Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

3 and a half hours. Fucking hell. Last time she aimed for 6 hours and managed about 5. (I think she said utisetas are meant to last for 8 hours, although a kiwi pointed out they're meant to be longer). She must have got cold and hungry or spooked out being further away from home, I guess. I wonder which park she went to this time? How can you expect to get divine knowledge and messages from the gods in a measly 3 and a half hours sat in the park?

 

[RonRiot]

3 and a half hours. Fucking hell. Last time she aimed for 6 hours and managed about 5. (I think she said utisetas are meant to last for 8 hours, although a kiwi pointed out they're meant to be longer). She must have got cold and hungry or spooked out being further away from home, I guess. I wonder which park she went to this time? How can you expect to get divine knowledge and messages from the gods in a measly 3 and a half hours sat in the park?

If I was going to partake in baneful prostration to induce the presence of Loki for three and a half hours I’d just watch a Marvel movie.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

The show approaches. But damn it's on a Tuesday with doors at 5:30... So early. I guess since it's an outdoor space close to residential it can't run too late? But for most (working) people that'd be tough to travel in for. Luckily our bxy has no earthly responsibilities to strip them of their chance at Till.

May Loki bless this voyage and provide his faithful kiwis with the milk we crave.

All the shows there have to end by ten PM (22.00). Doors always open about that time, but you're better off grabbing a bite and couple drinks at one of the restaurants downstairs first.

 

[Rap Scallion]

Skittles vodka?! I completely forgot about that! Legendary stuff. Not much of a drinker in old age but maybe a small batch for the nostalgia.

And in terms of transportation I believe she mentioned her parents agreed to drive her up there a while back.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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Jesus fucking Christ, those pins.

Edit to add these whilst I'm here:
She changed her pfp on Tumblr and added that she's 'complex contact.'
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Lame.

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Ghostbusters hate this one easy hack! Bring Stephanie Cianfriglia to a haunted building and the ghosts will leave!

Pink lacy fedora and flowery sunglasses... the peak of trans Viking masculinity right there. Such dood, very macho, wow.

At least she's got rid of t'feckin oirish accent in text 2beshure

I miss the fake Irish accent, it was at least funny, unlike the pedo defending which is just disgusting and sad, in a way, because she's isolated herself so much from the real world her only comfort is withdrawing into more and more extreme online communities. Almost makes you wish she'd stuck to being a typically weird fangirl on the internet as opposed to the nasty creature she's become.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

The only way for her to really go through the proper length of utiseta is to bind her in place like a thrall on the mound for a few days so she cannot just up and leave. And take her phone away too.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Time for a dump of screenshots. Nothing that exciting, but some entertainment to be had.
Random Blue Sky updates:

Spoiler: My biggest gay awakening.

According to Staph, if you take interest in something and like to talk about it, you're on the autistic spectrum.


I doubt he was your 'gay awakening.'


'Obnoxious drum circles in front of buildings' will do fuck all apart from locals thinking you're a pretentious attention seeker.


I need Staph to go and see it so we can get her review. Maybe her and MJ's ghost could go on a date together to see it?


I would love to know what she would do as a third book.


OK grandma, thanks for the update.


$27 every month down the drain.


She's thinking of dropping $20 to watch a movie at home that she's unsure about.

Cats:

Spoiler: The feline love of my life.

Further evidence that she gamed the system and got someone else to adopt Siggy for her.


'The feline love of my life.' Poor Siggy.


It wasn't worth it.


At least she's holding her back from eating it.


I don't know about you, but if I have indigestion I don't feel sad and have to cheer myself up with cat videos.

Food:

Spoiler: A slut for cashew butter.

I feel like 40% of her updates are about food these days. She really does not give a shit about how big she gets.


Fat person logic.


'I have expanded my palate past peanut butter and become a total slut for cashew butter.' What a sentence.

She went after someone on Tumblr:

Spoiler: I don't support suicide baiting.

'A 21yo acting like a 12yo is more cringe than anything you have been reblogging.' Lol. She really wanted some discourse but they didn't take the bait. My Christmas wish is for Staph to learn what 'suicide bait' really means.

Other Tumblr posts:

Spoiler: WHAT is my man up to?

Come on Staph, when's your next story?


Weird how she didn't call Siggy Loki because it was a boy name. That's a bit cisnormative of you, Staph.


'You'll see' LOL.

Bonus pfp from her blog website for @Chromeo 's collection:

I have seen worse.

 

[often puzzled]

According to Staph, if you take interest in something and like to talk about it, you're on the autistic spectrum.

I'm guessing that Papa Frig "[infodumping] about computer stuff" means that he's trying to explain computer safety 101 to his hopeless sped of a child. We know that he's the one who always deals with the fallout of her scam-related mishaps, and I'm sure he's always trying to explain how to avoid the (inevitable) next one.

It's also yet more evidence that no one can have a personality trait or a medical quirk without her pathologizing it. Her dad isn't interested in computers; he's autistic and infodumps. Her mom doesn't have PCOS; she's intersex. She can't let anyone just be.

I also wish she'd learn what suicide baiting actually is, because lord knows she does it often enough.

 

[a hapless toad]

Bonus pfp from her blog website for @Chromeo 's collection:

I have seen worse.

I fixed it for her.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Back back back again with this zoo defending nonsense. Also, did the shelter actually tell her that's what happened? Hilarious if they did. A weird story to make up, if they didn't.


She wishes every day she would get called out or cancelled.


I doubt she has the balls to, but future R.I.Ps to anyone at that concert.



Time for the 'zoom in to spot horrors' game. Is that seriously a gay AIDS ribbon on top of the condom to protect slutty gay Loki from AIDS? I wonder where she got the condom from.


That is quite a spectrum of men to want to bone, so asexual.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"I eat French yogurt that comes in little glass jars" I hate that I know what she's talking about, because my mom also thinks the jars are cute. Some of the worst yogurt I ever had, personally, didn't even finish it because it was disgustingly over-sweet. Not surprised staph likes it, probably eats 4 at a time too.

Edit for additional context, it's not nearly as fancy as she makes it out to be by calling it French. It's "fancy" (read overpriced) Yoplait if I remember correctly.

 

[Chromeo]

"I eat French yogurt that comes in little glass jars" I hate that I know what she's talking about, because my mom also thinks the jars are cute. Some of the worst yogurt I ever had, personally, didn't even finish it because it was disgustingly over-sweet. Not surprised staph likes it, probably eats 4 at a time too.

Edit for additional context, it's not nearly as fancy as she makes it out to be by calling it French. It's "fancy" (read overpriced) Yoplait if I remember correctly.

Aren't those called Oui? They'd be better if the jars had reusable lids instead of the crappy foil ones.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Back back back again with this zoo defending nonsense. Also, did the shelter actually tell her that's what happened? Hilarious if they did. A weird story to make up, if they didn't.

“I was turned away from adopting a cat at a shelter who was sent screenshots of a tweet in which ‘I support zoophila.’ I support non -contact zoos. That’s apparently the same thing as condoning bestiality.”

I really hope this is true. Would check out with how many shelters rejected or strung her along before Papa Frigs got her Siggy. Dumb cunt really doesn’t understand that the mere mention of zoophiles is an automatic NOPE for most people. “Non contact” doesn’t mean shit for zoos or pedos, as many end up offending anyway. A shelter that gave her a cat after seeing her tweets supporting zoos of any kind would be essentially endorsing animal rape. If there’s any silver lining to her freely admitting this degenerate shit, it’s that it’s given her real world consequences like that.

Time for the 'zoom in to spot horrors' game. Is that seriously a gay AIDS ribbon on top of the condom to protect slutty gay Loki from AIDS? I wonder where she got the condom from.

Loving that safety pin through the condom wrapper. Was that her or a volunteer at whatever clinic she was recently at that did that?

The Marvel Loki statue is the cherry on the grimy sundae

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Aren't those called Oui? They'd be better if the jars had reusable lids instead of the crappy foil ones.

YEAH thank you

And agree lids would be way better

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I really hope this is true. Would check out with how many shelters rejected or strung her along before Papa Frigs got her Siggy. Dumb cunt really doesn’t understand that the mere mention of zoophiles is an automatic NOPE for most people. “Non contact” doesn’t mean shit for zoos or pedos, as many end up offending anyway. A shelter that gave her a cat after seeing her tweets supporting zoos of any kind would be essentially endorsing animal rape. If there’s any silver lining to her freely admitting this degenerate shit, it’s that it’s given her real world consequences like that.

I'm not saying tip the cow, but is there any chance if someone caught wind of her stated beliefs and the fact she still managed to get a cat despite defending the worst people imaginable, she could get Siggy taken away? Hell, I'd love to know how aware her dad is of what she gets up to these days on the internet, then again most boomers only seem to be aware of the mainstream social media sites and don't know about Bluesky or Mastodon which is where it gets really horrifying. He probably just assumes she posts cat photos and discusses her celebrity crushes all day.

The Marvel Loki statue is the cherry on the grimy sundae

I don't even think it's supposed to be Tom Hiddleston, it's some bootleg crap calling itself genuine pagan swag that she purchased off Amazon. (And I doubt Staph gives much of a shit about comics Loki because she may be weird but she's strangely lacking in geeky interests.)

 

[PigFarm]

So she sits outside for a few hours to be "uncomfortable" and that makes spirits talk to her?
Damn, she's got a low tolerance for discomfort.

Perhaps all the homeless dudes spending years sleeping in the dirt aren't actually schizophrenic, they're just communing with the ghosts and gods

 

[moorhen]

I wonder where she got the condom from.

They give them out at pride events all the time, there’s normally some kind of booth or stall talking about how aids is still aids or something similar.

The idea of her buying an overpriced box of gas station condoms to give one to a statue is hilarious though, so I hope it’s that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

my mom also thinks the jars are cute.

Aren't those called Oui? They'd be better if the jars had reusable lids instead of the crappy foil ones.

And agree lids would be way better

Word to the internet hate site--and tell your mom, @it's pronounced gif .
Everyone knows that reusable glass containers are catnip for ladies, and the Yoplait corporation is not sleeping on their appeal:
Official Yoplait:

Everywhere else like eBay and Amazon: more colors, and bamboo!

 

[jeff alfar]

flashing those blabbering salmons...

 

[Pee Your Pants]

That 'lets talk about therapy.' How about you get a better therapist?

I absolutely hate that facial expression.