🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AncientPhosphur]

Will the hideous red truck also be coming to Tijuana?

Well how else is going to move all his belongings: 2 cats, a PS5 he doesn’t play, a shitty Alienware PC, multiple hats bought on impulse to hide his balding head, a bunch of dirty clothes which never have been washed, his streaming set up for when he doesn’t stream, multiple pill bottles, his squeaky chair that also serves as a cohost when empty. There’s his cell phones too but you know he’s just going to lose them again so not worth mentioning.

My guess is he’s just going to leave behind a room full of piss bottles, empty liquor and pill bottles, and a bunch of cat shit and piss stains (unsure if Ralph’s piss stains will outnumber the cat’s)

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

9/18/24
Ralph is moving to Tijuana once his lease is up, brags about how mad haydurrs get when he sees his son:
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Ralph, who is not obsessed with kiwi farms, somehow manages to see a post made by @Haru Okumura in Sneedchat moments after it was posted
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copes by calling out Haru by name and hollering about how precocious the child he has no part of raising is:
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Later, Ralph invites a guest to the show, they talk about medicare dying and how bitches like Alice deserved to be raped if they make claims of fake rape.
Ralph responds again to Sneedchat
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Shortly after this clip, Ralph would go on about how Medicare raped his girlfriend live on air and how evil that was. The amount of hypocrisy here is unreal, and it's even more unbelievable that it occurred back to back.

I hope Quadratits does move to Tijuana. Why? It’s the world’s fifth most dangerous city, and has some of the highest murder rates in all of Mexico. Piggertits will not get away easy there then he did in Merida.

It’s not a nice hug box like Merida Guntertits. Cartels are everywhere. Good luck amigo! You’ll need it!

 

[Um...]

Will the hideous red truck also be coming to Tijuana?

The banged-up dirt encrusted truck that’s been sitting out in the scorching Mexican sun for months?

If it’s even driveable, and if he still has it, I assume it will come to his new hovel.

Richmond, VA to Merida (for cheaper living) to a cheaper rental in Merida, now to Tijuana? He just keeps slooowly circling the drain, lower and lower and…lower…

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Merida closed all of Ralph's favorite sex trafficking clubs and is a boring sleepy little town. That's not the kind of town for a RALPHAMALE to live in! Tijuana is an obvious choice.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Why is Ralph still so mad at Haru?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Why is Ralph still so mad at Haru?

Because Haru is female. Or sounds female. And Ralph hates women more than anything else

Lol never stop Haru

 

[AnOminous]

9/18/24
Ralph is moving to Tijuana once his lease is up, brags about how mad haydurrs get when he sees his son:

I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.

I hope Quadratits does move to Tijuana. Why? It’s the world’s fifth most dangerous city, and has some of the highest murder rates in all of Mexico. Piggertits will not get away easy there then he did in Merida.

This dumb fat pig managed to get his ass kicked, once to the point he's permanently a googly-eyed retard because his skull was shattered to the point his orbital sockets couldn't be restored to normal, like a car that had a head-on collision and now the headlights point in different directions.

And he managed that in Lisbon, one of the safest major cities in Europe.

He talks some shit in Tijuana and he's going to get some Tijuana-style justice.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.

He would hide in his piss stained hole if anyone looked at him funny.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph is moving to Tijuana once his lease is up, brags about how mad haydurrs get when he sees his son:

What a flex.
Most people with kids can see them by just, you know, turning around.
Ethan Oliver Ralph the pilled up piggy with quadruple titties must embark on an international pillgrimage to see his biological spawn he didn't name who doesn't have his surname, who's a total stranger for him, for two hours.
Somehow we're mad.
Okay.

Will the hideous red truck also be coming to Tijuana?

Yet to see proof of life of that gross red eyesore.
It's probably repossessed or sold for scrap metal at Gonzales Aldolfo's autoyard.
Sad.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.

He brought this up on stream. He mentioned how safe he was in Merida and how he had to check himself in Tijuana. Brought up about how he had to sling his bag (purse) a certain way so he couldn't be pick pocketed, dropped that you could have your electronics taken there (in reference to Tijuana, I'll let you all speculate on this), mentioned how they arent big on feeding you in a mexican jail, how you can just pay a fine (pay off an officer via corruption) for a dui ( he knows this from a "friend", Ralph has no friends), and was impressed by Mexico having laundry mats. Ralph stated you dont have to worry about getting killed in Tijuana because the cartels have controlled violence and its safe if you stick to certain spot (doubtful because piggy loves his whores) and are a gringo with American dollars, Ralph also mentioned he carries a lot of pesos on him because cash is KANG.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He brought this up on stream. He mentioned how safe he was in Merida and how he had to check himself in Tijuana.

OMG. Do you mean to say that Shanaynay McPiggietittles is CUCKING HIMSELF IN TJ IN A WAY HE REFUSED TO DO FOR A BIG PAYDAY?! And in a different way than he cucked himself with Pantsu and a Mexican gigolo?!

 

[HackerX]

I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.

This dumb fat pig managed to get his ass kicked, once to the point he's permanently a googly-eyed retard because his skull was shattered to the point his orbital sockets couldn't be restored to normal, like a car that had a head-on collision and now the headlights point in different directions.

And he managed that in Lisbon, one of the safest major cities in Europe.

He talks some shit in Tijuana and he's going to get some Tijuana-style justice.

Maybe getting beat up in Tijuana will fix the googly eye?

 

[AnOminous]

He would hide in his piss stained hole if anyone looked at him funny.

He has to go out for a torta and he's such a piece of shit he'd somehow find a way to infuriate some cartel member just by existing.

Ralph will literally die if he moves to Tijuana.

Ralph stated you dont have to worry about getting killed in Tijuana because the cartels have controlled violence and its safe if you stick to certain spot (doubtful because piggy loves his whores) and are a gringo with American dollars, Ralph also mentioned he carries a lot of pesos on him because cash is KANG.

Lmao he's fucking retarded. He doesn't have the kind of money that buys you safety in Tijuana. He has the kind of money that every street punk knows this tiny little fat gringo midget can be beaten and his wallet or "man" purse can be taken from him.

And that's exactly what will happen.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He has to go out for a torta and he's such a piece of shit he'd somehow find a way to infuriate some cartel member just by existing.

Ralph will literally die if he moves to Tijuana.

Lmao he's fucking retarded. He doesn't have the kind of money that buys you safety in Tijuana. He has the kind of money that every street punk knows this tiny little fat gringo midget can be beaten and his wallet or "man" purse can be taken from him.

And that's exactly what will happen.

They are going to figure out he a walking ATM and withdraw from him until he's too poor to even go out for his tortas.

 

[HackerX]

They are going to figure out he a walking ATM and withdraw from him until he's too poor to even go out for his tortas.

LOL, they will literally walk him to an ATM to withdraw the few pesos in his name. Ghosts of West Memphis, Arkansas bullying past have returned.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He would hide in his piss stained hole if anyone looked at him funny.

And they won't hesitate to follow him inside. He's really not going to enjoy life. Hell, finding a torta stand may involve cartel trouble if he waddles up during lunch hour.

 

[Die For Me!]

9/19/24
Ralph recounts things he did wrong during his marriage with May. Claims that had he remembered that some laundry mats do laundry for you, that maybe she'd still be with him. Also calls his daughter an "Entity" :

Pictured: May's working conditions, containing "The Entity" from breaching containment circa 2023 (colorized)

Ralph lets everyone know that he's in fact, a fully loaded piggy bank just waiting to be bashed open:

Ralph states that the plan to move to merida wasn't even his but his horse, also states that he will live in a very safe and well guarded tourist area in Tijuana:

Bonus: Ralph shows off his favorite painting of a dog:

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

9/19/24
Ralph recounts things he did wrong during his marriage with May. Claims that had he remembered that some laundry mats do laundry for you, that maybe she'd still be with him. Also calls his daughter an "Entity" :
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Pictured: May's working conditions, containing "The Entity" from breaching containment circa 2023 (colorized)
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Ralph lets everyone know that he's in fact, a fully loaded piggy bank just waiting to be bashed open:
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Ralph states that the plan to move to merida wasn't even his but his horse, also states that he will live in a very safe and well guarded tourist area in Tijuana:
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Bonus: Ralph shows off his favorite painting of a dog:
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Yes Ralph, Pantsu left because of laundry and not because you are an abusive piece of shit degenerate loser. Does that laundry service empty piss bottles by chance?

When he was talking about Tijuana crime: "Yeah you get pick pocketed, get your pho.... uh, get uh, your electronics taken" lol

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Lmao he's fucking retarded. He doesn't have the kind of money that buys you safety in Tijuana. He has the kind of money that every street punk knows this tiny little fat gringo midget can be beaten and his wallet or "man" purse can be taken from him.

And that's exactly what will happen.

Ralph seemed pretty confident he’ll be fine because he’s a gringo and they don’t target them if he’s in tourist areas. Ignoring that tourist zones are pretty common targets for leaving people drugged and then robbing them. But hey this is the Ralphamale we’re talking about. It’s not like he’s going to Chicago and that story was from Cancun. It’s not like it doesn’t happen to gringos. The Ralphamale will NOT be gunned down in a Mexican alley, probably a true statement because it’s not like he’s going to leave his small tin shack anyway. I mean it’s not like he’s in Colombia where they use dating apps to lure foreigners in to drug and rob people’s. Ralph, a proud aryan, who’s blue eyes captivate Mexican senioritas would never fall for a scam like a bish either.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

calling it a "laundry mat" is extremely coon-coded.