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I see venecas with butts and legs like that all the time trying to get attention. It's not sexy, it's offputting!
Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics
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The most horrifying little abomination clumps labeled "apples" have to be the mealy, sickly green, absolutely awful "red delicious" apples they give to schools. I've never seen such small, hard, bitter apples, and my neighbors had a crab apple tree. Even those shitty little crab apples would've been more food-like than the prisoncore abortions they made us take at lunch.
I love apple varieties (still want to try a pink pearl and a black diamond someday, cosmic crisps are my favorite) and man...the way fruit is this beautiful good thing and the food industry just completely rapes it into barely nutritive barely food is so disheartening.
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From my limited search, it's thankfully a prosthetics costume of thread favourite "Mary Sebastian Pickles Magdalene"
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oh thank god
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Hey, SJWs, you know how you're always bitching about "appropriation" or "cultural blackface" or "fetishism" or any of that sort of thing?
Look at this shit. Look at it. How the fuck can you look at this and be unmoved, but still be outraged if an actor from the wrong race tries to play a certain character?
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Ah, yes - the people who don't understand the concept of acting. I'd love to hear their take on the OG Shaggy not being white.
I find hyper realistic prosthetics like that fascinating. Ones that just blend into the rest of the body and just physically act like real body parts - especially fat suits. He looks like a genuine plastic bimbo and so much of the prosthetics are on show. I'm genuinely in awe. He looks terrifying but amazing at the same time.
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Couple of years ago I stumbled into a nest of people that were doing things like that including botched surgery "cosplay". It was kind of cool in a horrifying way. Sahar Tabar might be the one most people are familiar with.
update
sorry no refunds incels, its lolsuit time babeee
frank tufano is writting his own lolsuit against his eye plastic surgeon because no lawyer will take him. Also he is hiring people in la to pass flyers against the doctor infront of his office
sorry no refunds incels, its lolsuit time babeee
frank tufano is writting his own lolsuit against his eye plastic surgeon because no lawyer will take him. Also he is hiring people in la to pass flyers against the doctor infront of his office
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His eyes look terrible, and they're still the least worst part of his face.
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I'm fascinated by people who have elective cosmetic surgery, have terrible outcomes, and then go around playing the victim and blaming the doctors. You didn't need surgery. Surgery is a dangerous procedure and no cosmetic outcome is worth the risk, it's fucking ridiculous. Lasik complication stories in particular blow my mind.
The best outcome is that you get rid of glasses and contacts, but the published complication rates are a bunch of lies of course because it's business. Fucking insane. Imagine using finite medical resources to be pretty. Disgusting
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I'd contemplate Lasik if I had the money to go to the same surgeon that my optometrist would go to. There is no chance in hell I'd go to a walk in clinic.
What gets me are the morons with perfectly good eyesight who go in for things like scleral implants or tattoos or whatever to just to change their eye's appearance. Oh, you don't like your eye colour? Wear contact lenses... good ones, that is, because the stories of people going blind from cheap costume party contacts are not just urban legends.
People who have had functional eyesight all their life never seem to understand how fragile it is, and how drastically their life will change with even a slight amount of damage to their eyes. It's beyond vanity, it's the type of arrogance that comes with the solid iron belief that you're a higher spiritual being and that God himself will make sure that you will never have to deal with the same consequences that normal mortals suffer.
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I've thought about it, too. My eyesight is good enough that I can legally drive without them and I'd leave them at home when I went to amusement parks as a kid. You kind of take for granted how much glasses physically protect your eyes and that area of your face in general. Especially from the wind and dust and snow. Think of all the crap you have to clean off your glasses. If you didn't wear glasses, that would go in your eyes/face.
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That's what your eyelashes and eyebrows are for... but yes, glasses do provide an extra measure of protection. I'd swap that protection in a heartbeat for the ability to shower by sight, not feel, though.
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I can understand getting Lasik if your vision is that bad. For me, not having my glasses only makes reading harder and the possibility, no matter how miniscule, of something going wrong just wouldn't be worth it.
That's how it is with plastic surgery in general. A lot of these procedures are a godsend for people with really severe deformities, like the eye socket thing, but just aren't worth it for the little things. All surgery has its risks, especially ones that you go under for. On top of the risks any operation has, there's the very real possibility that it just won't turn out how you want it to.
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Met a guy who got LASIK at one of the best places in <capital city>. Caused an issue with his tear duct in one eye, but was told it should resolve in 6 months. I met him three years after, when he was still having to put some special prescription eye drops in his eye every 20 minutes. At dinner, there's this dude, stopping his meal to add a few drops. Couldn't even relax at a fucking movie theatre, because every 20 minutes or half hour, he had to do his eye drops. No long drives, because every 20 minutes you're pulling over to do your eye drops (or in his case, you stop driving completely). God speed to whatever woman he ended up with, because eye drops every 20 minutes would be quite the mood killer.
I understand after trying a bunch of shit the first 12 months, basically every doctor he had gave up on him because nothing seemed to work. The LASIK had changed the shaped of his eyeball or some shit, and his tear duct rebelled by going on permanent strike.
Fuck that, I'm keeping my glasses.
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At this point why not take the eye out or at least remove the tear duct? Every 20 Minutes sounds like absolute hell.
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I don't know, I didn't ask too much about it, but probably a mix of eternal optimism, and not wanting to lose the vision entirely in one eye.
And honestly, I'd not be keen to let any surgeon near my eyes for any reason, after that.
I still think about that fellow sometimes, and how many things he'd not be able to really do. Making dinner? Have to stop, wash your hands, do eye drops, then return to now burnt food. You could never lose yourself in anything fun or absorbing. Good luck having a few too many at the pub and not having the coordination to put your eye drops in. Gardening or welding or anything else dirty means stopping every 15 minutes to either remove safety gear, or scrub your hands clean, do eye drops, then go back. Lucky he had trained as a financial analyst of some sort, because a non-customer facing, desk job would literally be the only work you could do. He was also very very boring, so maybe he never had any fun anyway.
In any case, LASIK is gonna be no from me, dawg.
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Multiple suicides have been linked to lasik
An fda adviser who voted to approve it says it should never have been approved and wants it banned
Lol @"minimally invasive"= cutting your eyeball, removing tissue with a laser
Even if 96% of people had no complications (which is a lie, I've read 30-40% at least get dry eye and terrible night vision to the point you can't drive in the dark) 4% is still too high a complication rate for an elective cosmetic surgery
An fda adviser who voted to approve it says it should never have been approved and wants it banned
Lol @"minimally invasive"= cutting your eyeball, removing tissue with a laser
Even if 96% of people had no complications (which is a lie, I've read 30-40% at least get dry eye and terrible night vision to the point you can't drive in the dark) 4% is still too high a complication rate for an elective cosmetic surgery