Phil claims vacation is "not in the cards" because Jasper is afraid of other people so having a cat sitter would permanently traumatize him.

How much effort does he think it takes to watch over a fucking cat anyway? Once a day check its food, check its water, clean the litterbox, and that's it. It's not a fucking toddler, it doesn't need constant supervision.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Once a day check its food, check its water, clean the litterbox, and that's it.

That would be an upgrade in Jasper's care I'm afraid. Phail does not take care of anyone or anything but himself.

 

[Dirty Harold]

Phil claims vacation is "not in the cards" because Jasper is afraid of other people so having a cat sitter would permanently traumatize him.

Cats often take on their attributes of their owners. I wonder if Jasper talks mad shit about neighborhood cats while never leaving the house. Probably begs for treats every ten minutes too.

Phil has a broken toilet and Jasper has UTIs from a rarely changed litterbox. Even their environmental conditions are the same.

 

[Gramh]

Imagine the top tier content we could get from DSP if someone higher on the food chain than a couple washed up drama farmers gassed him up.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

These streams are just so funny. The entire time Phil can barely get 50 dollars but last minute we get the organic 100. Reminds me of the vest streak. Just like Joon said, Phil lives in an eternal cycle.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The begging tonight is truly disgusting, even when we say he keeps getting worse. You can tell he has no intel of an investor angel swooping in because his behaviour becomes so forced.

I just cannot decide who the fuck these streams are for other than for Phil's personal SSI fund. When this ends like probably in October the burnout is going to be sun level, We are in this stage of the arch like the vest streak where it just lingered on until the next major event.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The begging tonight is truly disgusting, even when we say he keeps getting worse. You can tell he has no intel of an investor angel swooping in because his behaviour becomes so forced.

I just cannot decide who the fuck these streams are for other than for Phil's personal SSI fund. When this ends like probably in October the burnout is going to be sun level, We are in this stage of the arch like the vest streak where it just lingered on until the next major event.

When only iced faggot isn't responding to his discord dm's you can tell cause DSP goes giga beg mode.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

He keeps begging, dents keep paying. No wonder he gets more demanding and aggressive - his retard fanbase keeps obliging his self-entitlement and greed.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's also begging to 250 people right now. The amount he gets per dent is really impressive. When people talk about how his begging isn't a big deal tend to gloss over how few people he's begging at. I'm sure LTG really wishes he could be on that stream right now to get a piece of those already bled dry dents.

 

[PieceofShet]

NON
STOP
BEGGING

Holy shit.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Thanks for the tips guise.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He's also begging to 250 people right now. The amount he gets per dent is really impressive. When people talk about how his begging isn't a big deal tend to gloss over how few people he's begging at. I'm sure LTG really wishes he could be on that stream right now to get a piece of those already bled dry dents.

It's literally just 3 dents (Hairofthedog, August, Chocobobo) tips warring.

 

[OS Ghost]

I thought this guy was LARPing when I first saw him a few weeks back, but he's been incessant today in particular. If this is the average DSP fan in 2024, we're in the dark times.