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Fuck. There go my drunken rampages downtown on a Segway.Turns out you can get a DUI for being drunk on pretty much anything that moves.
GOD DAMN YOU, @Axiom!!!
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Fuck. There go my drunken rampages downtown on a Segway.Turns out you can get a DUI for being drunk on pretty much anything that moves.
Phil is an enormous fatass, so he'll probably be fine, but since he's also a stupid fucking sped, he's probably going to ignore the big rule with drinking, which is that how bad your morning is gonna be is directly tied to how dehydrated you are. Phil is probably not pacing himself with water, so tomorrow morning should be a fun few hours of him worshiping at the porcelain altar.
Fake rape accusation saga when? Because if these troons get it on with each other while plastered, it's automatically rape in SJW world, even though in reality, they're both so repulsive that it would take copious amounts of alcohol to render either of them so much as a 3 even to each other.
I genuinely never get tired of this story. It's just so... perfectly Phil, perfectly Jordman, and perfectly SJW all at the same time.Phil, rika, Jordan and tweaker all got wasted and decided and decided to have an orgy.
And after getting naked and seeing what was on offer decided they werent high enough and put their clothes back and tried to forget the whole thing.
Who can forget the acts of wanton carnal desire that took place at another party phil attended (the one were they took the return to glory hole picture).
Phil, rika, Jordan and tweaker all got wasted and decided and decided to have an orgy.
And after getting naked and seeing what was on offer decided they werent high enough and put their clothes back and tried to forget the whole thing.
Phil and Toren have zero intetest in each other, sexually or otherwise.
The photo with Phil's ass and Rikia in the background shitposting on /cow/?
Also seeing how tweaker was the only one there with a vagina couldn't they just run a train instead...
Riiight. He wanted Tweaker to penetrate him or something, no?Thats the one
Tweaker took it
Phil was never really into tweaker that way.
Riiight. He wanted Tweaker to penetrate him or something, no?
He's not wasting his life, he's fermenting.Some alcohols are made from potatoes...maybe he blew a .5 because he is part alcohol.
It's a shame all the Transway stuff was before they made themselves internet infamous, Phil, Jordman and Rika make up a lolcow trio that might have even rivalled Chris-chan.I genuinely never get tired of this story. It's just so... perfectly Phil, perfectly Jordman, and perfectly SJW all at the same time.
So basically Phil is into yaoi, hentai, erotica, and literature, but sex is too ew and rapey for him?@Ravenor has said it better but phil likes the idea of deviant shit rather than the reality and straight sex is to vanilla for him whilst still being emotionally terrifying for his fuck wit brain.
Some alcohols are made from potatoes...maybe he blew a .5 because he is part alcohol.
He's not wasting his life, he's fermenting.
phil is the liquor
Some alcohols are made from potatoes...maybe he blew a .5 because he is part alcohol.
And not a girlHe's like one of those annoying wannabe party girls who just turned 21 and continually talks/posts about "lol I'm so fucking shit faced you guys!" Except Phil is less mature, more of a try hard wannabe, and even more annoying.