Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Hey, I've seen this one before!
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Liquid Bossman vs Solid Bossman

Liquid Chris is an absolute goat. 1 man army. Love that man.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Since he has violated his bond, this is an opportunity for an a-log with balls to create the persona of Rat the Bounty Hunter and bring Bossman in.

 

[FuckYouBitch]

Judgement day, Godspeed Bossman, we hope to see you back soon

 

[FootballBuff]

i'd be curious to see his reaction to this https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58986354
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He literally does not care. He will simply just shout rigged from the rooftop of his house while simultaneously continuing to give them his money.

I was going back through the thread to find the best bossmanjack clips and theres a clip where he bet on green 0, its lands on it and stake just straight up ignores it, takes his money, changes dealers (idk what you call them in roulette theres no cards to deal) like they describe here and they juat move on with the game.

Care to take a guess what Bossman did after that? He continued to gamba, with how much he gambas I bet this shit has happened a lot to him during the time he wasnt sponsored. If i had to guess they probably dont actively rig the games againat the people they pay to gamba that would be counter intuitive.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lets hope if they ever do catch Bossman that the prosecution comes to it's senses and does the only reasonable thing.

Offer my man a coin flip.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I hope he streams today.

 

[Very Honest Content]

changes dealers (idk what you call them in roulette theres no cards to deal)

Croupier. The French love to make rat's mom's pussies squirt.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Lets hope if they ever do catch Bossman that the prosecution comes to it's senses and does the only reasonable thing.

Offer my man a coin flip.

I know just the guy for the occasion too...

 

[Man at Arms]

Maybe in RATS it would, in humans it shows up as proof of having fucked your mom

Lmfao very very accurate

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I know just the guy for the occasion too...
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What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

I DUNNO YOU STUPID RAT FUCK WHAT'S THE MOST YOUR MOM'S EVER CUM FROM ME FUCKING HER. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

what's up with oldfags being fags

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I know just the guy for the occasion too...
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"Call it, friendarooski"

 

[HadToMake4Features]

Lets hope if they ever do catch Bossman that the prosecution comes to it's senses and does the only reasonable thing.

Offer my man a coin flip.

Except bossman would win the first big flip and then unnecessarily flip again on a doubled bet

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Lets hope if they ever do catch Bossman that the prosecution comes to it's senses and does the only reasonable thing.

Offer my man a coin flip.

Okay 10 months prison let's bring it down come on... 5 MONTHS LET'S GO... COME ON COME ON... OKAY ONE MONTH PROBATION NICE DOOD! LET'S KEEP IT GOING... WHAT THE FUUUUCK ONE YEAR??? COME ON DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!! FUCK MY LIFE DOOD! Come on... come on... LIFE IN PRISON? FUCK MY LIFE DOOD I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE! I'M GONNA FUCK A DOOD... The legal system is fucking rigged dood... oh my fawking gawd...

 

[HadToMake4Features]

what's up with oldfags being fags

They don’t like when Null’s personal cow gets attention

 

[KingFrampt]

They don’t like when Null’s personal cow gets attention

I think it's cause you guys clog the thread with pointless non-contributive posts and questions personally

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Here is an archive of the bossman "finale" stream, an amazing stream full of crack paranoia and RATS BEING BTFO

I will have a local archive up when file uploads are working, for now you can access on

https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Discord/brunopowroznikkiwi/finale.mp4

and odysneed when its ready.

Thanks to @Flaming Dumpster and @Kees H for mirroring it for me

Something just so special about the first thing Bossman being able to come up with to combat someone talking about fucking his mom, is Are you really an adult talking like this in my discord?? while simultaneously air-fucking that dudes mom.

Its just so hard to argue with someone like that (someone who acts like Bossman).

No self-awareness is back on the menu.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

I know I know I've smoke some crack
I've been a degen to myself.
I thought that I could gamba like no one else
But now, through all the rage and crack
It's time for me to respect
The drugs you love mean more than anything
So, with sadness in my heart
Feel the best thing I could do
Is fuck a dewd and leave forever
What's smoked is smoked, it feels so bad
What once was juice now is lost
I'll never lose again
My sesh is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the crack is all mine
Can't live without the crack from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget gamba sesh
Because of that, it's felting me inside
It all returns to chips
It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to jacky
They just keep making me lose
Making me lose, making me lose

In my pipe of crack
I know that I could never smoke again
I've lost everything, everything

I just couldn't help to read this to some type of good charlote upbeat skatepunk melody and rythm.
Naturly I went to address the slop-machine with my concerns and it came up with this (1st try):

absolute banger!

 

[Poonocchio]

what's up with oldfags being fags

It's been a thing for a while now but usually they are in DM chains being furfags, ERPing, sending nudes and trooning out or something.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I hope he streams today.

Well that or we get bodycam footage