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- Oct 10, 2014
Merida closed all of Ralph's favorite sex trafficking clubs and is a boring sleepy little town. That's not the kind of town for a RALPHAMALE to live in! Tijuana is an obvious choice.
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Because Haru is female. Or sounds female. And Ralph hates women more than anything elseWhy is Ralph still so mad at Haru?
I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.9/18/24
Ralph is moving to Tijuana once his lease is up, brags about how mad haydurrs get when he sees his son:
This dumb fat pig managed to get his ass kicked, once to the point he's permanently a googly-eyed retard because his skull was shattered to the point his orbital sockets couldn't be restored to normal, like a car that had a head-on collision and now the headlights point in different directions.I hope Quadratits does move to Tijuana. Why? Itās the worldās fifth most dangerous city, and has some of the highest murder rates in all of Mexico. Piggertits will not get away easy there then he did in Merida.
He would hide in his piss stained hole if anyone looked at him funny.I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.
What a flex.Ralph is moving to Tijuana once his lease is up, brags about how mad haydurrs get when he sees his son:
Yet to see proof of life of that gross red eyesore.Will the hideous red truck also be coming to Tijuana?![]()
He brought this up on stream. He mentioned how safe he was in Merida and how he had to check himself in Tijuana. Brought up about how he had to sling his bag (purse) a certain way so he couldn't be pick pocketed, dropped that you could have your electronics taken there (in reference to Tijuana, I'll let you all speculate on this), mentioned how they arent big on feeding you in a mexican jail, how you can just pay a fine (pay off an officer via corruption) for a dui ( he knows this from a "friend", Ralph has no friends), and was impressed by Mexico having laundry mats. Ralph stated you dont have to worry about getting killed in Tijuana because the cartels have controlled violence and its safe if you stick to certain spot (doubtful because piggy loves his whores) and are a gringo with American dollars, Ralph also mentioned he carries a lot of pesos on him because cash is KANG.I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.
OMG. Do you mean to say that Shanaynay McPiggietittles is CUCKING HIMSELF IN TJ IN A WAY HE REFUSED TO DO FOR A BIG PAYDAY?! And in a different way than he cucked himself with Pantsu and a Mexican gigolo?!He brought this up on stream. He mentioned how safe he was in Merida and how he had to check himself in Tijuana.
Maybe getting beat up in Tijuana will fix the googly eye?I definitely approve of him moving from somewhere as safe as you can get in Mexico, like on the level of a suburb of Duluth, to somewhere he is gonna get shivved.
This dumb fat pig managed to get his ass kicked, once to the point he's permanently a googly-eyed retard because his skull was shattered to the point his orbital sockets couldn't be restored to normal, like a car that had a head-on collision and now the headlights point in different directions.
And he managed that in Lisbon, one of the safest major cities in Europe.
He talks some shit in Tijuana and he's going to get some Tijuana-style justice.
He has to go out for a torta and he's such a piece of shit he'd somehow find a way to infuriate some cartel member just by existing.He would hide in his piss stained hole if anyone looked at him funny.
Lmao he's fucking retarded. He doesn't have the kind of money that buys you safety in Tijuana. He has the kind of money that every street punk knows this tiny little fat gringo midget can be beaten and his wallet or "man" purse can be taken from him.Ralph stated you dont have to worry about getting killed in Tijuana because the cartels have controlled violence and its safe if you stick to certain spot (doubtful because piggy loves his whores) and are a gringo with American dollars, Ralph also mentioned he carries a lot of pesos on him because cash is KANG.
They are going to figure out he a walking ATM and withdraw from him until he's too poor to even go out for his tortas.He has to go out for a torta and he's such a piece of shit he'd somehow find a way to infuriate some cartel member just by existing.
Ralph will literally die if he moves to Tijuana.
Lmao he's fucking retarded. He doesn't have the kind of money that buys you safety in Tijuana. He has the kind of money that every street punk knows this tiny little fat gringo midget can be beaten and his wallet or "man" purse can be taken from him.
And that's exactly what will happen.
LOL, they will literally walk him to an ATM to withdraw the few pesos in his name. Ghosts of West Memphis, Arkansas bullying past have returned.They are going to figure out he a walking ATM and withdraw from him until he's too poor to even go out for his tortas.
And they won't hesitate to follow him inside. He's really not going to enjoy life. Hell, finding a torta stand may involve cartel trouble if he waddles up during lunch hour.He would hide in his piss stained hole if anyone looked at him funny.

Yes Ralph, Pantsu left because of laundry and not because you are an abusive piece of shit degenerate loser. Does that laundry service empty piss bottles by chance?9/19/24
Ralph recounts things he did wrong during his marriage with May. Claims that had he remembered that some laundry mats do laundry for you, that maybe she'd still be with him. Also calls his daughter an "Entity":
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Pictured: May's working conditions, containing "The Entity" from breaching containment circa 2023 (colorized)
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Ralph lets everyone know that he's in fact, a fully loaded piggy bank just waiting to be bashed open:
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Ralph states that the plan to move to merida wasn't even his but his horse, also states that he will live in a very safe and well guarded tourist area in Tijuana:
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Bonus: Ralph shows off his favorite painting of a dog:
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Ralph seemed pretty confident heāll be fine because heās a gringo and they donāt target them if heās in tourist areas. Ignoring that tourist zones are pretty common targets for leaving people drugged and then robbing them. But hey this is the Ralphamale weāre talking about. Itās not like heās going to Chicago and that story was from Cancun. Itās not like it doesnāt happen to gringos. The Ralphamale will NOT be gunned down in a Mexican alley, probably a true statement because itās not like heās going to leave his small tin shack anyway. I mean itās not like heās in Colombia where they use dating apps to lure foreigners in to drug and rob peopleās. Ralph, a proud aryan, whoās blue eyes captivate Mexican senioritas would never fall for a scam like a bish either.Lmao he's fucking retarded. He doesn't have the kind of money that buys you safety in Tijuana. He has the kind of money that every street punk knows this tiny little fat gringo midget can be beaten and his wallet or "man" purse can be taken from him.
And that's exactly what will happen.
It wasn't the fact I stole her passport, threatened to kill her, made her clean up piss bottles that made her leave - it's nawt truuu!Considering that piggytits doesn't wear underwear and only changes maybe once a week at best, what was there to wash? A handful of baby clothes? Did they have no washing machine? Horsey had to use one of these?
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How sad.