Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[troonshine]

This last gamba sesh was literally a stake felt: he pressed f12, lost it all on originals and begged for juice in twitch chat. the only thing missing was some drywall being kicked in

 

[Collections Agent]

Honestly, I don't even think a stable job would keep him off the drugs. He is in far too deep and far too damaged to ever be a normal human being. It doesn't help that his parents enable him and lack the proper mindset to actually deal with their psycho offspring.

This, I would be extremely shocked if BMJ could turn around his life.

He has ZERO impulse control, ZERO friends he can rely on to help him get sober.

He has enabling parents, the most enabling parents I've ever seen. An oscar-winning comedy could be written about him and his mom's relationship.

He gets rewarded for gambling and doing drugs by the people he surrounds himself with.

This isn't even to mention HIS BRAIN IS FUCKING FRIED from over a decade of drug use and gamba (yes I'm counting RuneScape).

Literally if you asked me to come up with a situation where the person has the least likely chance of ever being sober again, I'd come up with something less drastic than BMJs situation.

 

[MadStan]

Bossman will NEVER stop gambling. They might break him of his drug addiction, they might keep him from rat mom pussy, but bossman will always come back to the gamba

Of course you’re right; but I always wish someone the better side comes out. He’s be a better person without the gambling so I hope he conquers it. I also hope we colonize Venus too so you might call me a dreamer.

On another note I’d imagine people could offer him Pennies in the dollar for his game skins so he has one last gamba seasion today.

 

[Looney Troons]

He has enabling parents, the most enabling parents I've ever seen. An oscar-winning comedy could be written about him and his mom's relationship.

If he wants to ever get “better”, or have a shot at it, he has to leave his parent’s nest.

 

[Andy Bogard]

The maximum fine for a Class 6 felony is $2,500. (~2,250€)

Bossman can win that back within a few minutes so long as the games aren’t rigged this time. Those rats at stake are just trying to keep our man down.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

It takes such a very special brain to be sitting on year 9, almost year 10 of your 10 year probation for your suspended 5 year prison sentence and to have that be your absolute triple chuck it on all the crackarooski year.

Still a chance 10/17 comes and they don't felt him, but damn this guy loves playing with glowing hot crack pipes fire.

 

[Blackstar]

DAMN THAT FINGER NICE

 

[postfeetpls]

He gets rewarded for gambling and doing drugs by the people he surrounds himself with.

If he wants to ever get “better”, or have a shot at it, he has to leave his parent’s nest.

Bossman reminds me of that meth head StopSpeeding. I don't know if you guys remember him from the IP2 thread, he was a turbo degenerate IRL streamer. Traveling around with that faggot CaptainContent(or whatever, forgot his name) in his RV, with a bunch of other absolute bottom of the barrel degenerates like OnlyUseMeBlade, ChickenAndy etc.
StopSpeeding used to eat his own shit live for $5, fisted Attila's whore girlfriend's pussy on stream while Attila had his fist up her ass, passed out in gutters, was walking around cities puking, pissing and shitting himself like a zombie. By the end he was literally homeless, every penny he got from streaming went to dealers for meth. 10x the degenerate Bossman is. Everyone around him was the same. He had friends but they were worse than no friends in my opinion.
Speedy went to rehab, stopped doing drugs, got clean, lived in a group home, got a job helping other addicts. No idea where he is now and what he's doing, but I hope he's still clean and doing well.

Bossman can do it too if he really wants it. He can go to rehab, give himself time off streaming and start from scratch. If speedy did it, anyone can. For some reason Bossman doesn't want it. I think he needs to fall even further down and under, but he's not the type to go puking and shitting himself on the streets IRL, so the only way down for Austin is jail and prison.

>inb4

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Wonder what this is for.

 

[Looney Troons]

Bossman reminds me of that meth head StopSpeeding. I don't know if you guys remember him from the IP2 thread, he was a turbo degenerate IRL streamer. Traveling around with that faggot CaptainContent(or whatever, forgot his name) in his RV, with a bunch of other absolute bottom of the barrel degenerates like OnlyUseMeBlade, ChickenAndy etc.
StopSpeeding used to eat his own shit live for $5, fisted Attila's whore girlfriend's pussy on stream while Attila had his fist up her ass, passed out in gutters, was walking around cities puking, pissing and shitting himself like a zombie. By the end he was literally homeless, every penny he got from streaming went to dealers for meth. 10x the degenerate Bossman is. Everyone around him was the same. He had friends but they were worse than no friends in my opinion.
Speedy went to rehab, stopped doing drugs, got clean, lived in a group home, got a job helping other addicts. No idea where he is now and what he's doing, but I hope he's still clean and doing well.

Bossman can do it too if he really wants it. He can go to rehab, give himself time off streaming and start from scratch. If speedy did it, anyone can. For some reason Bossman doesn't want it. I think he needs to fall even further down and under, but he's not the type to go puking and shitting himself on the streets IRL, so the only way down for Austin is jail and prison.

>inb4 View attachment 6429472

Aware of the dude because I used to follow Blade. Had no idea he made that drastic of a positive change. That’s amazing. He’s the Brandon Novak of IP2 streamers. If that guy can do it, Austin certainly can.

 

[sum ting wong]

Do you only watch highlight reels of Austin or do you not follow him much in general? Austin is not a functional adult, he is barely a human at this point.
Even before the drugs, he was a lazy piece of shit waste of oxygen, now after years of unchecked vices, drug usage, and mollycoddling by his parents, he is barely a husk of a human who can barely hold his train of thought for longer than 10 seconds, does not have any life skills and is literally falling apart before our eyes.

I know all of that and my post was not saying he will do any of what I said. My point was more that him and the people in his discord are retards for thinking he can go to rehab and come back home and continue doing the exact same thing he's been doing just without the drugs.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

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Wonder what this is for.

Burning up your fingers on hot aluminum foil one hitters... Its always kind of surreal what a degenerate nigger Bossman is.

Lives in a 500k house, has no overhead and sometimes in possession of thousands of dollars, but using mama Peterson's aluminum foil for his main fix. Even most nigger crackheads actually use glass crack pipes.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

PROBATION RATS KEEPING THE BOSSMAN DOWN

 

[Gil_Ga_Mesh]

Seriously wonder how long it'll be until he shacks up with one of the simps and they get to see the cycle first hand

guessing you missed the Justin arc?

 

[AnOminous]

Speedy went to rehab, stopped doing drugs, got clean, lived in a group home, got a job helping other addicts. No idea where he is now and what he's doing, but I hope he's still clean and doing well.

Me too. As fucking degenerate and awful as he was he was about the only IP2 guy I didn't just wish death on. Godspeed, Speedy.

 

[Deranged Jew]

Burning up your fingers on hot aluminum foil one hitters... Its always kind of surreal what a degenerate nigger Bossman is.

Lives in a 500k house, has no overhead and sometimes in possession of thousands of dollars, but using mama Peterson's aluminum foil for his main fix. Even most nigger crackheads actually use glass crack pipes.

Even if not glass, they'll tear apart umbrellas and shit for the rigid metal and wrap it in some tape or whatever to keep the heat from burning their hands. They don't care about their lips though, they'll walk around with burns all over their lips like it's normal.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Burning up your fingers on hot aluminum foil one hitters... Its always kind of surreal what a degenerate nigger Bossman is.

Lives in a 500k house, has no overhead and sometimes in possession of thousands of dollars, but using mama Peterson's aluminum foil for his main fix. Even most nigger crackheads actually use glass crack pipes.

I remember seeing a clip on Kino Casino where he had a 500 or 600 dollar glass pipe, and he ended up knocking it over and breaking it in a fit of joy after getting ten free spins on a slots game. He's probably realized that it is inevitable that he'll break any glass pipe he spends money on, and having glass shards everywhere would make it very inconvenient to hunt for carpet nugs, so he's just given up, lol

 

[Sandy Peetz]

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DAMN THAT FINGER NICE

Ah the ol' boody finger. Save your fingers folks, use the end of a chopstick.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Chille he ain gwn git no bronco naw. More like dat dere pik up truk all dirty n sheet.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I assume Austin will go to Virginia's Recovery Court/Recovery Docket, I'm kind of retarded and don't speak English natively so I may be interpreting it incorrectly but I think this is the most likely scenario unless his prior convictions make him ineligible.

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