Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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That was an excellent episode of MATI, our girl made it to the big leagues again!
You could tell Jersh was dumbfounded at the fact Sammie claims Skynet was conceived of the seed of the Mummy.
He thinks she has passed some other brotha's kid off as his, RayRay theorist confirmed?
Yall can drag me through the comment for this, but I’m out of the loop. Is Sammie’s posting on FB considered MATI, or is MATI like a podcast or something, cause the way it’s worded makes it sound like it’s a podcast/outside media.


again, rate me autistic and retarded, cause I am both.
 
Yall can drag me through the comment for this, but I’m out of the loop. Is Sammie’s posting on FB considered MATI, or is MATI like a podcast or something, cause the way it’s worded makes it sound like it’s a podcast/outside media.


again, rate me autistic and retarded, cause I am both.
Our Dear Feeder noticed that Sammie had referenced The Google Kewi Farms and was amused by this, so he mentioned it on the Mad At The Internet (MATI) podcast/stream he does (he streams twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday).
 
Vague posts for attention.
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Latest picture of the filthy tard and his medically fragile infant. I think Kim is trying to conjure up another failure to thrive/feeding tube grift for this kid like she did with Aidean, although I realize they probably aren't around him often enough to starve him. For the record, she was due September 15th I think so Zoboomafoo is almost to full-term age.

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ETA: that profile still only has 3 friends. She must be posting this pic for us then. Hi Kimmie!!!

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ETA: that profile still only has 3 friends. She must be posting this pic for us then. Hi Kimmie!!!
Is it possible she's posting just for the sake of filling the profile? Ugh, I really don't want to lose track of these side characters and it's no fun when they break the fourth wall.
 
Sammie broke up with king ramses, or he left her to return to his tomb.
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Can we consider "he robs to get that money for (idk who exactly)" an upgrade from "he rapes to get that money for his family"? If the trend continues, the next guy might even do non violent crime as a source of income. A nice boy who does check fraud or something.
 
It's been half a day now, they're probably back together by now.
Sammies “cryptic” break up posts on fb are the mating call of the ancient Egyptian Not of This World race.

Soon she will find her mate and he will mount her and produce another child for the family drawer.

The other Not of This World men will have to wait until Darnell is done with his partner to participate in the mating rituals.
 
lol @ “You Don’t Get This Post.”
Her vaguebook posting is so immature and hilarious.
Reminds me of tween girls trying to get attention. If i was ma shart id post something like sammie did to her when she got dumped. "Who cares about a man go take care of your kids and make money" or whatever tf sammie said.
 
Sammies “cryptic” break up posts on fb are the mating call of the ancient Egyptian Not of This World race.

Soon she will find her mate and he will mount her and produce another child for the family drawer.

The other Not of This World men will have to wait until Darnell is done with his partner to participate in the mating rituals.
This is a thing of glory in a thread full of carnage.
 
Reminds me of tween girls trying to get attention. If i was ma shart id post something like sammie did to her when she got dumped. "Who cares about a man go take care of your kids and make money" or whatever tf sammie said.
Considering she threatens to kill herself every time she breaks up with *checks note* whatever real (or imagined) black person is currently around her, you wouldn't think she'd be that flippant to other people.

Then again this is the same waste of space that was mad that her mom was paying attention to her dying father instead of driving her for niggo dick....


Tagging Sabrina for sympathy is WILD and crying about some woman that probably never had anything to do with you instead of your mother taking care of your 7 kids and their angles. She really is just the worst piece of shit lol
 
I am a Family Guy enjoyer and I am forever shamed that I didn't catch that reference straight off.

That's when Family Guy was at its peak. I need to rewatch some of the really old stuff when Seth was writing. Ah, nostalgia.

Thread tax: Kim is a fetid, rancid Orc but I kind of miss updates about her. But not her damn tongue.
 
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