Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He's riled up about mudbloods and Voldemort didn't do a good job rounding them up. Josh says he would've been way more terrifying that Voldemort. I'm detecting some similarities here.
You just know he fantasizes about torturing his troles with Voldemort magic from Harry Potter. Sickos are just a standin for that.

NAL actually deserves it though, but I don't think a dementor will find much of a soul to suck out of her.
 
"Magic is real, otherwise we wouldn't have chemistry. There's some shit that'll make you think."
Hold on I speak Bog Brain, I can translate.

“Magic is real. I’m currently hammered and confusing alchemy with chemistry because I think they’re the same thing. I love Nicolas Flamel. I love Harry Potter. Nicolas Flamel was in Harry Potter, and I like Harry Potter. I like magic, I often consider my own alcoholic concoctions to be like magic potions. I’m teaching Potions class every day, I’m like Severus Snape, he was cool.”
 
You just know he fantasizes about torturing his troles with Voldemort magic from Harry Potter. Sickos are just a standin for that.

NAL actually deserves it though, but I don't think a dementor will find much of a soul to suck out of her.
The last time he watched the Snape video he says this directly. He fantasizes about torturing his troles, and one of the tortures is troles being tied down while the Boy with eproctophilia sharts in their faces.

Literally just spent 5 minutes getting real deep into arousing himself about torture and I guess he caught himself because here comes the soft nice guy schtick of the world being dark and needing more healing so he would use his DARK magic to heal people.
 
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The last time he watched the Snape video he says this directly. He fantasizes about torturing his troles, and one of the tortures is troles being tied down while the Boy with eproctophilia sharts in their faces.

Literally just spent 5 minutes getting real deep into arousing himself about torture and I guess he caught himself because here comes the soft nice guy schtick of the world being dark and needing more healing so he would use his DARK magic to heal people.
He has always had a cringe serial killer persona he will slip into from time to time. Personally I think that's why he will randomly blurt out fuck sickos or fuck rape, I think the boy is plagued with intrusive thoughts.
 
He got himself so worked up talking about magic torture that he has to go spank his cobra
He is going to watch that Snape fan-girl edit a few more times off stream

He has always had a cringe serial killer persona he will slip into from time to time. Personally I think that's why he will randomly blurt out fuck sickos or fuck rape, I think the boy is plagued with intrusive thoughts.
When he says fuck sickos or fuck rape big and loud on stream, it always feels like overcompensating for things people already know about him. The guy who had a necrophilia phase, sex dolls, has a major case of eproctophilia, etc. hates sickos because people might think he is one.

Its those whispers, under his breath mid sentence of fuck sickos that I think are concerning.

This stream almost makes up for the content dry spell we've been stuck with.
I agree, yes, tonight was a wonderful piece of fun.
The theme shifted a lot too. I missed the very beginning, but we got him kissing his own as about his musac, drunk dancing to music, loving up on his wand, an insane loop about the wand being hickory, a 2nd viewing of the Snape fangirl edit he probably has watched hundreds of times that led into another fetishizing torture session even more insane than the first and he even capped it all off with a retard retelling of history that all modern religions ripped of the religion of Paganism, because of course The Boy thinks paganism is a religion.
 
And just like that, it's over. No meltdown tonight, what a shame. Can't tell what he said at the end.

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"catch you cool cobras later"

He is going to watch that Snape fan-girl edit a few more times off stream


When he says fuck sickos or fuck rape big and loud on stream, it always feels like overcompensating for things people already know about him. The guy who had a necrophilia phase, sex dolls, has a major case of eproctophilia, etc. hates sickos because people might think he is one.

Its those whispers, under his breath mid sentence of fuck sickos that I think are concerning.



The theme shifted a lot too. I missed the very beginning, but we got him kissing his own as about his musac, drunk dancing to music, loving up on his wand, an insane loop about the wand being hickory, a 2nd viewing of the Snape fangirl edit he probably has watched hundreds of times that led into another fetishizing torture session even more insane than the first and he even capped it all off with a retard retelling of history that all modern religions ripped of the religion of Paganism, because of course The Boy thinks paganism is a religion.
sorry to double post but has everyone forgotten he streamed himself jerking off to god knows what type of camwhore/porn video while whispering "i hate rape" in the creepiest tone possible?
 
sorry to double post but has everyone forgotten he streamed himself jerking off to god knows what type of camwhore/porn video while whispering "i hate rape" in the creepiest tone possible?
If you want to talk about it ad nauseum go join one of the facebook groups for a-logs. We just had a great stream from the King and you wanna sit here and talk about him jerking off?
 
If you want to talk about it ad nauseum go join one of the facebook groups for a-logs. We just had a great stream from the King and you wanna sit here and talk about him jerking off?
>stating a fact is now a-logging even when it was relevant to another new post made
if facts upset you this much maybe you need to sip on some homemade mead and relax big guy
 
sorry to double post but has everyone forgotten he streamed himself jerking off to god knows what type of camwhore/porn video while whispering "i hate rape" in the creepiest tone possible?
Was unaware of this particular incident.

In other news, the bogwitch is streaming and talking about how if she had Josh's ability to make wands, she would make wands all the time and make so much money, that her pussy would be the lathe. She sounds extra insane right now.
 
Was unaware of this particular incident.

In other news, the bogwitch is streaming and talking about how if she had Josh's ability to make wands, she would make wands all the time and make so much money, that her pussy would be the lathe. She sounds extra insane right now.
Are there any restreamers?
 
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