DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So, let me get this straight...

* Phil sold the TheycallmeDSP account to someone else (even though a market for these accounts seems to be non-existent) after spending a few thousand bucks (this was during the time he was crying poor the hardest btw)
* The person who bought the account requested a name change to GunShow (forgot the actual name) and finally to DownFromTheRafters because he was getting harassed by people who thought this was Phil
* At no point during all this Phil ever considered telling people he had sold his WWEC account
* The new owner of DFTR then spent tens of thousands of dollars on the account, somehow always matching play times with Phil's streams, keeping the log-in streak and overall keeping the exact same patterns Phil had
* This new owner for whatever reason then sold the account after spending tens of thousands on it
* The now third owner not only decided to buy an account that is infamous due to it being linked to Phil, none of the new users ever changed their clans or anything that could indicate this is a different person
* For some reason, Phil kept contact with the second owner, who informed him of a third owner

Sound good?

It's been said before, but one of Phil's biggest problems when he lies is that he assumes the rest of the world is as fucking retarded as he is. At no point he ever considers that anyone being skeptical of this story is perfectly normal because it raises more questions than it answers. He could have just said that he sold it and that was that, but since people asked for him to bring the new DFTR into the show, he had to make a new lie that only makes him look more suspicious.

How so? Got clips?
He basically said that he got more attention because of them and that is now over. In classic Phil fashion, instead of thanking them for the boost, he blames them for losing it.
 
Phasitive holding the gameplay from the dents to a $5 tip.

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He talks to his audience like an over-enthusiastic manager of a corporate department store who has deluded himself into thinking that the workers give a single shit about profit margins.

Do the citizens of this North Korean simulator actually get excited about someone becoming the top tipper or the KING STREAK?
 
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The king is becoming desperate
 
All jokes aside who do you think would win in an actual sf6 set between LTG and DSP?

DSP:
+ lots of experience in street fighter
+ abuses top tiers
+ king/kc confidence boost
+ biggest and strongest calves in streaming
- retarded and drunk old man reflexes
- doesn't understand frames and will mash
- instantly loses when getting shmixed or downloaded

LTG:
+ broader experience with more fighting games, notably has much better fundamentals
+ abuses zoning and cheese strats
+ JP/Marisa main, both historically difficult matchups for phil
- also retarded
- dashboards instead of learning shit
- chimps out and would get tilted over a single lost round
- documented chicken legs

both are master rank, which according to phil is the ONLY measure of skill in sf6. For the sake of argument let's assume they have identical hexagonal foam pads and rgb lighting, because that gives Phil an unfair advantage.
I'm going with LTG solely because there would be a very large chance that Phil would call him a nigger if he loses.
 
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so what will be the new cope when he doesn't meet this new goal? and will he have a meltdown if he gets $1 in tips and $199 in superchats every day for a week? Will he berate the inevitable retard who sends him a $50 superchat asking him to spend it on wwec pulls? he's especially manic tonight, losing the streak 2 days in a row really shook him.

also noticed how gray his chat is now that the argentina stuff has calmed down for a bit lol only 672 and jayde are retarded enough to actually pay for shit themselves
 
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Philbert hurt that people don't contact him personally, and pissy that they don't bring these collab plans up with him in private out of view of the dents/tractors so that he can play games negotiating and have no public pressure on him.

Guy wants $400 a day now that is so crazy
So is that indicative that he was getting about $50 in superchats on average?

Confirmed 50-100 in superchats a stream. Holy fuck he sperged out about that, stupid dent don't you konw I want your money? I'm not gonna ask for LESS money idiot. Beautiful.
 
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Guy wants $400 a day now that is so crazy
He wants to get paid $50 an HOUR! That's BEFORE tax, keep in mind. What kind of jobs pay that much?

- Radiology techs - $59.22
- Registered Dental Hygienist - $65.80
- Registered Nurses $49.32
- Health Services Manager $53.31
- Network Engineer - $59.08

That is entry pay, also! Well, for healthcare. Network engineering is based off 2-3 years experience, along with certifications. He basically wants to get paid entry way high skilled jobs, for sitting on his gouty ass to play video games badly, yell at dents, and looking like a clown. Also, these are all wages in Seattle, which is higher than the national average, as Seattle is one of the most expensive cities in the U.S. Also, you can put in any job title to see what equates to $50 an hour, or $400 a day, to see what level of delusion of grandeur Phil thinks he's deserves $400 a day, without any high paying job skills.

Source: https://www.indeed.com/career/x ray-technician/salaries/Seattle--WA?from=top_sb
 
He's really screwed himself with this tips change. Don't expect this to last for long

1)Youtube takes a 30% cut on superchats
2)The advantage he always had with superchats as that they quickly faded to be invisible.
3)As we know, the dents tend to stop tipping once the tip goal/peasant streak is hit, so the no longer invisible superchats will make it so he can't double dip on desperation as much anymore.
 
He's really screwed himself with this tips change. Don't expect this to last for long

1)Youtube takes a 30% cut on superchats
2)The advantage he always had with superchats as that they quickly faded to be invisible.
3)As we know, the dents tend to stop tipping once the tip goal/peasant streak is hit, so the no longer invisible superchats will make it so he can't double dip on desperation as much anymore.
If he sticks with counting superchats, he will account for the 30% rakeback. He will need the King's Calculator to help with currency conversion and removing the 30% cut.

He is getting desperate.
 
I can’t believe how much he sucks ass at this used car salesman bullshit. I actually thought he’d be skilled at hamming it up like this. Silly ass me.
He's too insecure, humorless, and money hungry. He pulled it off for a few days, then he started doing the king gimmick in the whiny Phil voice.

Nails on a chalkboard.

King's Streak dead.
 
So, let me get this straight...

* Phil sold the TheycallmeDSP account to someone else (even though a market for these accounts seems to be non-existent) after spending a few thousand bucks (this was during the time he was crying poor the hardest btw)
* The person who bought the account requested a name change to GunShow (forgot the actual name) and finally to DownFromTheRafters because he was getting harassed by people who thought this was Phil

Uhm, ackshulley, he "sold" his account AFTER he had changed it to Downfromtherafters. Sound good? *PIG SNORT*

The lie he's trying to peddle to the dents and the more gullible larpers, is that he sold his original WWE Champions account at some indeterminate time after he Karen'd at Scopely for a second time about getting chased out of factions for being correctly identified as the grifting gamer streamer known as Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell and getting Scopely to change his username for a second time to Downfromtherafters.
Even though Scopely listened to him and changed his WWE Champions username when he was in between factions, the No Load conspiracy theorists at the Kiwifarts were able to correctly identify DSP as Downfromtherafters, which led to him getting frustrated at still being kicked out of WWE Champion factions with his new username for being correctly identified as the e-begging streamer Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell.
That frustration supposedly led him to break Scopely TOS and sell his account on some third-party marketplace. He then created a new unidentifiable WWE Champions account, and started to pour the tard money he guilted out of the dents into this new account.

BTW, Mr. Darksyde's confession/retcon means that everything linked in this good post with a timeline of DSP's faction history in WWE Champions is true.

Again, according to Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, almost all the information collected in the first 205 pages of the WWE Champions General thread is TRUE.

Also, even though Scopely changed DSP's WWE Champions username twice, Scopely flat out lies to other users and denies that a username can be changed upon request.

The Grift Continues . . .
 
If he sticks with counting superchats, he will account for the 30% rakeback. He will need the King's Calculator to help with currency conversion and removing the 30% cut.

He is getting desperate.
This will last for about a week... he's always pro-Youtube money right around when the Youtube payment is coming, but once that money is gone, he's back to tips are the liquidity stuff.
 
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