Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Are you saying he sucks dick for cock? And crack?

He sucks crack for cock.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

I HAVE ONLY ONE MOUTH AND I MUST LIE AND SUCK DICKS AND SMOKE CRACK!

I HAVE ONE HOLE AND MUST SMOKE POLE

And Nick was suddenly pulled erect. On the girder he stood up, jerked to his feet like a puppet. The light was now pulsing out of his eyes in two great round beams. The sound crawled up and up some incomprehensible scale, and then he fell forward, straight down, and hit the plate-steel floor with a crash. He lay there jerking spastically as the light flowed around and around him and the sound spiraled up out of normal range.

Then the light beat its way back inside his head, the sound spiraled down, and he was left lying there, crying piteously.

His eyes were two soft, moist pools of pus-like jelly. AM-Hole had blinded him. Kayla and April and me ... we turned away. But not before we caught the look of relief on Aaron's fat, very fat face.

Rekieta
Catch ya later
Anus, Anus, Anus

Shower callin'
And long haulin'
To the Glory Hole

Nick Rekieta
Says he hates ya
But he'll suck your pole

 

[AnOminous]

Incidentally, I don't even wish Kurt any ill-will really. My main hope is just to have a few people laugh at him with me.

I'd have posted it if I'd found it and I don't even dislike the guy.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Holy shit, Balldo managed to have his legal prediction proven wrong in record time.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Love the "kiwi farms lawfags were wrong and they're all so very angry" as if anyone on the website likes Aaron in the slightest or gives a fuck about what happens to him. It's a staple of the Juju crew. Ralph does it all the time too.

Then there's the crying over how hard his life has been and all the mean commentators are treating it like Game of Thrones. Boo hoo. Poor Nick. Woe is him. He definitely wouldn't jump at it the second it was someone he didn't like.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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I mean, most people agree that Aaron is a greasy sleeze ball shithead for sharing nudes of an ex (polycule) partner. He desrves the charges for being a massive retard.

But here's what intrigues me, what will Balldo claim as the reason for how his wife's nudes ended on another man's phone? A man who he was close to at some point. Is he going to claim that Aaron stole the pics from Nick's phone by coping them to a location that he could later download? Plausible, but barely so. Aaron doesn't strike me as the type of guy who is that desperate for wank material. Either way, it's a loose loose sittustion for everyone involved. Aaron got clapped with charges and everyone now knows that there were nudes of Kayla Rekieta floating around signal messages online (Alongside the locals riske pictures).

Anyways... @MNPublicRecords you got anything loaded up for tonight?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I mean, most people agree that Aaron is a greasy sleeze ball shithead for sharing nudes of an ex (polycule) partner. He desrves the charges for being a massive retard.

But here's what intrigues me, what will Balldo claim as the reason for how his wife's nudes ended on another man's phone? A man who he was close to at some point. Is he going to claim that Aaron stole the pics from Nick's phone by coping them to a location that he could later download? Plausible, but barely so. Aaron doesn't strike me as the type of guy who is that desperate for wank material. Either way, it's a loose loose sittustion for everyone involved. Aaron got clapped with charges and everyone now knows that there were nudes of Kayla Rekieta floating around signal messages online (Alongside the locals riske pictures).

Anyways... @MNPublicRecords you got anything loaded up for tonight?

Shared in a group signal chat, as per the documents. So he actually needs to explain just why nudes were shared in a group chat.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Rough day in the Balldo bunker.

Nick you’re stressed. Pour yourself a glass or two, sniff some of that sweet sweet nose candy (just a little won’t hurt), and have April work that limp noodle. You got this buddy. This stream is going to be amazing if you manage your stress. After all why shouldn’t you? The Scandinavian prudes are judging you, the Karen Farms are trying to knock you down, Aaron isn’t getting the felon… come on buddy you earned a little stress relief.

 

[AnOminous]

Regardless there was a noticeable shift afterwards. He started openly lusting after MANdy as 2022 went on, culminating in the "Fuck it, I'll sign your tits" declaration and him singing a love ballad to a 40 year old man pretending to be his high school crush.

And you know Nick silently, impotently seethes about that incredibly hard because it's the one thing he absolutely refuses to address, despite it being absolutely proven. He is a faggot. He got catfished by a DUDE. He serenaded a DUDE. PUBLICLY.

Seriously that ruled so goddamn much. Imagine his impotence, his weakness, his abjectly pathetic anger that can accomplish nothing, because nothing he could possibly say or do would erase his immense faggotry, his willingness to suck a dude's dick, that he put out publicly. MANdy. Lmao!

Even a lie-monger like Nick can't think up a single thing to make that look good.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Shared in a group signal chat, as per the documents. So he actually needs to explain just why nudes were shared in a group chat.

It was good, honest, and silly fun! Being named does NOT have to be sexual. No one cares!

- Nick (paraphrased from earlier ranta about nudity)

Also:

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I mean, most people agree that Aaron is a greasy sleeze ball shithead for sharing nudes of an ex (polycule) partner. He desrves the charges for being a massive retard.

But here's what intrigues me, what will Balldo claim as the reason for how his wife's nudes ended on another man's phone? A man who he was close to at some point. Is he going to claim that Aaron stole the pics from Nick's phone by coping them to a location that he could later download? Plausible, but barely so. Aaron doesn't strike me as the type of guy who is that desperate for wank material. Either way, it's a loose loose sittustion for everyone involved. Aaron got clapped with charges and everyone now knows that there were nudes of Kayla Rekieta floating around signal messages online (Alongside the locals riske pictures).

Anyways... @MNPublicRecords you got anything loaded up for tonight?

I think it's in everyone's best interests (on the farms) that Aaron take this to trial and not take a plea deal, so we can have Nick and Kayla take the stand and either perjure themselves or admit to everything single thing that the four of them did together in excruciating detail. I think this is a real winning strategy for everyone (on the farms) involved. Nick, there's no way this could go wrong for you, take Aaron down with you, Aaron if you want to make Nick's life miserable then force him to admit to being a cuck while on the stand. Going to trial is the perfect solution (for the farms).

Nick, it's the perfect Revenge against Aaron.
Aaron, it's the perfect Revenge against Nick.

 

[Pentamidine]

Love the "kiwi farms lawfags were wrong and they're all so very angry" as if anyone on the website likes Aaron in the slightest or gives a fuck about what happens to him.

The KF legal analysis is Aaron will plead to the misdemeanor and skate on the felony. Nick disagrees with this because he says the harassment element is DEFINITELY met, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard. In his mind, he's come up with a series of bad faith arguments and logic that could possibly lead one to conclude that Aaron shared the nude to harass Qayla. And to Nick, if he can come up with a harebrained argument, then he's definitely right and everyone else is stupid, and if he's eventually proven to be wrong it's just because everyone's cheating or engaged in a conspiracy.

Never mind that people are able to plead down things they are 100% provably guilty of all the time. Even if the prosecution is convinced that they can prove Aaron shared it to harass Qayla, they'd probably have no problem making a deal to plead down to the misdemeanor.

BTW - @IncelLaw is obviously not Nick. If Nick actually posted here, he'd try to get away with being someone else but the first time someone responded to him with a slight against Nick, he wouldn't be able to help himself but to go into a rage trying to defend himself. Nick absolutely could not type a sentence hypothesizing that he was dosing his kid with coke, even if he was trying to be undercover. IncelLaw is probably someone Nick sent here to drop stuff on Kurt as an impotent gayop to distract everyone.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think those emaciated twig arms are capable of physically transmitting the rage he feels inside of him.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE BOTH MY BALLS ARE STILL IN A CUCK CAGE!

But here's what intrigues me, what will Balldo claim as the reason for how his wife's nudes ended on another man's phone? A man who he was close to at some point.

A man who ejaculated in not just his wife's pussy, but also his anus.

IncelLaw is probably someone Nick sent here to drop stuff on Kurt as an impotent gayop to distract everyone.

Who cares who he is? The dox were legit and funny. If he tards out at some point then his identity becomes funny. I don't even care if it actually is Nick.

Nick, it's the perfect Revenge against Aaron.
Aaron, it's the perfect Revenge against Nick.

Fun fact, a retard like Aaron (who doubly cucked Nick with his wife and his butthole) has a better success record in court than Nick. So does Ethan Ralph. So does Dick Molesterson.

 

[TurdThrower]

My takeaway from this is Nick is desperately struggling with which ceiling cat to listen to. One of them is saying he loves to suck cock and he needs to suck cock and the other is also saying he loves to suck cock and needs to suck cock. Then there's a corner demon telling him no, you need to suck cock and smoke crack too.

And he's just really in a moral quandary where he doesn't know what to do with his mouth. Does he suck a glass dick? Does he suck a flesh dick? HE ONLY HAS ONE MOUTH AND HE'S AT DENNY'S! And if he somehow manages to suck dicks and smoke crack at the same time, how can he possibly LIE?

I HAVE ONLY ONE MOUTH AND I MUST LIE AND SUCK DICKS AND SMOKE CRACK!

It’s as if each pays for the other. Perfectly balanced.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick absolutely could not type a sentence hypothesizing that he was dosing his kid with coke, even if he was trying to be undercover. IncelLaw is probably someone Nick sent here to drop stuff on Kurt as an impotent gayop to distract everyone.

Pretty much why I called him out to do so. He's probably not Nick, even Nick wouldn't be stupid enough to to type out something like that (basically an admission), but he still comes off as a concern troll who's hedging on other things so idk, maybe gayops.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Pretty much why I called him out to do so. He's probably not Nick, even Nick wouldn't be stupid enough to to type out something like that (basically an admission), but he still comes off as a concern troll who's hedging on other things so idk, maybe gayops.

if we're wrong we're retarded for a few minutes. if we're right, nick seethes as he is easily found out or is forced to write things that just kill his ego to write.

 

[Strix454]

but this raises even more qusetions to my retard mind. first, how could that possibly have been dealt with today? would the conclusion of the omnibus really have been a gag order? that just sounds insane to me.
second, i don't see the point of aaron testifying. nick was caught with 25g of cocaine in his house and his kid tested positive. aaron claiming he did drugs in the past or whatever seems, to me anyway, immaterial to the state's case.
third, even if aaron did get put under some silencing or gag order thing or whatever (i don't know the legal terms), wouldn't there be an exemption for testifying in a criminal court? if anything, wouldn't it just silence him in the public sphere? which, i take it, was nick's more pressing concern, and that might indeed be part of the deal, which could be a minor W for nick.

1) A "gag order" in a case like this was unlikely to happen at the omnibus. Kayla could perhaps seek some sort of restraining order separate from the criminal trail process I guess.
2) There is very little reason for Aaron to testify given the charge and the nature of the case (drug posession). But if Nick or Barneswalker were to take the case in certain crazy directions, being able to call Aaron to the stand could be useful. Those directions wouldn't really be material to the possession, but they could make an impact with a jury and otherwise create a public record to make Nick look worse.
3) A court order by one state judge for a person to not be a witness in a criminal trial in the court of another judge would be crazy.

I dont think much of any of this stuff with Aaron. But I'm sure it was a useful win on the inside of the Balldo Bunker to improve morale of the girls if nothing else. I suspect his celebration stream over it is probably for similar reasons.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I dont think much of any of this stuff with Aaron. But I'm sure it was a useful win on the inside of the Balldo Bunker to improve morale of the girls if nothing else. I suspect his celebration stream over it is probably for similar reasons.

He never did a celebration stream over it. In fact, his current hiatus (three weeks and counting) started the day the news broke. He streamed the day prior and hasn't streamed since.

EDIT: Oh, you might mean the stream tonight as a "celebration stream". Maybe, but who knows. His announcement doesn't have a celebratory tone.

 

[AnOminous]

2) There is very little reason for Aaron to testify given the charge and the nature of the case (drug posession). But if Nick or Barneswalker were to take the case in certain crazy directions, being able to call Aaron to the stand could be useful. Those directions wouldn't really be material to the possession, but they could make an impact with a jury and otherwise create a public record to make Nick look worse.

Aaron may be an asshat, but if you have Balldo lying about the drugs, cops saying no, we totally found drugs, and Aaron saying yes, I know these were his drugs because he's a giant drug addict who constantly has drugs and I've done drugs with him too, no way Balldo wins.

He never did a celebration stream over it. In fact, his current hiatus (three weeks and counting) started the day the news broke. He streamed the day prior and hasn't streamed since.

He is a giant crying, cowering pussy.

Probably he's also so high on drugs and so drunk, out of absolute desperation at the shitshow that is his life, that he knows he couldn't even appear in public because he's just obviously wasted.

He's also probably sucking cocks furiously, one after the other, because he quit eating the single Dorito a day and now needs to replace the protein with sperm.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

BTW - @IncelLaw is obviously not Nick. If Nick actually posted here, he'd try to get away with being someone else but the first time someone responded to him with a slight against Nick, he wouldn't be able to help himself but to go into a rage trying to defend himself.

Or he’d sperg out the moment his sock account is criticized or people disagree with him.