Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

to practicing liar...

No, he's still has not returned to practicing law.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember where you are. Racist isn't exactly a life-canceling power word slur here. For greater impact, try Reddit.

Nick is what a racist would be if racism had been invented on reddit.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is what a racist would be if racism had been invented on reddit.

How much of a cuckold faggot do you need to be to make racism completely fucking uncool?

 

[AnOminous]

How much of a cuckold faggot do you need to be to make racism completely fucking uncool?

This much.

 

[Pelican Bones]

How much of a cuckold faggot do you need to be to make racism completely fucking uncool?

Just cuckold enough to hid behind a black man when your blackface pictures come out.

 

[DemsBNutz]

So I love the Phoenix Wright content the farms has made.... But I would compare Baldo to Harvey Birdman game ( also published by capcom)... would love to see a birdman version of a bad Baldo take...

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

POV: You are the Rekieta kids.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Rekieta absolutely is racist.

Woah. Rekieta is a racist? How do we cancel that nigger. That shit is unacceptable.

 

[Desktop User2]

Remember where you are. Racist isn't exactly a life-canceling power word slur here. For greater impact, try Reddit.

Sir, racism is not cool, it is pretty bad to discriminate against whole races unless they are black, jewish or subcon.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Woah. Rekieta is a racist? How do we cancel that nigger. That shit is unacceptable.

What?

 

[Queesechake]

Sir, racism is not cool, it is pretty bad to discriminate against whole races unless they are black, jewish or subcon.

Jews aren't a race though they're a species.

 

[USAroXX]

LPR went into Sean's chat tonight and made the claim on his Friday stream Nick graced him and started sperging out about the CPS report in chat.
Here is a timestamped link to when he posts but it's all of 2 things.

https://www.youtube.com/live/9ZdyeJvaZL8?si=XYTHied6IIpiVHDu&t=2944

Here are the screen capped messages. When did he start the gay 3rd person stuff?
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1. For sake of argument, just ASSUME Nick has an actual legal point about the letter. JUNKIE child abuser's legal argument STILL FAILS because what was the existing state of COKIETA-Ville as of the date of the CPS letter OBVIOUSLY was NOT the "state" of cokieta-ville as of the date of the WARRANT and Application affidavit.

2. My guess, Nick POPPED on his weekly drug patch and kids are back with grandma and CPS.

 

[Shig O'nella]

All our theorycrafting may be for naught, though, because Nick might just plead out.

Not aimed specifically at you, more a general question from someone who knows little of law (and is happy to keep a good distance from it) and even less of seppo law.

Does the prosecutor HAVE to offer a deal? It's always mentioned as being obvious that there will be a plea deal offer, but is it required?

 

[August Levasseur]

Not aimed specifically at you, more a general question from someone who knows little of law (and is happy to keep a good distance from it) and even less of seppo law.

Does the prosecutor HAVE to offer a deal? It's always mentioned as being obvious that there will be a plea deal offer, but is it required?

They don't have to offer anything. However, they typically offer deals to give people a way out that doesn't waste state resources. Trials are expensive, and the government tries to avoid them when they can.

 

[Shig O'nella]

They don't have to offer anything. However, they typically offer deals to give people a way out that doesn't waste state resources. Trials are expensive, and the government tries to avoid them when they can.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

 

[Potato CPA]

1. For sake of argument, just ASSUME Nick has an actual legal point about the letter. JUNKIE child abuser's legal argument STILL FAILS because what was the existing state of COKIETA-Ville as of the date of the CPS letter OBVIOUSLY was NOT the "state" of cokieta-ville as of the date of the WARRANT and Application affidavit.

2. My guess, Nick POPPED on his weekly drug patch and kids are back with grandma and CPS.

Nick's argument still fails because he is trying to conflate the CPS case and the Criminal POSESSION case.

On the criminal side, thr search warrant was for drugs. NOT for child abuse. They were after drugs.

The CPS letter was from BEFORE drugs were actually found. Not enough child abuse or neglect to act, in a CPS manner, at the time of the letter.

BUT - then cops go in, and find DRUGS on their DRUG search warrant.
Then the actual existence of drugs is reported to CPS.

Old CPS info in letter, plus New fact of Drugs actually found at residence, changes the CPS decision.

That's my understanding anyway. But Nick is too dumb to keep the cases & evidence separate.

 

[Pentamidine]

He is definitely going to take a plea. He is DESPERATE for that bodycam footage to not reach the Internet. He'll get an offer for probation or something and he will 100% take it, there is no shot he actually tries to fight this. Even if he had a chance of winning at trial (he doesn't), his priority is his "public image" and he doesn't want people to see the disgusting state of the Balldo Bunker.

I don't even think he cares about everyone seeing the photo evidence of the cocaine, I think he's just embarrassed by the state of the home.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Cruel twist of fate that non-practicing attorney Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law is now dragging down the reputation of a silicon cock and ball torture device made so furfaggots can sodomize one another.

Maybe Andy should interview the inventor of the Balldo - it'd be interesting to know exactly what kind of impact Nick has had on the company.
Also, we can settle once and for all whether Jim's conspiracy theory is true or not.

 

[AnOminous]

Does the prosecutor HAVE to offer a deal? It's always mentioned as being obvious that there will be a plea deal offer, but is it required?

No, it just almost always happens. They generally won't bother if they're dead set on seeking the death penalty or life without parole or the worst possible thing, though. The "deal" is plead guilty and we can get straight to the death sentence argument. Even someone like a serial killer often gets an option to plead and get just LWOP instead, at least in death penalty states, but if the prosecutor is determined to make sure they never see the light of day again there's really no point offering a "deal" that is giving them the worst outcome they can get, unless the deal is for somewhat better conditions of confinement.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

No, it just almost always happens. They generally won't bother if they're dead set on seeking the death penalty or live without parole or the worst possible thing, though. The "deal" is plead guilty and we can get straight to the death sentence argument. Even someone like a serial killer often gets an option to plead and get just LWOP instead, at least in death penalty states, but if the prosecutor is determined to make sure they never see the light of day again there's really no point offering a "deal" that is giving them the worst outcome they can get, unless the deal is for somewhat better conditions of confinement.

Considering the case load of the completely fucked US justice system it would be even more fucked if the deal-making wasn't pushed the way it is now.

And in most cases where the evidence is overwhelming it is a good deal for the taxpayer, who finances this after all, to offer a slightly better sentence than what the accused could expect if they were to go all the way with the trial, and save everyone the money and wasted time.

Nick's case is nothing special. Druggies getting caught posessing drugs, even with children in the house, are sadly all too common. So with the level of damning evidence Nick has against himself it is pretty clear cut what kind of punishment is expected for a first time offender.

Nick might have screwed all that up with his repeated, blatant and very public accusations against the courts, law enforcement officers and CPS. The DA could look at this and say "Fuck that guy in particular, that is no way to argue a case. Deal for your wife and the small fry Ape, no deal for the big nosed cuck running his mouth.