Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Instagram is back. Still horrifying.

I will take the over on that. I think it will be 2 or 3 days before he realizes that nobody outside his true fans give a fuck

Called it

I really hope his literal transformation into a hobo will reflect well on his suit against Null.

At some point, he will become so hideous that the judge will decide he is worse than kiwi farms and stop writing Russ' defense for him

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Is Russell uglier inside or out?

Well he's not good looking but he could be at least not disgusting if he showered and took some care of himself.

So he's uglier inside than out because inside he's a seething mass of hatred.

Yeah, but all she got for her hard work was a bunch of Mercedes Lackey books.

To be fair the hard part of getting her name in print and getting recognized was done and she could in essence count on her name to sell to the books.

This is what lead Stephen King to try selling his works under the name "Richard Bachman" to see if his stories would get picked up or if it was "Stephen King" that was selling them. It was Stephen King. The Bachman books were rejected by publishers until it was revealed he was actually King writing under a pseudonym.

Russtard doesn't even have that going for him.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

God damn it, he actually had me believing in him for a second, or at least believing in his family wrangling him.

An album called "I'm Disabled... So What?". Given the title, I would hope he works up the courage to sing himself. If I buy the album and the cute and disabled guy isn't singing on it, I'd be so disappointed. Almost disappointed enough to sue over the misrepresentation.

 

[Pee Cola]

I will take the over on that. I think it will be 2 or 3 days before he realizes that nobody outside his true fans give a fuck

@DSP's Tax Lawyer, step forward and claim your prize.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Mercedes Lackey put out tons of novels over the course of her career, more than fifty I think, and for many years she did so while holding down a full time job. Every night after work she'd write for two hours.

This is also how Anthony Trollope did it: he wrote for an hour every morning before going to work at the post office and wrote dozens of novels, as well as other works. He was the original rise and grind.

 

[TractorGirl]

That album name sounds like a shitty stand up comedy show.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

FULL ALBUM announcement.

Russ is still under the delusion that there are people outside this thread that care about his songs I see.

It will never release.

Sad but true

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

He changed the incel song announcement to a FULL ALBUM announcement.
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Really it's more like an EP because he's only got like 5 songs.

It will never release.

“I‘m Disabled…So Suck me my Penis!”

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well he's not good looking but he could be at least not disgusting if he showered and took some care of himself.

So he's uglier inside than out because inside he's a seething mass of hatred.



To be fair the hard part of getting her name in print and getting recognized was done and she could in essence count on her name to sell to the books.

This is what lead Stephen King to try selling his works under the name "Richard Bachman" to see if his stories would get picked up or if it was "Stephen King" that was selling them. It was Stephen King. The Bachman books were rejected by publishers until it was revealed he was actually King writing under a pseudonym.

Russtard doesn't even have that going for him.

Incorrect. He had a harder time publishing them, but they WERE published. They were obscure but slowly growing in popularity and the 5th would-have-been Bachman book, a little tale titled 'Misery' about to be published under the Bachman name before he was outed as King, would have put Richard Bachman on the bestseller's list.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Russhole excoriating.

 

[kcbbq]

Incorrect. He had a harder time publishing them, but they WERE published. They were obscure but slowly growing in popularity and the 5th would-have-been Bachman book, a little tale titled 'Misery' about to be published under the Bachman name before he was outed as King, would have put Richard Bachman on the bestseller's list.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Russhole excoriating.

Half of them were actually decent, too. Thinner and The Running Man, at least despite the Bachman Books being really low effort on King's part. It's gotten tougher to find the school shooting one since he pretty much buried it decades ago.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Half of them were actually decent, too. Thinner and The Running Man, at least despite the Bachman Books being really low effort on King's part. It's gotten tougher to find the school shooting one since he pretty much buried it decades ago.

Agreed, I particularly loved "The Long Walk" and "The Running Man." King was better half asleep back then soaked in booze and coke then he was sober from the 2000s on.

Mods I totally apologize for this thread derailment, could I ask you to please move all these related posts to the "Worst of Stephen King" thread instead of Spergatory or outright deletion? Thank you!

 

[Bassomatic]

Y'all talking about Stephen King, Rusty is living his best life in a base model Chevy Impala driving around girls then getting to smell the back seat as her jerks off and sleeps where her butt was because he lives in his Uber rental.

I just wrote a better horror story than King and it's true! I'll take my reddit upvotes now.

Or am I King using a false name... The plot thickens.

 

[Windy Moors]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Russ is subjecting passengers to his songs, the only way to hear his new album may have to include a stinky ride with rotten chops.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Announcing the album is clearly his coping mechanism. Whenever life fucks him over (due to stupid decisions he made), he just invents a new goal for the next year, just to have something to fantasize about while sleeping in his car.

Not sure how fantasizing about being a 35-year old pop star brings him any comfort, but there we go.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Naming your album "I'm Disabled... So What?!" wouldn't pique the intrest even the most curious, indulgent music listener. No one wants to listen to a pity party about how tween celebs and esluts won't suck you your penis.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Naming your album "I'm Disabled... So What?!" wouldn't pique the intrest even the most curious, indulgent music listener. No one wants to listen to a pity party about how tween celebs and esluts won't suck you your penis.

So far it's sounding like:

I'm Disabled... So what?!

I Get You Taylor Swift
I Don't Get You Taylor Swift
Safari Ride (Ariana Grande)
Has the Looks of Heidi Klum
Yo, Yovanna
Katy Perry, You Won't Have to Play Another Sad Song
Burlesque Show (Mariah)
Julianne's Smile

Those being his greatest hits, then capping it all off with She Don't Like Nice Guys, just to reiterate what evil bitches all the previous songs are about. Really tie everything together. Drive home the theme of the whole thing.

Maybe toss in a couple throwaway filler songs like "Getting Me Through" to pad some extra time.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So far it's sounding like:

I'm Disabled... So what?!

I Get You Taylor Swift
I Don't Get You Taylor Swift
Safari Ride (Ariana Grande)
Has the Looks of Heidi Klum
Yo, Yovanna
Katy Perry, You Won't Have to Play Another Sad Song
Burlesque Show (Mariah)
Julianne's Smile

Those being his greatest hits, then capping it all off with She Don't Like Nice Guys, just to reiterate what evil bitches all the previous songs are about. Really tie everything together. Drive home the theme of the whole thing.

Maybe toss in a couple throwaway filler songs like "Getting Me Through" to pad some extra time.

You know, I'm gonna message in the bottle this to my favorite Greer:
I was serious about the gay disabled porn thing. Just make an amateur account on the ol PH, and keep making titles of your videos like you do of your songs. Here's a leg up:
I give my friend a hanjob to get a ride (Tori Amos Raspberry Swirl remix)
I'm a hot disabled stud looking for a hot dude to have fun with (5 star quality for 2 star price, please)
I suck a janitor in the closet for a 16" HDMI cord for my Taylor Swift lawsuit (he doesn't finish or say thanks)

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Very cool Russ. I am sure the woman you sued will appreciate you sharing her post

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I'm honestly sad Taylor's lawyers scared him into never mentioning her again, because I would've liked to see his comment on Trump truthing "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!"

Like replying "I hated Taylor Swift before it was cool" and giving Trump permission to play "I don't get you" at his next rally

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

So far it's sounding like:

I'm Disabled... So what?!

I Get You Taylor Swift
I Don't Get You Taylor Swift
Safari Ride (Ariana Grande)
Has the Looks of Heidi Klum
Yo, Yovanna
Katy Perry, You Won't Have to Play Another Sad Song
Burlesque Show (Mariah)
Julianne's Smile

Those being his greatest hits, then capping it all off with She Don't Like Nice Guys, just to reiterate what evil bitches all the previous songs are about. Really tie everything together. Drive home the theme of the whole thing.

Maybe toss in a couple throwaway filler songs like "Getting Me Through" to pad some extra time.

Very tempted to derail the thread by listing hypothetical tracks and albums by Russell.