Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Paranoia Machine]

Don't despair yet bros. Prisons are known for having illegal gambling. Now instead of fighting a wall or door when he loses he gets to fight The Aryan Brotherhood, The Latin Kings, The Bloods, and The Crips!

Next seasons' gamba sessions are going to be more adrenaline packed now, with MUCH higher stakes.

 

[MadStan]

We feast tonight.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Don't despair yet bros. Prisons are known for having illegal gambling. Now instead of fighting a wall or door when he loses he gets to fight The Aryan Brotherhood, The Latin Kings, The Bloods, and The Crips!

Next seasons' gamba sessions are going to be more adrenaline packed now

Prayge that Bossman doesn't start gambling cigarettes on credit... That's how bad things begin.

Quantavious is a fucking scammer! Shit is rigged and he just wants to see me lose it all, he flips the switch on these prison dice bro! I owe so many ciagerettes man, I fucking hate my life! Oh hey Quantavious... no I don't have your cigs man...

 

[ToRRaC]

Some potential cell buddy's for bmj, I think B could be a fun option

 

[Looney Troons]

Hey guys, maybe while Austin is in the clink, he’ll learn a new song or two to repeatedly play on stream once he’s among us free men again!

 

[Moonglade Feral Druid]

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A would make for a better biopic, no?

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

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mickey mouse looking ass lmao

 

[Zertes]

this guy used to show up in keno kasino chat and constantly say shit like "oh I sure hope the IRS doesn't find out about bossman's gambling!" "it would sure be a shame if someone reported him to the IRS!", stick to DSP son it's more your speed

Total DSP Detractor Victory
Total Bossman Fan Defeat

DSP outlives another one

 

[CEO of Gay]

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It's so fucking over now

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That didn't take very long. I was hoping for it to go for at least a week, so we could get some stories about the retarded shit he did to evade the cops.

It also would have been funny as fuck if he turned himself in because he was wet, cold, tired, and hungry, and decided that jail was the better option than being chased away from the bridge he was trying to sleep under by a hobo with a shiv.

 

[bossmanrosstherat]

Fuck my life, have a goodnight kenobros.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention.

 

[BigUUUU]

Fuck my LIFE DEWD, OH MY GOOOD!!! NOOOO, DUDE, I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!
*Drywall smashing noises*

 

[BigUUUU]

So rigged, dude, so rigged.

 

[geek_bait]

that Smashing Pumpkin video on the front page is AI bossman right?

it's so good!

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I hope Bossman Cracks long suffering parents take this opportunity to fix the drywall, fit a new door, clear out his hovel. Then move. And leave no forwarding address.

 

[Drax Rax]

Finally, the souls of all our lost keyboard brethren have been avenged. Each and every victim, mechanical and membrane alike, may finally rest in peace. The final soldier, The One That Shan't Be Maimed, succeeded where all others had been slain in vain (and greed). I dare call this a special occasion. Let us all take this opportunity to remind our keyboards just how much we love them.

#KEYBOARDLIVESMATTER

 

[|o|]

Total DSP Detractor Victory
Total Bossman Fan Defeat

DSP outlives another one

He’s still alive, tard. Go back to your dead DSP chat where you can watch @Very Honest Content talk with himself

 

[BrosefJumanji]

A would make for a better biopic, no?

I'd rather Bossman's biopic not be a faggot porno tailored to your sexual fetishes.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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(Random prediction based on hundreds of police bodycam vids)
That first dude looks like he just killed his pregnant gf, screamed FO WHA during the arrest, had a suspended license and gave a fake name

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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It's so fucking over now

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Hope he finally gets clean and turns his life around, tired of watching this guy throw everything away