And that's just it, if idiot Cynthia spent a fraction of her perpetual free time world building her own tragically underdeveloped ill-conceived barren fantasy world/setting as she does raging and bitching at the incomparably superior lovingly crafted universally beloved land of Oz more people just might want to buy her Wogglshite and not troll the shit outta her dumb spiteful morbidly obese womanchild ass.
If only it was so easy... She would need to learn:
1. How to write and structure a story.
2. How to write a screenplay.
3. How to utilize the medium of MOTION picture (hint: it's supposed to move, otherwise it's just a static picture) and how to utilize camera to make a movie more engaging and interesting.
4. How to write characters that aren't one-dimensional cardboard cutouts.
5. How to establish a fictional world, its rules and magical system if such exists in this world.
6. How to write intrigues, conflicts and satisfying conflict resolutions.
7. How to write character arcs.
8. If a story is supposed to have a moral lesson - how to teach the moral lesson and how to display benefits of following the lesson.
9. What is and what isn't appropriate for a children's author - both in storytelling and in other forms of communication with fans.
So far her efforts deserve a big fat F. Maybe D- for moral lessons, Rachel's subplot in Wisdom Keys was almost good (and also not written by Cherie).
