and spends thousands a month.
I have to hit the showers after posting this, however, I'm going to do it anyway: "Batman" is a south pacific surname, and Phil has paypigs who pay him regularly from that part of the world, so asking if it's Bruce Wayne's alter ego instead of the potentially famous real person who is named Batman from Singapore or Indonesia or wherever does make some semblance of sense, from his point of view. His retarded pigsplaining of the star walk on Hollywood and Vine boulevard and streets respectively, now that you can make fun of him for absolutely.
this is what "rent free" looks like
This is one of those spur of the moment lies Phil makes that he completely forgets about and ultimately memory holes by the end of the week, then gets legitimately confused when people bring it up a couple of days later and, to the surprise of nobody, says no tournament has reached out to him and he has no idea what they're talking about.
There is so much autism around the streak thing alone. If he gets a tip in the daily wrap, the streak of the previous content continues. The streak can die and be revived throughout one day (it should be counted per day, not per stream). "I'm gonna restart the streak" not how streaks work. Someone sends him money asking why he can't do a single $150 goal per day, he says it would never work (translation: piggy greed)
Phil would not be able to pull off his own kino casino like show, at least not in the way he would like to. Just like video games/tihyd and how the appeal is phil is so trash at video games it's fascinating to watch, it's the same with drama. He's so bad at it that it would actually be entertaining to watch just how sad and pathetic he looks.
I'm writing this post with tears coming down my face... TEARS OF FUCKING LAUGHTER.
Imagine grabbing your velcro wallet your mom hid somewhere and tip a sizeable amount to own da troollz, only to receive this as a response:
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This arc is so fucking amazing. DSP is doing exactly the opposite of what other, normal people would do: instead of being humbled and appreciative, he just takes it up a notch and shows his insatiable greed and utter disdain for people that financially support him, for the whole world to see.
People are literally trolling themselves by throwing money at him. Keep it up, this is amusing as fuck.
Are you kidding me? He’s doing $100 WWEC pulls in front of the people he just begged that money out of. We joke about Phil winning all the time but in his mind, with his priorities, that’s as decisive as it gets. Him admitting that he’s TCMDSP/DFTR and then blowing cash on gatcha are Fat Man and Little Boy and the ‘tractors are 150,000 Japanese civilians. He doesn’t have to lie (about that) anymore. He can beg and spend and his supporters don’t care. All the time and energy he spent (read: wasted) on obfuscation when he could have just said, “yeah, I’ve blown five figures on mobile games, I’ve scammed a bankruptcy court and no matter how much money I get for complaining about games it will never be enough, fuck you, leave if you don’t like it”.
I doubt Phil is actually happy spending money on this alt wwec account instead of his main account and throwing away the day's tip money. He's trapped himself in this situation by not thinking ahead and I doubt he really even understands how much damage he's done to his grift longterm.
He wholeheartedly believes he isn't a lolcow or even lolcow adjacent, one of his funniest beliefs and why he'll always be a bigger lolcow than someone like Wings or Boogie.
