Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Fapcop said:
Pooner logic:

“If I use a product marketed to men, to deal with the monthly result of my very feminine anatomy, it makes it more manly!”

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Lady, you may be able to trick yourself for a short short time, but you can’t trick your uterus. And you sure as fuck won’t trick the checkout guy/girl when a 5 foot tall lil’ pooner asks for “da man guards!” In a high pitched frog voice.
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Late but I want to say it:
It's not the function.
It's not the quality.
It's not use case.
BUT IT IS IMPERATIVE
THAT THE PRODUCTS I USE
ARE MARKETED
TO WHAT I CLAIM TO BE

It's the "pink razors are more expensive, THE PINK TAX" shit again.
Just buy the other ones.
BUT I CAAAAAN'T, THEY'RE NOT MARKETED TO MEEEE
 
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It never fails…

Pooner mentions something about “passing reliable” or “nobody knows!”
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Click on her profile and surprise surprise!
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Regular looking lesbian woman with autismo stare.

(If one of you feels like doing some digging, there may be horror-lulz here. Pooner, married with two kids. Met husband on WoW back in the day. Trooned out a year or two ago.)
 
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bouquetnine said:
Ana___fox / SashaFox
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"I moved to another country to get my cummies, got scammed, beaten, and now I'm afraid for my life." Link
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Socials have been quiet for all of 2024. Looks like we have a case of 41%.
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Call me cynical, but this smells of bullshit. Why on earth would you move to a place where you’ll be killed? Why wouldn’t you say which country it is? Someone might be near enough to help. And then an ominous final message. Either it’s fake or the troon has mental health issues that go way beyond thinking he’s a woman.
Fapcop said:
It never fails…

Pooner mentions something about “passing reliable” or “nobody knows!”
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Click on her profile and surprise surprise!
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Regular looking lesbian woman with autismo stare.

(If one of you feels like doing some digging, there may be horror-lulz here. Pooner, married with two kids. Met husband on WoW back in the day. Trooned out a year or two ago.)
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I love the bit about how he has to come out to his family. Just this awkward conversation explaining that his wife is a man and always has been, so that means he’s gay and always has been. And everyone in the room except the pooner knows exactly what’s going on, and Mom and Dad will weakly congratulate him on discovering his true self, and everyone except the pooner knows that the relationship has a matter of weeks.
 
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Fapcop said:
If one of you feels like doing some digging, there may be horror-lulz her
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Faceapp strikes again. LOL.
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She also doxed herself on Reddit. To be honest I'm not sure if she is truly autistic or just a bit uh, low IQ. From her photos she seems to be a bit dim, to put it nicely. Sorry, Sasha Danielle Seifert.

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Edit: Old insta. She used to be a Beach Body MLM gal. But normal looking, to be honest. Kinda sad that she'll break up her family for her delusion.
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Sean Andalou said:
Dayum.
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Slight power level: Looks a lot like me (male) at the age of eleven.
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Yeah, from the stillshot this could pass as a young, effeminate man. However, it's it motion and voice that the truth ALWAYS reveals itself for the sad lil' pooners.
 
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Slideshow Bill said:
The author of this post is a TIM. This is tranny on tranny violence. The profile picture felt troony to me and I was right. I can always sniff out frauds.
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Oh yes I'm aware it's a troon. I love the coping in the notes of everyone going "haha well I am certainly not one of THOSE queers. For I have an original and interesting personality," as they recline on a tower of Pokemon plushies.

Incredible essays are being written in the tags too:
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I'mma be real, chief. Ain't nobody reading allathat

And OP is quite the specimen:
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behindyourightnow said:
Do these people really not realize that the idea of taboo, and doing something you wouldn’t do in real life, is a huge component of many sexual fantasies? The departure from everyday restraints is the whole point.

Like, there are porn and erotica subgenres dedicated to everything from fucking your stepsiblings to being fucked by literal monsters. Only a small number of the people who like that shit would actually want to try out anything related to their fantasies in real life.

And even among the people who do want to act out a weird sexual fantasy, it will almost always be a controlled, limited thing with boundaries and a beginning and an end. A guy who wants his girlfriend to dress up like Harley Quinn for his birthday doesn't want his girlfriend to stay in character and start murdering children. A person who wants to explore a fantasy about being restrained and roughed up doesn't want to get flown out to a CIA black site and waterboarded. Likewise, the very small minority of men who might ever want to live out their "tranny porn" fantasies still want the tranny to go away afterwards.

But trannies can’t separate porn and fantasy from real life, so they think no one else can either.
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It is well known that Lord Ye had a particular love for dragons. Ye's house was "covered" in dragons - designs, paintings, carvings - whether on his weapons, bed linen, chairs or walls.
On hearing about Ye's passion for dragons, a celestial dragon was so moved that it decided to honor Ye by paying him a visit. So, it descended to earth and stuck its head into Ye's bedroom window, while the other half of its body swayed in the hall.
The scene that accompanied the dragon's descent to earth was magnificent: dark clouds rolled across the sky, lightning flashed and thunder boomed. The earth shook and a heavy downpour almost devastated the city.
Ye, the dragon lover, was far from flattered. On the contrary, he was so frightened by the dragon's visit that he took to his heels and ran away as fast as he could.
What Lord Ye loved was not the real dragon, but something that merely looked like a dragon.
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bouquetnine said:
Ana___fox / SashaFox
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"I moved to another country to get my cummies, got scammed, beaten, and now I'm afraid for my life." Link
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Socials have been quiet for all of 2024. Looks like we have a case of 41%.
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Let's assume this is real. I don't think 41% is what's going on here. This looks more like:

Tweet 1:
OJ said he's going to kill me

Tweet 2:

OJ is actively trying to kill me

Tweet 3:

This is OJ Nikole (notice the name spelled SaCha in the tweet but SaSha in the username) and I'm fine. Don't look for me or OJs gloves that definitely don't have blood on them.

April fools!!!
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Call me cynical, but this smells of bullshit. Why on earth would you move to a place where you’ll be killed? Why wouldn’t you say which country it is? Someone might be near enough to help. And then an ominous final message. Either it’s fake or the troon has mental health issues that go way beyond thinking he’s a woman.

I love the bit about how he has to come out to his family. Just this awkward conversation explaining that his wife is a man and always has been, so that means he’s gay and always has been. And everyone in the room except the pooner knows exactly what’s going on, and Mom and Dad will weakly congratulate him on discovering his true self, and everyone except the pooner knows that the relationship has a matter of weeks.
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Pooner (or tranny) lack of awareness will never stop being funny to me.

The lil’ dude of course assumes that her relatives totally didn’t recognize her because “testosterone magic” or whatever.

When anyone with an ounce of social skills would realize that it’s more likely that they did recognize her, but were so mortified and angry that they pretended they didn’t.

You go to McD because you’re hungry, see the pooner who is divorcing your nephew and is causing hell for the kids. Are you really going to go “Hey Stephanie! How are ya?!” Or just look down, get the awkward situation over as fast as possible and try not to get too angry before lunch?

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Edit: Old insta. She used to be a Beach Body MLM gal. But normal looking, to be honest. Kinda sad that she'll break up her family for her delusion.
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Even in those pics you see that empty autism stare though.

And meeting her husband on WoW?

Autism takes another tomboy into pooner land.
 
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Fapcop said:
The lil’ dude of course assumes that her relatives totally didn’t recognize her because “testosterone magic” or whatever.

When anyone with an ounce of social skills would realize that it’s more likely that they did recognize her, but were so mortified and angry that they pretended they didn’t.

You go to McD because you’re hungry, see the pooner who is divorcing your nephew and is causing hell for the kids. Are you really going to go “Hey Stephanie! How are ya?!” Or just look down, get the awkward situation over as fast as possible and try not to get too angry before lunch?
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Or they just didn’t notice because they haven’t seen her for a while, they didn’t know she was there and how much attention do you pay to the person who hands you your burger?
 
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