Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.6%

  • Total voters
    267
The "white powder" was actually plaster of paris and he was going to make 5,000 replicas of his penis for Locals gifts. He even employed his children in the production line to make sure his fans got the gift in a timely fashion but someone (Eric July? Aaron Imholte? Det. Pomplun?) snuck into the house and switched the plaster for cocaine! This is how his child "tested positive for cocaine," why the Locals gifts have been delayed, and explains the REAL story behind the state's ludicrous accusations!

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The Baldo inc. went bankrupt, went into receivership, and is now the property of King Charles and the Crown.
You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
LOL! Is there a link to this? This is too funny!
There was a post some months back. (I'm linking to that to limit redundancy on my end.)

Unfortunately, I just now have found that they appear to still be in business under a new name. "DAVIES, Jeremy Alan" doesn't link from "Nadgerz" on gov.uk / Company House, but he is the active director of "BalldoCo Ltd"
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BalldoCo Ltd gov.uk / Archive

Occupation - Designer. Wow, so what do you design?

I'm not clear on the chain of events. Did he abandon his responsibilities to Nadgerz, thus causing it to be "dissolved via compulsory strike-off" while transferring balldo operations to BalldoCo?
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I was trying to find information about United States based business details, but I didn't get anywhere. The Amazon Reviews were funny though. Especially this one:
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Who needs a replica of their own penis? It's right there, in your pants, right where you can touch it when ever you want to.
But he can't fuck himself in the ass with it, something a narcissist like Balldo would definitely like.
The Baldo inc. went bankrupt, went into receivership, and is now the property of King Charles and the Crown.
They can put it next to the Prince Albert.
After divulging this information, Nick thoughtfully read a superchat from a viewer who wanted a toast to celebrate his first child being born.
I wonder if this guy knew he was getting into.

"Now your women wash your shirts/ now your kids are born baby/ Look out for your horns." Momus, "The Homosexual"
Aaron also claimed that Nick tried to watch him fuck Kayla so that he could know what she likes.

It’s Aaron testimony, so grain of salt, but it lines up well.
Aaron often says things that cause my "it's bullshit, but I BELIEVE it" response.

Also I conclude with this German review of Rekieta's penis and its functionality. The Germans are great at saying in one or two words (or even turning an entire sentence into a single word) what no other language could do as well.
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Thanks @Permanent Resident Cope for that one.
 
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The replica might be more functional.
I imagine Nick suffers frequently from both whisky dick and pilly willy.

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Cocaine

A powerful and addictive stimulant, with its use on the rise in the UK, cocaine raises your mood, your heartbeat, your body temperature and the speed at which you chat rubbish to strangers in bars. What it definitely won’t raise is your penis at the end of the night.

The science on cocaine and erections...

Be it in your brain, your heart or your penis, cocaine causes the narrowing of blood vessels in the body, known as vasoconstriction. This is not good news for erections.
For your penis to become firm, blood needs to flow freely into the spongy tissue inside it. Any restriction of this blood flow reduces the likelihood of a healthy erection.
Long-term use of cocaine has been linked with permanent vascular damage that means potentially chronic erectile issues. It also paves the way for a whole host of other problems such as intracerebral hemorrhages and other things you’d never want to Google Image search, let alone have.

MDMA

If we’re to believe the movies, MDMA is good for sex. And true, it’s known to lower inhibitions and increase feelings of intimacy, with users frequently reporting the desire to have sex. The bit Hollywood tends to leave out is that it also kicks into gear the part of the nervous system that causes your erection to fade away.

The science on MDMA and erections...

As covered in our Book of Erections, when activated, the sympathetic nervous system constricts blood flow to the penis, causing your erection to fade. This usually happens after ejaculation, can be triggered by stress, or in this case the trigger can be mimicked by a drug: MDMA.
Some male users mix MDMA with sildenafil (Viagra) or other ED medication to counteract these effects. This is, perhaps unsurprisingly, highly inadvisable.
It’s a cocktail that can result in dangerous adverse effects and more alarmingly, this kind of drug use is linked to high-risk sexual behaviours (such as unprotected sex and/or sex with multiple partners), and transmission of STIs including HIV and other blood-borne viruses.
 
Nick’s racism is unfunny because it’s not as unhinged and niche (but a bit warranted) as Null’s nor as just open as Metokur or Sam Hyde.

It’s just Nick dropping them out of no where for shock humor. There’s no build-up. It’s a non-sequitur or he breaks context. He’ll go on how he loves black people and then it abruptly turns racist. It’d be funny if there was a Mike Meyers to react to Nick, but it’s just him looking at the camera after he says it and sniggering.
The only funny thing Nick ever said was "Chef Red Pill".

Good luck finding the funny thing he said on purpose.
There’s no build-up. Shock comedy only works every so often as an opener or a closer. Or when it’s a part of another joke like Norm MacDonald’s 9/11 jokes where the joke is mostly in Norm’s delivery.
How do you explain Andrew Dice Clay?
 
The only funny thing Nick ever said was "Chef Red Pill".

Good luck finding the funny thing he said on purpose.
Even in "the good ol' days" I can't think of anything funny that HE said on purpose. It was always either laughing AT him rather than "with him" or just the other person. In those days, I have unironically laughed with Drexel, as embarrassing at that is to say now, but never this guy.

Even in what was my favorite Nick stream - the "Nick/Josh Review DSP Bankruptcy Filing" stream from 2020, it was the Deer Sneeder that had the funnies, not the fake-ass internet lawyer.
 
Nick’s racism is unfunny because it’s not as unhinged and niche (but a bit warranted) as Null’s nor as just open as Metokur or Sam Hyde.
It's unfunny because it's not earnest. If you listen to any good comedian do racial (or any other kind of taboo) humor you can tell that most of them believe what they're saying but exaggerate the point to make it funny. It's the difference between political comedy like Bill Hicks or George Carlin and people who want to lecture you under the guise of comedy like every SNL skit since 2016.

TL;DR Null's Racism Bit™ often incorporates part of the 'bix nood' copypasta as a comedic shorthand for how black people act, Nick Rekieta's racist humor is him reading the entire 'bix nood' copypasta verbatim with no context.
 
Aaron also claimed that Nick tried to watch him fuck Kayla so that he could know what she likes.

It’s Aaron testimony, so grain of salt, but it lines up well.
I believe it. For whatever reason people obsessed with sex can’t do something simple like communicate with their partners with what they like or are so porn brained they think they amazing at sex because they watch so much porn. Intimacy is just lost on them because they need to coom. Rekieta being a narcissist would also be too proud to ask Kayla what she likes or would take a major ego hit if Kayla said it was bad. (Probably why he thinks pregnancy ruined her body)

Plus court documents have clarified that Rekieta was cucked so he likes to watch and that could be his excuse.
 
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I believe it. For whatever reason people obsessed with sex can’t do something simple like communicate with their partners with what they like or are so porn brained they think they amazing at sex because they watch so much porn.

Biggest issue for Nick is his dick just doesn’t work, hence Balldo and needing Jamaicans and Aaron to fuck Our Wife.

He’s a coomer that can’t coom.
 
Biggest issue for Nick is his dick just doesn’t work, hence Balldo and needing Jamaicans and Aaron to fuck Our Wife.

He’s a coomer that can’t coom.
When exactly would he have fucked her?

Five kids and Nick streaming all evening and nights would have mean little time to bone the wife.

And given Kayla’s overly sexual behavior it’s quite likely obvious that a good dicking is exactly what she needed.

His dick probably worked at one point, before he started having his own wife defiled by strangers. Problem is that Nick wasn’t attracted to her.

He (judging by his porn taste) likes petite pubescent looking girls. Not vibrant, amble bosomed women like Kayla.

For this reason he needs @Fapcop in his wife.
Truly, this whole disturbing mess could have been avoided with a simple PM.

Sad!
 
When exactly would he have fucked her?

And given Kayla’s overly sexual behavior it’s quite likely obvious that a good dicking is exactly what she needed.

His dick probably worked at one point, before he started having his own wife defiled by strangers.

Someone mentioned Coomalot may have defiled her at Anime Matsuri.

Maybe there IS a video.

It be a shame if @FROG champion of racing the Cyberfrog car was to be confronted on this since even he states he LOVES cheating.

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