Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[David Kirk Ginder]

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I have no words. Help me out here, what do I think about this?

Looking at the thumbnail, viewers can be forgiven if they thought this was Chibi cosplaying as Peach.

...it's not Chibi, right?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

That's definitely the ex gf you speds. The caption seems particularly insulting to her though, what did Adam mean by this

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

That's definitely the ex gf you speds. The caption seems particularly insulting to her though, what did Adam mean by this

Stinky gaijin
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This stinky gaijin, this... thing that used be my girlfriend... does not belong here?

Based comment if that was his intention.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I was 99% sure that was the ex-gf but I don't remember her looking so special needs. I'm now warming up to the idea they probably do deserve each other.

In fact, dare I say I hope Chibi proposes to her at Tokyo Game Show, or somewhere equally autistic?

 

[TapewormSalesman]

He really wore the shortest skirt he could find
That poor girl he's with must have encountered a few Chibi-branded panty shots

Pretty sure that's some kind of a skort/romper (skirt/dress with shorts sewn in), judging from the shape and length, so at least everyone was spared the panty shots.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I have no words. Help me out here, what do I think about this?

If I walked onto a train in Japan and saw this I'd walk out and take the next one. That is legit horrifying. Whatever it is.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

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I have no words. Help me out here, what do I think about this?

99% sure it's the Googly eyed ex due to the complete lack of hair. Chibi rarely ever had a completely clean cut face.

It's horrifying that most of us had a hard time telling if it was her or chibi though.

 

[Requiem For A Meme]

99% sure it's the Googly eyed ex due to the complete lack of hair. Chibi rarely ever had a completely clean cut face.

It's horrifying that most of us had a hard time telling if it was her or chibi though.

Collective facial blindness. Perhaps we were the real autism all along.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Collective facial blindness. Perhaps we were the real autism all along.

We are a Collective Consciousness of autists so to speak.

 

[Looney Troons]

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I have no words. Help me out here, what do I think about this?

There are reasons why xenophobia is still rampant within Japan. This is one of them.

The positives of this cosplay is that he’s fat enough that his tits fill out the bodice. The negative of this cosplay is everything else, including that he’s fat enough that his tits fill out the bodice.

 

[Gornery]

It's not chibi, it's that spasticated up to fuck ex girlfriend of his.

 

[Looney Troons]

My bad.

Either way, I honestly couldn’t tell. They’ve both aged so poorly that they both look similar.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Christ, I thought it was him at first too. She looks like a sock puppet

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

I swore it was him when I saw the picture but he did mention making a Peach cosplay "for a friend" some time ago

(ffs bro put a sheet on your bed)

 

[aochan]

Chibi living in japan saga when?

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Chibi living in japan saga when?

Chibi can't afford to live in tokyo so even if he got a place outside the tokyo ward he will find out pretty quick that the japs hate gaijin. Even the normal foreigners have a hard time integrating so good fucking luck to a huge sperg like chibi managing it.

so yeah do it chibi, it will be funny.

edit, also many apartments straight up do not accept foreigners because they think they just flee the country to avoid to rent. good luck dealing with that also

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Chibi living in japan saga when?

I fucking lol'd hard reading that.

Lmao good luck. Please try.

I'm reminded at the moment of an old encyclopedia dramatica article of a weeb chick who moved to Japan and wound up maybe a drug addict? Blond white chick, probably a live journaler or early youtuber.

I just see Adam having that same dead stare with make up running down his tear streaked cheeks trying to pretend life's better, mean while his later stage yakuza master is getting the hose ready.

 

[Squidman]

I fucking lol'd hard reading that.

Lmao good luck. Please try.

I'm reminded at the moment of an old encyclopedia dramatica article of a weeb chick who moved to Japan and wound up maybe a drug addict? Blond white chick, probably a live journaler or early youtuber.

Do you mean Venus Angelic? If so, yes she moved there and (mostly) due their lack of mental health care she's a psycho alcoholic with drug problems and it's believed that she's an escort (or at this point just a prostitute).
So good luck with your chronic sads, Cheebs. I don't think you'll be taking months off from work for your mental health in Japan.

 

[Marche]

Chibi living in japan saga when?

Its his time to shine.

 

[hfuenms83]

Chibi living in japan saga when?

Unfortunately it is just going to end up in a bunch of applications to Nintendo and Sega that will never get an answer since he already learned that he won’t go to Alihabara as a JET.