Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Happy Little War Painter]

Not sure how I feel about Aaron's case kiwisisters, I have it on good authority all the police and judges in that area are corrupt and will plant evidence in your home. It could happen to anyone really.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron's Omnibus was waived and a settlement conference schedule for December.

I cannot wait to hear Nick's in-depth explanation of this nothingburger.

 

[Pelican Bones]

"He did literal definition of the crime with the felony elements"

I wonder what Rackets would think of anyone caught with 26g of cocaine...

Either a) Nick is right about Aaron and he pleas to a felony (I laugh at Aaron) or b) Aaron walks out with basically nothing and this whole thing blows up in Nick's face like a Hezbollian pager (I laugh at Nick)

 

[Vibralldo]

I am expecting some relatively innocuous announcement that he will make to 'le epicly troll' the kiwifags...

Locking in the guess that it is another change in his show format, and his schedule is 'FINALLY' clearing up from realz guys!

The main victim of Aaron's crime Nick mentioned is Kayla

If Kayla left him, I guarantee he'd immediately stop acting like she was a victim of Aaron's crime and start treating her like Aaron, except calling her a home wrecking whore temptress that ruined poor innocent Nick's life by cheating on him and introducing cocaine into the house

(Unless he's only using her to get back at Aaron)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Either a) Nick is right about Aaron and he pleas to a felony (I laugh at Aaron) or b) Aaron walks out with basically nothing and this whole thing blows up in Nick's face like a Hezbollian pager (I laugh at Nick)

Sir, you can always laugh at Nick. To get Aaron he needed to admit to Aaron bring sent naked pics of Kayla,thus boosting Aaron's credibility in regards to the whole sorid affair.

 

[not william stenchever]

Sir, you can always laugh at Nick. To get Aaron he needed to admit to Aaron bring sent naked pics of Kayla,thus boosting Aaron's credibility in regards to the whole sorid affair.

And as an added bonus we get to laugh at Aaron too for pulling an Ethan Ralph and sharing shit he shouldn't have live on air.

 

[Desktop User2]

Aaron's Omnibus was waived and a settlement conference schedule for December.

I cannot wait to hear Nick's in-depth explanation of this nothingburger.

Since Aaron will probably walk away scot-free from these charges and I know how it must´ve really hurt Rackets that his wife´s body image was shared with someone else, I have an advice for him to emotionally cope with it: just imagine that Geno, instead of looking at her naked body, was railing her alongside Aaron; you might even have a coke limp boner out of it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Since Aaron will probably walk away scot-free from these charges and I know how it must´ve really hurt Rackets that his wife´s body image was shared with someone else, I have an advice for him to emotionally cope with it: just imagine that Geno, instead of looking at her naked body, was railing her alongside Aaron; you might even have a coke limp boner out of it.

No SEAN! SEAAAAAANN!

That is not TRUE! They have him dead to rights on the felony SEAN! I TOLD YOU SO IT IS TRUE!

 

[IncelLaw]

may I ask what specifically about Balldo Man you laugh at most?

I don't think I've ever read this thread without chuckling but @AnOminous's work is a stand-out. Especially his Amazing Spiderman parodies.

what misrepresentations and half truths stand out to you the most?

I know it's minor in the scheme of things, but pontificating about how easy it was to quit drinking and getting rid of all his alcohol stands out. When confronted with evidence of the piss test that occurred at the time of those streams (by my reading), Rekieta didn't even blush while shrugging it off.

A misleading half-truth that stands out is "I didn't get a CENT when my Grandfather died."

What parts of the case is he obviously lying about?

Describing his child custody case as "resolved" and implying he was exonerated is so misleading that I consider it a lie.

Can I also ask why you think his daughter tested positive for cocaine?

My personal opinion is that Balldo dosed her with cocaine as part of some Rickety Rackets Home Remedy.

do you think that Nick is a giant Cuckold who likes to watch Ricardo

He sure ain't "aggressively monogamous".

 

[Oxyjen]

Wow, it’s really comfy here on the kiwi farms law couch, I eagerly await the entertainment Nick is about to provide us. I might even dust off a bottle of Scotch for the occasion.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Will @MNPublicRecords drop some documents of potential public interest?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Wow, it’s really comfy here on the kiwi farms law couch, I eagerly await the entertainment Nick is about to provide us. I might even dust off a bottle of Scotch for the occasion.

He's not going to stream. Nicky never streams. He's too chicken shit to stream.

Because if he streams we'll laugh. He'd hate that.

 

[dustnight]

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Nick has hidden in his safe space until he thought he had the chance to punch down on someone people hate more than him.

This has been the essence of his comedy: taking shots at moral degenerates and leading a mob of mockery. Now Nick is the degenerate and he has no recourse to get the crowd on his side any longer.

Aaron's Omnibus was waived and a settlement conference schedule for December.

I cannot wait to hear Nick's in-depth explanation of this nothingburger.

>he's absolutely positive of the felony
oh this is gonna be a great stream

 

[bifftango]

I wonder when was the last time Nick and Kayla shared a nice tender moment together as a married couple. It must have been a long time.

I heard Kayla was more tender than usual as she and April Eiffel Towered Nick with strap-ons last night.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

>he's absolutely positive of the felony
oh this is gonna be a great stream

You just wait, Nick has a short term family emergency and has to cancel the stream.
His main topic just vanished.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

My personal opinion is that Balldo dosed her with cocaine as part of some Rickety Rackets Home Remedy.

Good thing that you aren't Nick Rekieta or this response would be massively self incriminating.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

You just wait, Nick has a short term family emergency and has to cancel the stream.
His main topic just vanished.

I know this is going to be the reality but I am so wanting him to down a few bottles and start up a pure rage stream.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Sir, you can always laugh at Nick. To get Aaron he needed to admit to Aaron bring sent naked pics of Kayla,thus boosting Aaron's credibility in regards to the whole sorid affair.

Agreed. Nick is still trying to win a battle in a war he's already lost.

 

[Lemondale]

did he punch our wife for leaking her nudes?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Aaron's Omnibus was waived and a settlement conference schedule for December.

I cannot wait to hear Nick's in-depth explanation of this nothingburger.

>he's absolutely positive of the felony
oh this is gonna be a great stream