Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

I have no idea why you're expecting hard work from me. I've worked all day and I'm in relax mode.

I thought capias was not a bench warrant.

Still, I don't think it's a big deal and I don't understand why you're deeply upset enough to derail the thread.

I was corrected in a way that made sense to me and I apologized previously.

It's just a suggestion, I shouldn't backseat moderate.

Like I said, I don't find questioning this and then questioning the hostile responses to be that big of a deal.

 

[FootballBuff]

I have no idea why you're expecting hard work from me. I've worked all day and I'm in relax mode.

Its literally like half a dozen clicks dude. What the fuck do you do for work where 6 click qualifies as hard work that cant be done when in "relax mode"

Still, I don't think it's a big deal and I don't understand why you're deeply upset enough to derail the thread.

You derailed the thread you fucking moron. You and your irresistible retardation. You asked for info then question the veracity of any information placed in front of you. Youre worse than a liberal white woman.

I was corrected in a way that made sense to me and I apologized previously.

You can apologize by NOT being retarded.

 

[Chongqing]

What the fuck do you do for work where 6 click qualifies as hard work that cant be done when in "relax mode"

Very similar work to what I was being expected to do.

You derailed the thread you fucking moron. You and your irresistible retardation. You asked for info then question the veracity of any information placed in front of you. Youre worse than a liberal white woman.

I feel like you're just talking in circles.

I get it. You didn't like that. I apologized.

 

[DickMain]

Glock 9

i've been drinking and i fucking lol'd and snorted thank you so much. approved use for true thugging only

 

[FootballBuff]

Very similar work to what I was being expected to do.

Thats not hard work retard.

I get it. You didn't like that. I apologized.

Except you didn't, you aren't and I suspect you won't. You can apologize by not being fucking retarded, like I said.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

It's sad when they go young like that

WHEN THEY GO! IT WAS REVENGE FROM EVIL EDDIE AND STAKE

 

[AnOminous]

That's just because you guys aren't great at explaining due to your hostility.

Fuck off faggot, we're not hostile, kill yourself, cocksucker.

We are the goddamn nicest people in the world, you absolute piece of shit.

 

[DickMain]

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Fuck off faggot, we're not hostile, kill yourself, cocksucker.

We are the goddamn nicest people in the world, you absolute piece of shit.

ou don't mean this i'ts just the bossman injustice you're channeling bro it's not over bro please say it isn't over

 

[BrosefJumanji]

A Tec-9 mixed with a Glock 17. An unholy abominable bastard of niggerdom created by the mind of the blackest retard gorilla nigger @Chongqing

Worse than the blackest retard gorilla nigger. This mother fucker is the yellowest retard gorilla nigger.

How the fuck are you going to be an entitled bugman? Rook here rhite man! You awe wong about youw own raws and rays if you don't show me mountain of regar paperwork!

 

[The Stranger]

Austin just played a CS2 game to someone who admitted to cheating in CS:GO years ago in Discord (it's recorded by other kiwis who are on the case of archiving it, I felt lazy today), and now he's back to not sure if his PC is hacked again by this fucking cheating hacking rat.

Cowtippers are irredeemable faggots, but it would be kinda funny if someone made a simple script to copy-paste BMJ's messages back to him to make him think he's being keylogged again.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Bossman went live 20 minutes ago, ran it up to like $700 something, the video is only 11 minutes so you can figure out the rest.

This heat got the Boss delirious.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Bossman went live 20 minutes ago, ran it up to like $700 something, the video is only 11 minutes so you can figure out the rest.

This heat got the Boss delirious.
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>I need a vacation
Very poor and ironic choice of words, considering your warrant, Austin...

 

[draggs]

Right now Austin needs to be fucking the judge's mom so the warrant is withdrawn

Go stream from her house at least Bossman

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

Non-retards can also put information and definitions together to determine that the calibur of a Glock 9 is 9 milimeters

>calibur
>milimeters
Brother, ik you're challenged but the red squiggles under your text aren't decorative.

Honestly, how this man hasn't gotten himself a pink triangle is a miracle.

 

[Glowie]

Bossman went live 20 minutes ago, ran it up to like $700 something, the video is only 11 minutes so you can figure out the rest.

This heat got the Boss delirious.
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Literal heat and radiation from glowies whispering sweet nothings to his ear like "Hey boss man, go outside and buy crack and pay smugglers to get to Mexico~"

 

[bookers]

Maybe I'm crazy but I still have a feeling that nothing is going to happen to bossman.
I know he's been arrested before but like..
He just seems so immune to consequences.

Tomorrow is his meeting with his Parole Officer, right?
And we're all assuming he's going to go to jail from there because of the warrant.

But I have a nagging feeling that nothing is going to happen and he's just going to be streaming again tomorrow.

 

[poopinmy_line]

Maybe I'm crazy but I still have a feeling that nothing is going to happen to bossman.
I know he's been arrested before but like..
He just seems so immune to consequences.

Tomorrow is his meeting with his Parole Officer, right?
And we're all assuming he's going to go to jail from there because of the warrant.

But I have a nagging feeling that nothing is going to happen and he's just going to be streaming again tomorrow.

Lolcows have some kind of pure, unadulterated luck us mere retards can only dream of.

Very similar work to what I was being expected to do.

I feel like you're just talking in circles.

I get it. You didn't like that. I apologized.

Your apology means nothing, you autistic, pedantic fuckface. Please spare us your holier-than-thou sperging. You make Bossman look like he has a 150 IQ. And, look, Bossman is fucking your mother right now!

 

[W00K #17]

I won't be surprised if Bossman can stay on the run for a good while. Warrants like his aren't top priority. If he can avoid interacting with police in any way he'll probably be streaming for a decent bit.

Watch me probably be totally wrong within the next 2 hours though.

 

[triforce9001]

I'm a newfag here and a newfag regarding this guy too, but seeing those wholesome old family pics and then the way he treats his parents, it truly makes me feel sad for them. Maybe I don't know the whole picture though, maybe they don't deserve my empathy after all and I'll realize that if I dig deeper.

 

[FootballBuff]

I won't be surprised if Bossman can stay on the run for a good while. Warrants like his aren't top priority. If he can avoid interacting with police in any way he'll probably be streaming for a decent bit.

Watch me probably be totally wrong within the next 2 hours though.

If his PO doesnt pinch him he's definitely good until his court date. He literally does not do anything except eat big buffords, smoke crack, gamba, and rage in discord.

As for after that, Im not exactly sure what sort of Hearing he's scheduled for in October assuming its pre-trial stuff he'll probably stay in jail until he pleads or his case is done. Unless that is of course he uses his lucky lolcows foot.