Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Personal announcement?

DIVORCE ARC INCOMING?!?

Not gonna lie, the divorce arc was exactly where my mind went too.

It is about time Kayla ditches the cuck and takes the kids to her parent's house.
Anywhere is better than in the cuck shed.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Thanks for the shout-out!

Your suspicion is obviously reasonable. Indeed, I suspect Nick of trolling Potentially Criminal with alt accounts.

For what it's worth, though, I enjoy laughing at Balldo Man as much as anyone else. I only discovered this site from watching Nick seethe about it.

In particular, I enjoy Nick's infuriating misrepresentations and half truths being mocked and satirised by farmers. Likewise, I find Kurt's misrepresentation of his experience galling. Any attempt to mock him in his chat gets you banned.

So when I stumbled on the case of him unsuccessfully trying to sue his employer, I couldn't resist making an account to bring the tale to a wider audience. I think it's funny because Kurt seems to have reacted to what should have been a minor career set-back in the the same comically counter-productive way he reacts to mild criticism from his chat.

Incidentally, I don't even wish Kurt any ill-will really. My main hope is just to have a few people laugh at him with me.

Considering that you're not in any way Nick Rekieta, as is evident from your post claiming that you are not Nick Rekieta, may I ask what specifically about Balldo Man you laugh at most? what things he seethes about that you find the most entertaining? what misrepresentations and half truths stand out to you the most? What parts of the case is he obviously lying about?

Can I also ask why you think his daughter tested positive for cocaine? do you think that Nick is a giant Cuckold who likes to watch Ricardo, Romaine and Aaron rail his wife from various corners? do you think he really is a faggot who made out with Camelot and tried to get it on with Gosney in Vegas or elsewhere? do you think that his wife's pussy is as absolutely destroyed as he claims? Is April a dumb gold digging whore? and is Nick leading April on until the case is over so she doesn't flip? is Nick a control freak who has deluded himself into thinking that we can't see straight through him? do you think that Nick a terrible Lawyer?

 

[demicolon]

Oh, right, he has "stuff" to do...

Holding my breath for the stream, you better deliver or I'm suing ya for malicious negligence.

 

[IncelLaw]

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"The story behind the story is tragic and difficult."

It's incredible that, after all the suffering Rekieta has inflicted on those around him, Balldo sees himself as the victim. His self-awareness hasn't even risen to Bart Simpson "I can help but feel I'm partly to blame" level.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Considering that you're not in any way Nick Rekieta, as is evident from your post claiming that you are not Nick Rekieta, may I ask what specifically about Balldo Man you laugh at most? what things he seethes about that you find the most entertaining? what misrepresentations and half truths stand out to you the most? What parts of the case is he obviously lying about?

I too would be very interested in this @IncelLaw be sure to fill us in inbetween your various assurances you "don't hate kurt" while dropping dirt on him and naming yourself "incellaw". I suspect you wish kurt a million dollars too but please, in detail, describe to us your best jokes about nick's daughter being coked up to the gills or how kayla has stated to a court of law the fact that she send her nudes (monagamously) to aaron

 

[Chongqing]

Not gonna lie, the divorce arc was exactly where my mind went too.

It is about time Kayla ditches the cuck and takes the kids to her parent's house.
Anywhere is better than in the cuck shed.

I wonder when was the last time Nick and Kayla shared a nice tender moment together as a married couple. It must have been a long time.

 

[not william stenchever]

Personal announcement?

DIVORCE ARC INCOMING?!?

IM COMING KAYLA BABY!!!

You got this, champ.

 

[East_Clintwood]

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Interesting how the cops have Aaron "dead to rights", but apparently have nothing on Nick, despite the ounce of coke, and the ketamine, the crack house and the tested positive for drugs kid.

 

[Vibralldo]

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"WAAAAH! This is my life, not some kind of TV show!"

He literally invented the genre of what he's complaining is happening to him

I have as much faith in him saying he has Aaron dead to rights as him saying Vic was gonna win, especially since the Minnesota police force frame people and can't be trusted. Right, Nick?

He even put in an awkward 9/11 joke in there, can't even avoid the bad comedy in a text post where he cries about how everyone is so mean to him for no reason!

Lolcow Nick is back, baby!

 

[not william stenchever]

Does this mean he finally scored some more yayo?

 

[daffodils]

Personal announcement?

DIVORCE ARC INCOMING?!?

When Nick makes a dramatic announcement, it's almost always a nothingburger.

When something actually bad happens, he will minimize it, ignore it, or pretend that nobody but him could possibly understand what's going on.

I'd love to be wrong, though, a divorce arc has great potential.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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what a complete faggot victim complex piece of shit. aaron is a retard, but nick is a malignant narcissist who still refuses to take any responsibility for the situation. "saddest time in my life" "real decisions cause real pain"---yeah, like having an ounce of coke in your house with 5 kids in it? fucking retard. i seldom get mati about this case but this statement really just rubs me the wrong way.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He had more comedic sense back then, like off the top of my head I remember he threw out a reference to CPAP machines because his then rival T. Greg Doucette of Lawtwitter used one and it was actually amusing. He also had some good bits about his fellow alcoholic Kevin Landau, and it wasn't just Drexel who made the Jack Murphy stream (his last really good one) funny. The comedy from Nick's streams though were always his ability to react to stupid filings or articles or videos, and occasionally his guests.

His comedy has really devolved along with his health because of drugs and alcoholism. All of his worst traits like running jokes into the ground (eg "balls or no balls") or going off on lengthy tangents are magnified to the point of being agonizingly stupid. This started to become a thing as his alcoholism took hold in 2022 and hit the point of pure stupidity by 2023. That's not to say he was ever a really funny comedian, but he was capable of getting in good jabs every now and then when reading a filing or news article or reacting to someone. As often gets stated, he is a walking anti-alcohol/anti-drug PSA, "this is your brain on drugs" personified.

See here's the thing though - I truly cannot remember a single thing he said on purpose that was funny. There were definitely funny moments on his older streams, but I would argue that it was in large due to his guests being able to carry a show and tell jokes, or get him to make funny faces. Even Ty Beard reacting to Nick showing him gross degenerate shit on stream was genuinely funny. I remember Ty seeing the Abby sex scene from Last of Us 2, and he left for awhile lol. I think a lot of the good moments were like that, and Nick himself had very little to do with it. Give us a show of just the guests, and it probably would have been way better even then.

But at least before his alcoholism got out of hand, he was at least able to keep a show going without completely flying off the rails.

Nick has hidden in his safe space until he thought he had the chance to punch down on someone people hate more than him.

This has been the essence of his comedy: taking shots at moral degenerates and leading a mob of mockery. Now Nick is the degenerate and he has no recourse to get the crowd on his side any longer.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

When Nick makes a dramatic announcement, it's almost always a nothingburger.

yeah while I'll hold my breath for the divorce arc for now, the announcement is probably something like "we moved the liquor back into the house guys!"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Imagine Nick being right, he would be smug about that for the next 5 years and bring it up to support his legal genius.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Thanks for the shout-out!

Your suspicion is obviously reasonable. Indeed, I suspect Nick of trolling Potentially Criminal with alt accounts.

For what it's worth, though, I enjoy laughing at Balldo Man as much as anyone else. I only discovered this site from watching Nick seethe about it.

In particular, I enjoy Nick's infuriating misrepresentations and half truths being mocked and satirised by farmers. Likewise, I find Kurt's misrepresentation of his experience galling. Any attempt to mock him in his chat gets you banned.

So when I stumbled on the case of him unsuccessfully trying to sue his employer, I couldn't resist making an account to bring the tale to a wider audience. I think it's funny because Kurt seems to have reacted to what should have been a minor career set-back in the the same comically counter-productive way he reacts to mild criticism from his chat.

Incidentally, I don't even wish Kurt any ill-will really. My main hope is just to have a few people laugh at him with me.

For fuck's sake. You named yourself "IncelLaw". With how much of a faggot you are you'd think you'd be better at gayops.

 

[Desktop User2]

This has been the essence of his comedy: taking shots at moral degenerates and leading a mob of mockery. Now Nick is the degenerate and he has no recourse to get the crowd on his side any longer.

"He did literal definition of the crime with the felony elements"

I wonder what Rackets would think of anyone caught with 26g of cocaine...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

also really fascinating that nick thinks that he's somehow winning because aaron might be enjoying prison or something. Nigga aaron's a retard and even if he gets screwed it would still be the consequences of his own actions, just like everything nick's experiencing now. everyone is just gonna laugh at both of them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

yeah while I'll hold my breath for the divorce arc for now, the announcement is probably something like "we moved the liquor back into the house guys!"

I am expecting some relatively innocuous announcement that he will make to 'le epicly troll' the kiwifags...

Locking in the guess that it is another change in his show format, and his schedule is 'FINALLY' clearing up from realz guys!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick has hidden in his safe space until he thought he had the chance to punch down on someone people hate more than him.

Unfortunately for Nick, outside of all the cuckold swinger stuff involving him and Our Wife, Aaron is a nobody to the large majority of us and most of us here are interested more in what Nick, Kayla and April will be forced to say or admit on the stand, what discovery will come out and how much more we'll be able to laugh at Nick (legally a cuck) because of it. We don't give a shit about "Nick's revenge", Aaron could get the book thrown at him and most of us here wouldn't care, who knows, he probably fucking deserves it.
Nick thinks that any win for him is a loss for the Kiwi Farms, it isn't. We would just prefer a bigger shitshow.