DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

It’s also hilarious to see a clip of him saying detractors created his begging and he never begged before they attacked him with false copyright strikes and whatever. One of the first lore pieces about his actual YouTube career is him losing ads because he plainly said to click on the ads. Dude has always been a beggar at his core, but it is true that he at least used to do it less when he was rolling in the dough of early YouTube, but he still did it

Not to mention he begged on his TopHaters board and also hinted at his Paypal in his old Youtube videos INCLUDING instructions on how to donate money to him.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Saw this compilation of Sunday night's begging... this might be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

If this is crushing the goals, I don't want to crush anything.

Geralt's look combined with his begging is so hilarious, haha

 

[Brother Wind]

I watched the shit that went into that Eras tour, I am not the biggest Taylor fan but the effort she put into that show was like Michael Jackson level. I understand why it did gangbusters christ it was 152 3 hour+ shows in 18 months and was transcontinental.

Don't forget one of them essentially got swatted so she has at least tied with DSP

 

[Digger10]

I've been seeing this stuff all this evening. I think it's finally time to ask, what the fuck were Linda and Dave doing? Neither stopped to think "Gezz, he's got a flat head since we didn't give him any Tummy time, walks like a retard, acts like a retard, obsesses over stupid shit and time, has no friends, doesn't obey us, maybe we should go talk to a psychiatrist or see a doctor? Nah."

The last few days were clear evidence that they had their heads buried deep in the sand since they didn't give him the help he needed for VERY obvious signs.

This is just a guess, but maybe Linda and Dave realized that something was off about Phil but didn't know what to do about it. Maybe the real reason she did things like brushing his hair until he was a teenager or driving to his house to pick up his laundry is because she didn't believe that he was capable of learning how to do those things on his own.

 

[Free Jasper]

Last night was the first time in a long time I had tears of laughter at Phillip.

When writing his fan fiction about being on the lolcow podcast he said ‘I’d be the straight guy that would anchor the other lunatics because I’m so professional and business-like. I’d definitely be the straight guy to their insanity.’

He said this having literally just spent AT LEAST THIRTY MINUTES examining his own and other grown mens calves and breasts on his ‘show’.
Yes Phillip, definitely the straight guy. No insanity there at all. Definitely not a lolcow.

I’m so glad to see that no matter what opportunities are given to him, he never changes. He’ll always be our entertaining little idiot.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

This video is so great. I haven't seen it yet here, but if so, punish me with alarm clocks.

I think the most retarded thing about Phil is his incessant “I’m not like all the other girls” shtick. It’s really really stupid because when he tells it to you it’s always under the guise of “I didn’t even know until someone said ‘WOAH, Phil, you’re so (insert flattery here)’ ”

And usually the follow up is, “my haters attacked me for being different, but I don’t care. I’m not bothered. They’re bothered!”

It’s almost incredible how you can predict his behavior

 

[Coke Zero]

Last night was the first time in a long time I had tears of laughter at Phillip.

When writing his fan fiction about being on the lolcow podcast he said ‘I’d be the straight guy that would anchor the other lunatics because I’m so professional and business-like. I’d definitely be the straight guy to their insanity.’

He said this having literally just spent AT LEAST THIRTY MINUTES examining his own and other grown mens calves and breasts on his ‘show’.
Yes Phillip, definitely the straight guy. No insanity there at all. Definitely not a lolcow.

I’m so glad to see that no matter what opportunities are given to him, he never changes. He’ll always be our entertaining little idiot.

We really were robbed of an amazing show. Phil thinking he's the tard wrangler while being the biggest lolcow on the show would have been hilarious. Say what you want about boogie and wings but those guys are way more self aware than phil, and they can recognize why they get the kind of attention they do. Phil still doesn't have a clue about why people call him a lolcow and love laughing at him.

Phil thinking keem wanted him on the lolcow podcast to be the professional host is just peak lolcow level of self awareness. Actually though if keem would have pitched the show to dsp this way, there would have been a better chance of phil agreeing to do it.

 

[detractorzer0]

This might be the most unhinged 24hr period of DSP I have ever seen. Don't even really know what to say but this Philimania shit is just the icing on the cake. Like dude we both know you just lifted that from his website all he wanted was a shoutout.

Pumped for WWE Champions tonight!

Thats the craziest part. He didn't threaten him or anything. Just a "Hey, you can use that just tell people where you got it from," and Phil is going to go nuclear on this dude because he thinks that anybody not slurping him is a detractor.

 

[Hypophrenia]

Maybe I'm late, idk but I came across this comment and the way DSP answers this guy was sus to me

So this Philftw is a designer and Iv been searching a bit and found this :

https://philfromthewarehouse.bandcamp.com/merch/philamania-sticker

It is the same guy, he also has an Etsy page and Instagram (Minneapolis, Minnesota )

Philftw is the original creator of the logo.

There are Spreadshirts with this philamania thing sold by some crappy ''Geeking outfitters" too.

Of course Phil stole the design to make profit out of it because he's a dickhead.
Maybe I'm sperging about some stupid logo but I hate how dsp answered that guy, he's such a pathetic loser.
The guy is just asking of a shout out c'mon ...

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Maybe I'm late, idk but I came across this comment and the way DSP answers this guy was sus to me
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So this Philftw is a designer and Iv been searching a bit and found this :

https://philfromthewarehouse.bandcamp.com/merch/philamania-sticker

It is the same guy, he also has an Etsy page and Instagram (Minneapolis, Minnesota )

Philftw is the original creator of the logo.

There are Spreadshirts with this philamania thing sold by some crappy ''Geeking outfitters" too.

Of course Phil stole the design to make profit out of it because he's a dickhead.
Maybe I'm sperging about some stupid logo but I hate how dsp answered that guy, he's such a pathetic loser.
The guy is just asking of a shout out c'mon ...

I hope this Phil strikes back at lolcow Phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Maybe I'm late, idk but I came across this comment and the way DSP answers this guy was sus to me
View attachment 6425129

So this Philftw is a designer and Iv been searching a bit and found this :

https://philfromthewarehouse.bandcamp.com/merch/philamania-sticker

It is the same guy, he also has an Etsy page and Instagram (Minneapolis, Minnesota )

Philftw is the original creator of the logo.

There are Spreadshirts with this philamania thing sold by some crappy ''Geeking outfitters" too.

Of course Phil stole the design to make profit out of it because he's a dickhead.
Maybe I'm sperging about some stupid logo but I hate how dsp answered that guy, he's such a pathetic loser.
The guy is just asking of a shout out c'mon ...

So how fast will BitchSydePhil cave when he receives a C&D? Better yet, how will he spin it?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

This whole deal with the Philamania logo is insane. Dude wasn’t even mad or asking for money, he just wanted a shout-out.

DSP could’ve just feigned ignorance, shouted out the guy and moved on, nothing to discuss there. Instead, he decided to double-down on his own delusions, and potentially scale up what would normally be a nothing burger.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

This whole deal with the Philamania logo is insane. Dude wasn’t even mad or asking for money, he just wanted a shout-out.

DSP could’ve just feigned ignorance, shouted out the guy and moved on, nothing to discuss there. Instead, he decided to double-down on his own delusions, and potentially scale up what would normally be a nothing burger.

This is one of the things that makes a lolcow, a lolcow. Stupid escalations

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

At this point, is there any need to call bullshit? What next? Phil had scoliosis as a kid?

 

[detractorzer0]

At this point, is there any need to call bullshit? What next? Phil had scoliosis as a kid?
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Wait, what? I don't remember him ever saying that. Back pain in elementary school?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

lmao this retard really googled 'philamania' and downloaded the first result
can't wait for LegalSydePhil to provide his educated take on this

 

[Twrx]

Wait, what? I don't remember him ever saying that. Back pain in elementary school?

New day, new lie from Dave

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Also, still doesn't get the leg day meme. This entire rant today only solidified the autistic thing

This proves to me Kat doesn't know what Phail does online, or she hates him and doesn't care. No loving wife would allow her husband to continuously make an ass of himself in public.

She isn't suggesting anything about the streams either, because Phail isn't going to take advice from a woman.

 

[Smokeski]

lmao this retard really googled 'philamania' and downloaded the first resultView attachment 6425376

I am getting a kick out of his absolute indignant attitude towards a guy he stole from. SmugSydePhil is great.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wait, what? I don't remember him ever saying that. Back pain in elementary school?

While we there, did you hear that he burnt half his face in a car accident in high school? There is zero footage of him with burnt face but believe him, why would he lie.