Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[lindsayfan]

That looks fucking disgusting. It looks like it's been sitting out all day. Not just Jack, but the food too

bunch of yankees itt. tam's plate looks like an above-average soul food place. and yes, it's gonna be run by a chinese or vietnamese guy and yes the food is gonna be under hot lamps. and it's gonna taste like heaven because it's been swimming in a gallon of "kitchen bouquet" all day.

honestly tammy's plate in that video makes me homesick although then i realize ok, there's like 4,000+ calories on there.

good catch on jack not showing his plate. with the shaved head and the scooty-puff jack looks more and more like what he is, a special-needs patient on a day pass.



also throughout this video something that pissed me off:
jack has a single long, gross white hair sticking straight out from the side of his head.


you can even see it in the restaurant scenes:


never fails to disgust me how people so eager to appear on camera can't do basic grooming, although this one is really on tammy. given how LONG this hair is, it's clearly been there for weeks, ever since he first shaved his head. i guess i can understand why she would try to avoid ever actually looking at jack, but still. what is a "life partner" for if not to catch this kind of stuff for ya?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack reveals what he wants to cook with the remaining exotic meat

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Moose aren't elk. He should've used Elmo the Elk from Eek! the Cat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack reveals what he wants to cook with the remaining exotic meat

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Gator and elk. Not really exotic when you get down to it. And neither are his choices for serving them.

Both gator bites and elk burgers are close to being mainstream at this point.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Gator and elk. Not really exotic when you get down to it. And neither are his choices for serving them.

Both gator bites and elk burgers are close to being mainstream at this point.

Not to mention, the fact he wants to make an Elk burger reminds me of the disgusting Bison Burger he made back when he had two functioning arms.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm just waiting for the stroke to disable his other arm, so we can get Feeding with Tammy.

 

[Flonominal88]

I'm just waiting for the stroke to disable his other arm, so we can get Feeding with Tammy.

That’ll be the point where she gives up and hires a Jamaican nurse to take care of him

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That’ll be the point where she gives up and hires a Jamaican nurse to take care of him

The thought of Jack living out his remaining days with only the company of a succession of “DEI hires” brings a smile to my face.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Gator and elk. Not really exotic when you get down to it. And neither are his choices for serving them.

Both gator bites and elk burgers are close to being mainstream at this point.

Elk and Gator are just common enough where he could realistically get his hands on the product without much effort but still exotic enough that you don't see people eating it all around you.

It doesn't matter since neither of them will come out good. I am already envisioning him spitting out the gator meat because you literally cannot swallow reptile meat if it hasn't been thoroughly cooked.

That’ll be the point where she gives up and hires a Jamaican nurse to take care of him

The thought of Jack living out his remaining days with only the company of a succession of “DEI hires” brings a smile to my face.

If Tammy had any sense in her instead of dishing out more money to keep this tumor alive, she would instead do something smart like leave the door to the basement stairs open and let fatty wonder over there.

The authorities wouldn't be able to prove if he was pushed or not.

 

[Tiresome]

Elk and Gator are just common enough where he could realistically get his hands on the product without much effort but still exotic enough that you don't see people eating it all around you.

It doesn't matter since neither of them will come out good. I am already envisioning him spitting out the gator meat because you literally cannot swallow reptile meat if it hasn't been thoroughly cooked.


If Tammy had any sense in her instead of dishing out more money to keep this tumor alive, she would instead do something smart like leave the door to the basement stairs open and let fatty wonder over there.

The authorities wouldn't be able to prove if he was pushed or not.

"You'll spend the rest of your days looked after by a Jamaican nurse that your wife can't stand but who you call 'mama.'"

 

[AnOminous]

bunch of yankees itt. tam's plate looks like an above-average soul food place. and yes, it's gonna be run by a chinese or vietnamese guy and yes the food is gonna be under hot lamps. and it's gonna taste like heaven because it's been swimming in a gallon of "kitchen bouquet" all day.

That's fuckin bullshit, I've been in actual soul food places and the food was gorgeous, even the relatively ugly stuff like greasy greens. This is just absolute shit. You have piss poor taste if you think that shit looks good.

 

[densedance]

The authorities wouldn't be able to prove if he was pushed or not.

that fat fucking retard will probably outlive Tammy at this point.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It's incredible that he is still lying about maintaining the strict carnivore LARP. In any case, Fatty inevitably becomes sloppy with everything. He enjoyed those hoe cakes filled with SHUGAR as well as green beans filled with poisons that the useless FDA won't do shit about.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he is still lying

Multiple people seem to be on to him:




Also, someone asked about bulk orders (lol) on his merch. Look how fucking lazy he is:



There’s that entrepreneurial acumen that got him so far in business!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Multiple people seem to be on to him:

Plateaus don't last for months. Weeks maybe. A month on the outside if you're really not doing much but "months"? No. That means you're still eating more than you should and not exercising as often or as hard as you can.

And yes there are exercises Fatty can do with one arm & leg while sitting down.

Elk and Gator are just common enough where he could realistically get his hands on the product without much effort but still exotic enough that you don't see people eating it all around you.

That's why it's not really exotic and practically mainstream at this point.

Sure you can't pick it up at your local Walmart but you can get it at a decent butcher.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No way is fatty's blood sugar only 98 lol

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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Man it's so funny watching Rob's sarcastic trolling of Jackoff fly right over his patchy bald head AND he's a fucking mod of all things in Jerk's facebook hugbox group. That's just a cherry on top.
I know he has a wooden kiwi bird hung up on his kitchen wall and shouts this place out. But Rob if you read this, Godspeed you absolute lad.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I can’t imagine he has ever sold any of this ugly shit:

It looks like the screen saver a black woman receptionist would have during the mid-90s.

No way is fatty's blood sugar only 98 lol

It is if he takes insulin.

 

[biggacracka]

No way is fatty's blood sugar only 98 lol

Maybe 98% lmao

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Man it's so funny watching Rob's sarcastic trolling of Jackoff fly right over his patchy bald head AND he's a fucking mod of all things in Jerk's facebook hugbox group. That's just a cherry on top.
I know he has a wooden kiwi bird hung up on his kitchen wall and shouts this place out. But Rob if you read this, Godspeed you absolute lad.

Rob is the patron saint of this thread