Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Get the rope Macaulay! said:
thats an even lower bar my friend, literally most comedians get drinks comped, in a lot of comedy clubs even the open mic comics get comp'd drinks. Plus its not me talking about him selling out stadiums, Big Jay oakerson would bring two openers on the road with him and this was back when he was clearing only 20k a year from stand up, the only reason Big Jay and Patrick could remain so fat while making so little is all the comp'd food.
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Comedy clubs make their money off the drinks and food. It's the entire reason why comedy clubs will have a drink minimum on top of a having to purchase a ticket.

And the markup on booze is unreal. They make arena beer look cheap.

There is no comedy club on the planet that comps the drinks of open mic talent. They aren't even paying those suckers.

Every touring standup has a story about doing set, stupidly getting drunk, and then owing the club more money than they got paid. It happens all the time.
 
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Accidental Protege said:
Maybe I missed it in the OP but why is he called THE QUEEN!! ?
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it's a name that's gained traction in the Pro Anti NLO discord "spergtopia"

Patrick is a fawkin rage pig similar to the "Queen of Hearts" from "alice in wonderland".

They're basically the same person for the exception that the Queen of Hearts is way much more likeable than patrick

his Royal temper can turn on a greasy dime, and he will Rage-pig THE FUCK out on the chat if the chat is goofing off while Melton is yelling at niggas to hit the like button.

He's turned shades of red that don't exist from yelling at his audience

His royal anger knows no limits like his appetite for sloth, funions, and cock. One could easily hear the words, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" coming from his patchy haired faced much like his analog, The Queen of Hearts

He is a chubby homo who rules his audience with a greasy, fat,, unloved fist



THE QUEEN!!
 
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johnnynoname said:
it's a name that's gained traction in the Pro Anti NLO discord "spergtopia"

Patrick is a fawkin rage pig similar to the "Queen of Hearts" from "alice in wonderland".

They're basically the same person for the exception that the Queen of Hearts is way much more likeable than patrick

his Royal temper can turn on a greasy dime, and he will Rage-pig THE FUCK out on the chat if the chat is goofing off while Melton is yelling at niggas to hit the like button.

He's turned shades of red that don't exist from yelling at his audience

His royal anger knows no limits like his appetite for sloth, funions, and cock. One could easily hear the words, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" coming from his patchy haired faced much like his analog, The Queen of Hearts

He is a chubby homo who rules his audience with a greasy, fat,, unloved fist



THE QUEEN!!
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Are you in spergtopia?
 
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A Redbar a-log interviewed Melton’s former cohost (Josh Denny) 3 months ago and he has some interesting things to say about Patrick Melton (I’m only 1hr into the video but I felt compelled to share for the clippers/thread updaters).

I can’t figure out how to embed the link but it’s a livestream VOD from this channel called Lossless. So far he’s said that Melton inherited his money from his grandma + parents, that Melton has spent $50k to “scrub” his cocaine arrest record from the Internet, and that one of the possible reasons why he had Dick and Vito at “Hackamania” was to sleight Josh Denny (I guess Dick and Vito and Josh Denny knew eachother?). He also confirmed that Melton had begged for/grifted $50k from his audience to hire a “high powered attorney” to take the cocaine possession case. And that Josh Denny was the guy who Melton called to get Melton bailed out of jail when arrested for the cocaine charge.

Here’s the interview

EDIT: I forgot to add…it’s absolutely surreal and bizarre that not only does this guy look like Patrick Melton (or is it the other way around?) but it sounds like Melton has been speaking like this unironic self-professed homosexual for the last decade. The tone+pitch of voice, the cadence, the speech pattern, it’s all there.
 
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I'm paraphrasing Josh Denny, he said that all the comedians who were friends with Melton (like Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer) say his attitude about everything sucks, it's unpleasant to be around, he's a miserable motherfucker who will make his problems yours. I don't think that's a coincidence that Melton has no friends with attitude like that, except for one dork named Karl, who whitewashes Melton overtime.
 
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I know that there's video out there of Fattymelts last stand up routine where a heckler made him cry on stage. Like legit crying. I can't find it right now but if anyone knows what I'm talking about please share.
Also there's an episode of NLO maybe a year ago, where he tried to introduce some nobody comedian in Las Vegas to his audience as a new guy to watch and make fun of, and his audience completely rejected it. They demanded he talk about steel toe, and started to cry and quit the stream early. It's always been rather obvious that he doesn't actually have fans of his own.
Also people who went to his "Hackamania" event in Vegas went home with bed bugs. I know it's not really his fault but it makes me lol
 
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Frank Krapandschitz said:
there's an episode of NLO maybe a year ago, where he tried to introduce some nobody comedian in Las Vegas to his audience as a new guy to watch and make fun of, and his audience completely rejected it. They demanded he talk about steel toe, and started to cry and quit the stream early.
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Angie Crumb?

Frank Krapandschitz said:
It's always been rather obvious that he doesn't actually have fans of his own.
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His current fans are dabbleverse people who think that Melton is "EDGY GUY" just because he figured out how to make confetti come out of his screen when they superchat.

He abhors his current fanbase because he knows they're stupid people, and hates the fact that his "quirky, little podcast about vegas comedy" is now a knitting circle for women in their early 40's.

this nigga THE QUEEN!! yelled at this nice old lady fan of his named FlatcatJessica (who's harmless btw) like he was that one Stormcloak nigga who tried to take over Skyrim

her offense?- she innocently asked THE QUEEN!! if he was going to be doing a show on a particular day on his discord

he is fawkin vicious...........and fat
 
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Patrick Melton, who regularly makes vile comments about Aaron Imholte's three young children, including sexual comments, admitted last week that he got an email from someone in "Aaron Imholte's extended family". The email asked Melton "to back off, please, for the children" and informing him of "some turmoil that's been caused by my [Melton's] program, apparently, for three children."

This is from his stream "September 9, 2024: Just Another PANIC Monday! Aaron Imholte Attempts RESCUE Of His Own Program!"



On on his latest stream, Melton admitted the person who contacted him was the stepfather of Aaron's children (the husband of Aaron's ex-wife Ashley) and that the stepfather "won't stop emailing him". The stepfather begged Patrick Melton to stop mentioning the children on his stream, presumably including his vile sexual comments about them.

Melton taunts Aaron in this clip, telling him that he was informed by the children's stepfather that "YOUR KIDS ARE STARTING TO ASK QUESTIONS" about what Melton is saying about them!

Melton refuses to stop his harassment of the young Imholte children and mocked the request on air, saying "I don't really care", as well as sarcastically yelling "Sorry!"



Earlier in this stream, Melton made ANOTHER vile joke about Aaron's daughter, AGAIN using her name.



The last two clips are from his stream "September 16, 2024: PURE PANIC! Aaron's Vanity Backfires! Slampiece Is ALL-IN! Is Johnny A Cat?"
 
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Frank Krapandschitz said:
I know that there's video out there of Fattymelts last stand up routine where a heckler made him cry on stage. Like legit crying. I can't find it right now but if anyone knows what I'm talking about please share.
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He walked off the stage at Butch Bradley's hideaway comedy club, Melton posted the video on his PMelt YT and Reddit but he's deleted the video/post on reddit. Here's his comment where he explains what happens:

I put the video of this up. This was the worst show of the week. It's on the site now. These guys are saying I'm too drunk/high to stand or put a thought together. The tape shows what happened before my set, during, and why I walked off. I literally couldn't talk without being heckled. I had done 20 minutes of it. (This isn't a typical club - every night there were like 5-8 comics and the most I was ever told to do was 30 minutes.)

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Frank Krapandschitz said:
Also there's an episode of NLO maybe a year ago, where he tried to introduce some nobody comedian in Las Vegas to his audience as a new guy to watch and make fun of, and his audience completely rejected it. They demanded he talk about steel toe, and started to cry and quit the stream early. It's always been rather obvious that he doesn't actually have fans of his own.
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This might have been the first time he tried to introduce Lex Las Vegas, I cannot remember exactly, but I do remember him rage quitting.

There was one time he didn't rage quit, but he tried to introduce KingCobraJFS and everybody laughed at him because it was obvious he had just found out about him and he was embarrassed.

As JohnnyNoName has stated, THE QUEEN larps as an internet nerd but knows nothing about the fucking internet. Other internet people/things he claimed to know nothing about: Ethan Ralph, DSP, Kiwi Farms & the term a-log. He doesn't spend time on the internet and he has claimed he does not play video games or have any other common fat nerd hobbies. So what the fuck does he do? He has fat, gay man hobbies like musicals and eating/watching food network.
 
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I haven't been a violent man in quite some time but if some fat retard was doing this to my family, especially my children, I would happily catch a charge and sit on my head for awhile.

This isn't a fedpost because I have nothing to do with these retards but if it was me, I would shatter your skull with one of my welding hammers.
 
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