FIGGIN 12-10-16 phil is hammered, leaving his home unprotected

Phil is an enormous fatass, so he'll probably be fine, but since he's also a stupid fucking sped, he's probably going to ignore the big rule with drinking, which is that how bad your morning is gonna be is directly tied to how dehydrated you are. Phil is probably not pacing himself with water, so tomorrow morning should be a fun few hours of him worshiping at the porcelain altar.

B vitamins before and after also cushion the effect on the liver, as the metabolism of alcohol really puts a hit on that filter organ, damaging and even scarring it in the long term (hence death by cirrhosis). Copious amounts of water are more important, though, for hangover, and as you point out most of the genuinely unpleasant part of hangover is simple dehydration.

However, considering that these are crazy trannies involved, Phil drinking also has a potential upside. For us, that is.

Fake rape accusation saga when? Because if these troons get it on with each other while plastered, it's automatically rape in SJW world, even though in reality, they're both so repulsive that it would take copious amounts of alcohol to render either of them so much as a 3 even to each other.

@Jaimas beat me to it of course.
 
Fake rape accusation saga when? Because if these troons get it on with each other while plastered, it's automatically rape in SJW world, even though in reality, they're both so repulsive that it would take copious amounts of alcohol to render either of them so much as a 3 even to each other.

Who can forget the acts of wanton carnal desire that took place at another party phil attended (the one were they took the return to glory hole picture).
Phil, rika, Jordan and tweaker all got wasted and decided and decided to have an orgy.
And after getting naked and seeing what was on offer decided they werent high enough and put their clothes back and tried to forget the whole thing.

Phil and Toren have zero intetest in each other, sexually or otherwise.
 
Phil, rika, Jordan and tweaker all got wasted and decided and decided to have an orgy.
And after getting naked and seeing what was on offer decided they werent high enough and put their clothes back and tried to forget the whole thing.
I genuinely never get tired of this story. It's just so... perfectly Phil, perfectly Jordman, and perfectly SJW all at the same time.
 
Who can forget the acts of wanton carnal desire that took place at another party phil attended (the one were they took the return to glory hole picture).
Phil, rika, Jordan and tweaker all got wasted and decided and decided to have an orgy.
And after getting naked and seeing what was on offer decided they werent high enough and put their clothes back and tried to forget the whole thing.

Phil and Toren have zero intetest in each other, sexually or otherwise.

The photo with Phil's ass and Rikia in the background shitposting on /cow/?

Also seeing how tweaker was the only one there with a vagina couldn't they just run a train instead...
 
The photo with Phil's ass and Rikia in the background shitposting on /cow/?

Thats the one
Tweaker took it

Also seeing how tweaker was the only one there with a vagina couldn't they just run a train instead...

Phil was never really into tweaker that way.
When you consider tweaker took showers with phil (and thats not often) its presents a very good reason why nothing happened.
 
Riiight. He wanted Tweaker to penetrate him or something, no?

Pretty much
Phil wanted to torture tweaker...and tweaker wasnt down for it
Phil wanted tweaker to torture him, tweaker wasnt down with it but did it anyway, phil didnt like it.
@Ravenor has said it better but phil likes the idea of deviant shit rather than the reality and straight sex is to vanilla for him whilst still being emotionally terrifying for his fuck wit brain.
 
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I have one of those little cheap breathalyzer and it always seems really off. part of it is because you're suppose to wait like 30 minutes after your last sip to get an accurate reading and who wants to do that? I assume something like this is happening here.
 
Some alcohols are made from potatoes...maybe he blew a .5 because he is part alcohol.

Toren said he blew the .5... Maybe he let tater's cum in his mouth.

But they are both faggots and full of shit.
 
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