Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RaincoatWithAHat]

If Austin goes to jail, that means no more fun.

 

[Rungle]

So, uhh, what is that ERP warning about? Femoids don't really want that Bossman Dick, do they?

One day he'll make it big and then they will get the riches aswell.

 

[Elysian]

Imagine a Bossmanjack themed Majora’s Mask where it’s Bossman instead of the evil mask kid, Derrick Christmas instead of the Happy Mask Salesman and instead of the moon it’s a giant crack rock crashing into the strange gamba-themed realm you find yourself in. Instead of church bells in the final hours you hear police sirens.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

One did and doxed herself in a attempt to make Bossman look bad.

Imagine cozying up to God's wiggerest soldier and then he says "Damn that pussy sucks!" as he leaves to smoke crack, gamba, and have sex with older women.

Now that's some actually femcel shit right there. Even OPL didn't completely dismiss the Argie witch who wanted his bent duck!

 

[cybertoaster]

I was checking the virginia courts website to confirm when his next court date was and i saw this.

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Bossman violated his probation? WTF DUDE?! fucking RIGGED AS SHIT DUDE. FUCKING PROBATION RATS

Is he gonna jump? place your bets...

 

[whatever I feel like]

I am definitely not reading Bossman.sxt but did he really somehow fuck her mom? How did that happen? Did she give him her address? What is it...

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

dude if anyone has the clip of austin singing the jeopardy timer song I need it DESPERATELY

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

NotebookLM AI tries to make a podcast summary of BossmanJack

 

[Chongqing]

You are reading that correctly.
When you violate bond a couple of things can happen to you, but because he has a court date so close already they just set the violation hearing date to that and will discuss it all at once while the lawyer and everyone is scheduled to be there. This is very common.

So am I correct to think that he's not "on the run," as has been said?

Josh said Austin has "a warrant out for his arrest." Have we actually seen that?

I haven't seen it.

This thread moves so fast I can't find much information, but from what I can gleam, if nothing else happens, Austin is a free man until at least October 17th.

Unless there's some smoking gun that he's wanted in the police station right this second, I think he's free.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

So am I correct to think that he's not "on the run," as has been said?

Kiwi Farms is serious business, bro. No one would joke about something like that.

 

[Kees H]

Austin just played a CS2 game to someone who admitted to cheating in CS:GO years ago in Discord (it's recorded by other kiwis who are on the case of archiving it, I felt lazy today), and now he's back to not sure if his PC is hacked again by this fucking cheating hacking rat.

Flexing his Herman Miller Keffals chair some more.

 

[Oxyjen]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/170347/post-19028652

Christ almighty.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Bossman has given up. ;-;

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See you, Space Crackboy

If Chris Chan can bullshit through legal trouble to get back on the streets and onto the web, so can Bossman.

 

[FootballBuff]

Unless there's some smoking gun that he's wanted in the police station right this second, I think he's free.

He definitely has a warrant out. If he walked into a police station right now and said "put me in jail" they wouldnt tell him to "fuck off" and go home, he'd go to jail. If he got pulled over got uppity with the police and got his name run though the system, he'd go to jail. That being said his warrant is supposedly for bond violation and he has court in a month, so others have speculated theyre just gonna deal with it then. Which would make sense, the warrant isnt for him assalting someone or stealing anything, or anything violent so in their eyes theres no immediate threat of someone else being harmed. We (including the cops and prosecutor) all know what he's gonna do when he's not in jail, thats smoke crack and gamba in his room, so he's not a flight risk either, especially since he doesnt have a car.

All in all, I think we can expect about another months worth of Bossmantent before he goes in front of a judge and gets the book thrown at him.

 

[The handsome tard]

The image of bossmanjack getting the taser sounds too hilarious and now I want to see every lolcow getting taser-ed like its a gameshow just to see their unique reactions

From the same people that brought you "Kick the Autistic" comes the spiritual sucessor "Shock The Autistic"

 

[Kees H]

FALSE ALARM GUYS: THE CZECH GUY DID NOT REKEYLOG HIS COMPUTER

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

i miss jack so much xisters...the west has fallen...

 

[Kees H]

He definitely has a warrant out. If he walked into a police station right now and said "put me in jail" they wouldnt tell him to "fuck off" and go home, he'd go to jail. If he got pulled over got uppity with the police and got his name run though the system, he'd go to jail. That being said his warrant is supposedly for bond violation and he has court in a month, so others have speculated theyre just gonna deal with it then. Which would make sense, the warrant isnt for him assalting someone or stealing anything, or anything violent so in their eyes theres no immediate threat of someone else being harmed. We (including the cops and prosecutor) all know what he's gonna do when he's not in jail, thats smoke crack and gamba in his room, so he's not a flight risk either, especially since he doesnt have a car.

All in all, I think we can expect about another months worth of Bossmantent before he goes in front of a judge and gets the book thrown at him.

>If he got pulled over

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

He's gotta get his big buffords somehow

Its called getting ratdad to do it for him, duh

 

[FootballBuff]

From the same people that brought you "Kick the Autistic" comes the spiritual sucessor "Shock The Autistic"

Call it Taze the Tard