DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NomineNemo]

DespairSydePhil is good in the moment but SmugSydePhil is the Phil that gives us such great gold dust. When he gets comfortable enough to just let all of himself flop out without any censor and lets his ego take the wheel is when you get moments like CalvesGate that we'll enjoy for days/weeks/months to come.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

This is coming back slowly. The bravado of 'I'm the king' is starting to wear thin if you listen closely. The reality of the documentary bubble burst is slowly setting in.
The only thing keeping a full blown meltdown in check, is the few whales he still has propping up the kings streak.
He said on Tuesday when the steak ended AGAIN. Quote: 'i'm not super upset or anything' he wasn't upset, he was fucking furious and you could see a slight realisation of the corner he's pinned himself into with the WWE champions thing.
Now he's pumping at min £100 into that on said stream. It's basically a bust for him and said as much.
I predict everything will become clear when KC return if they give Davina the cold shoulder, expect him to go full crazy ex on stream one day. He'll keep it cool for a while but he'll seethe just under the surface and one day he'll blow.

That Being Said pointed it out perfectly on today's episode. His current Shtick is a mess. He knows the king shit is done so now he's worked mass begging into the whole shtick. The whole Casino and Felted shit doesn't fit in in anyway to the shtick.

Not only that but he's massively extending the podcast currently and stalling it cause he knows the gameplay doesn't make him any money. We need to see what happens in the next few days to see what PPP and Warski do, that will determine the rest of a trajectory of this arc.

 

[Very Honest Content]

1. The lack of true fans means that the few guys who tip him will get more attention than just pouring their paychecks on a bigger, more popular streamer who likely has bigger whales than them. Some of the biggest Phil whales actually managed to control him to an extend, which I assume made them feel powerful.

2. The hatedom. Unless the lolcow is truly vile, there will always be people who support them out of a perverse desire to stick it to the haters. They want to "felt" people they perceive as bullies without actually getting in a confrontation with them.

3. Some people genuinely believe that Phil is their role model. His talk about how he does everything correct and others fuck him over constantly is very appealing to people who have the same outlook on life, lack of self-reflection and inability to change.

4. LARPers. They don't really like Phil and try to troll him. Some of them go too far and actually tip him. Pretty stupid. But also pretty rare nowadays.

5. And finally, we have the real outcasts. People who are disabled, undiagnosed or just plain weird.

Pretty good categorization, however, I think it's just different strains of the same autism, in order;

1. Paypigs, yes in a parasitic relationship with a pigroach, but still paypigs.
2. Deluded paypigs, at least members of group 1 have no illusions about their gay infatuation with Phil Burnell.
3. Dents in wheelchairs. Slayer is the king of them having ascended to category 1.
4. Deluded paypigs. snowcuck is the most persistent of them.
5. Lol-milk-cows, being cucks to a lolcow pigroach.

So basically, three different veins of cope from #1 paypigs, then literal #2 dented wheelchair watchers and outright other #3 lolcows herding with their bull lolcow out on the digital range.

There's also finsubs who love to be berated for their money. Kino seems to have a lot of them, and I'm sure Phil has a few too.

The "based" cope from this category of degenerate recently around Phil has been the most distasteful thing about the goutosphere for me this fall, like when CWC got weened to critical mass, bossmanjack speed ran this status too in less than a year.

FYI these are the same people who buy sonichu comics and ask Chris for shout outs.

's ruin everything applies to it all, yes. The number of spergs out and proud to be one now is astonishing.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

DespairSydePhil is good in the moment but SmugSydePhil is the Phil that gives us such great gold dust. When he gets comfortable enough to just let all of himself flop out without any censor and lets his ego take the wheel is when you get moments like CalvesGate that we'll enjoy for days/weeks/months to come.

SmugSydePhil is the greatest Phil detractor

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So how long before Phil inevitably slips up and accidentally reveals that he still has the DFTR account? He made a tell last night when asked a question by one of his dents about getting one of the new cards from the current event, saying that it wasn't on "this account" (the one he's been playing on stream). I mean, it's blatantly obvious that he still has the account, but it'll be entertaining to see him twist in knots to "prove" that it isn't the case.

 

[detractorzer0]

So how long before Phil inevitably slips up and accidentally reveals that he still has the DFTR account? He made a tell last night when asked a question by one of his dents about getting one of the new cards from the current event, saying that it wasn't on "this account" (the one he's been playing on stream). I mean, it's blatantly obvious that he still has the account, but it'll be entertaining to see him twist in knots to "prove" that it isn't the case.

His story is that he sold the account, got a new one and now has another just for streams because....reasons. Even if he sold DFTR, he still has two accounts that he spends money on.

 

[myone]

So how long before Phil inevitably slips up and accidentally reveals that he still has the DFTR account? He made a tell last night when asked a question by one of his dents about getting one of the new cards from the current event, saying that it wasn't on "this account" (the one he's been playing on stream). I mean, it's blatantly obvious that he still has the account, but it'll be entertaining to see him twist in knots to "prove" that it isn't the case.

Keep up, he admits to having a personal account where he still whales out on. It's just not DFTR.

I'll have you know, DSP is an expert liar.

 

[Grease Fountain]

So how long before Phil inevitably slips up and accidentally reveals that he still has the DFTR account?

He did almost immediately: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wwe-champions-general.65126/page-559#post-19266745

 

[Coke Zero]

So how long before Phil inevitably slips up and accidentally reveals that he still has the DFTR account? He made a tell last night when asked a question by one of his dents about getting one of the new cards from the current event, saying that it wasn't on "this account" (the one he's been playing on stream). I mean, it's blatantly obvious that he still has the account, but it'll be entertaining to see him twist in knots to "prove" that it isn't the case.

He could easily just show the new account name or show proof that he sold DownFromTheRafters. It's telling that he's quick to offer up evidence when he's being honest or thinks he's in the right, but when he's lying he can't ever produce a single shred of evidence to back him up.

Also conveniently just like the old totally not phil "TheyCallMeDSP", the new DownFromTheRafters account owner has no problem with everyone believing he is dsp and won't be offering any proof on his end that he's not dsp and he probably also takes offense to detractor memes in whatever discord or app he's currently in.

 

[PieceofShet]

He did almost immediately: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wwe-champions-general.65126/page-559#post-19266745

I totally missed that video. It is in fact a confession.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

You'd have to be an idiot to believe he doesn't still have the DFTR account. Makes sense that his dents trust him.

 

[arrivefriday]

LTG’s final DM to Phil was unironically hilarious. I never laugh out loud to Phil’s content but hearing DSP read that shit like it wasn’t a hilarious and degrading burn to him, was authentic comedy.

DSP managing to look like one of the biggest pussies ever in every situation has to be some kind of super power, mentioning e-thuggery, and how it's actually a threatening DM is truly the peak of DSP interactions. And then we have the weird racist undertones through this whole LTG-arc, you really can't write stuff like this.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

All jokes aside who do you think would win in an actual sf6 set between LTG and DSP?

DSP:
+ lots of experience in street fighter
+ abuses top tiers
+ king/kc confidence boost
+ biggest and strongest calves in streaming
- retarded and drunk old man reflexes
- doesn't understand frames and will mash
- instantly loses when getting shmixed or downloaded

LTG:
+ broader experience with more fighting games, notably has much better fundamentals
+ abuses zoning and cheese strats
+ JP/Marisa main, both historically difficult matchups for phil
- also retarded
- dashboards instead of learning shit
- chimps out and would get tilted over a single lost round
- documented chicken legs

both are master rank, which according to phil is the ONLY measure of skill in sf6. For the sake of argument let's assume they have identical hexagonal foam pads and rgb lighting, because that gives Phil an unfair advantage.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

All jokes aside who do you think would win in an actual sf6 set between LTG and DSP?

DSP:
+ lots of experience in street fighter
+ abuses top tiers
+ king/kc confidence boost
+ biggest and strongest calves in streaming
- retarded and drunk old man reflexes
- doesn't understand frames and will mash
- instantly loses when getting shmixed or downloaded

LTG:
+ broader experience with more fighting games, notably has much better fundamentals
+ abuses zoning and cheese strats
+ JP/Marisa main, both historically difficult matchups for phil
- also retarded
- dashboards instead of learning shit
- chimps out and would get tilted over a single lost round
- documented chicken legs

both are master rank, which according to phil is the ONLY measure of skill in sf6. For the sake of argument let's assume they have identical hexagonal foam pads and rgb lighting, because that gives Phil an unfair advantage.

Kind of hard to say since I don't really pay attention to LTGs streams, but he did go 6-10 with viscant, DSPs track record against pros isn't exactly the best in the world. On top of that he's pretty bad at adapting to new strategies if someone manages to download his playstyle.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

All jokes aside who do you think would win in an actual sf6 set between LTG and DSP?

DSP:
+ lots of experience in street fighter
+ abuses top tiers
+ king/kc confidence boost
+ biggest and strongest calves in streaming
- retarded and drunk old man reflexes
- doesn't understand frames and will mash
- instantly loses when getting shmixed or downloaded

LTG:
+ broader experience with more fighting games, notably has much better fundamentals
+ abuses zoning and cheese strats
+ JP/Marisa main, both historically difficult matchups for phil
- also retarded
- dashboards instead of learning shit
- chimps out and would get tilted over a single lost round
- documented chicken legs

both are master rank, which according to phil is the ONLY measure of skill in sf6. For the sake of argument let's assume they have identical hexagonal foam pads and rgb lighting, because that gives Phil an unfair advantage.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Dale is far better at fighting games but ironically much worse at other games than Phil. Dale also has a much higher tendency to rage quit to dashboard if things aren't going his way. Dale barely plays SF6 so Phil has an advantage there. It's honestly hard to say but a Dale chimpout over losing to Phil would be funnier imo.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

All jokes aside who do you think would win in an actual sf6 set between LTG and DSP?

DSP:
+ lots of experience in street fighter
+ abuses top tiers
+ king/kc confidence boost
+ biggest and strongest calves in streaming
- retarded and drunk old man reflexes
- doesn't understand frames and will mash
- instantly loses when getting shmixed or downloaded

LTG:
+ broader experience with more fighting games, notably has much better fundamentals
+ abuses zoning and cheese strats
+ JP/Marisa main, both historically difficult matchups for phil
- also retarded
- dashboards instead of learning shit
- chimps out and would get tilted over a single lost round
- documented chicken legs

both are master rank, which according to phil is the ONLY measure of skill in sf6. For the sake of argument let's assume they have identical hexagonal foam pads and rgb lighting, because that gives Phil an unfair advantage.

I think Phil wins on SF6 without much effort. Despite what people say, Phil is an above-average level player. As in, if you were to play with your friends who only played SF2 when you were kids and haven't touched any other games aside FIFA or GTA, Phil would look like a master and a pro. He does know the fundamentals of Street Fighter, the thing is that he's nowhere near as good as he thinks he is. He is not pro-level and he certainly can't adapt or hang with actually good players. With that in mind, I'm sure he'd beat LTG without much problem, which is why he insists on playing SF6 exclusively.

However, if they were to play another game, like Tekken 8, MK1 or Smash (or even SF4 and SF5), LTG wins without much effort simply because LTG plays other games and isn't stuck just on one. Even if he sucks at those aswell, he can at least play them, which is more than we can say about Phil, who tries to play every fighting game like it's Super Turbo. It would have been funny if LTG accepted but they only played other games that aren't SF6 just to see Phil try to back out.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP would win in MvC2 I'm pretty sure. I clicked on a LTG restream and he was getting washed by random dudes while unable to do anything besides projectile spam and rage quit a shit ton.

But ya LTG would win for free in everything outside of that or SF2/6 probably.

 

[GodModule]

All jokes aside who do you think would win in an actual sf6 set between LTG and DSP?

DSP:
+ lots of experience in street fighter
+ abuses top tiers
+ king/kc confidence boost
+ biggest and strongest calves in streaming
- retarded and drunk old man reflexes
- doesn't understand frames and will mash
- instantly loses when getting shmixed or downloaded

LTG:
+ broader experience with more fighting games, notably has much better fundamentals
+ abuses zoning and cheese strats
+ JP/Marisa main, both historically difficult matchups for phil
- also retarded
- dashboards instead of learning shit
- chimps out and would get tilted over a single lost round
- documented chicken legs

both are master rank, which according to phil is the ONLY measure of skill in sf6. For the sake of argument let's assume they have identical hexagonal foam pads and rgb lighting, because that gives Phil an unfair advantage.

In a FT10? LTG easily. Hell, any competent player would beat DSP in FT10 since his flowchart is so predicatable.

 

[Smokeski]

Evidently Phil "sold" the account who sold it to someone else, who sold it to someone else. A guy tipped saying he should get the DFTR account guy on and phil came up with this whopper.