Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

I had literal meltdowns in the street pretty much every day… I genuinely don’t even want to leave the part of the town I live in.

Jesus, her poor family, having holidays ruined by this lunatic and then realising there’s no escape at home either. Bring back asylums.

 

[The Lawgiver]

If I told people my name was Alex, I don't think anyone would think I said "Alice". Because Alice is not a male name, so they would know that it's unlikely that I have that name.

Was talking about the initial post, not the reply that was more insane and blatantly troonshit.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

I think to them, "stealth" just means that they have decided to be stealth

If identifying as a woman makes you a woman, surely identifying as stealth makes you stealth.

 

[Susanna]

Same thing about "deadnaming" because that also shatters the fantasy. They don't want to be sex-swapped versions of themselves, they want to be a completely different person altogether. This is another point of evidence for troonery as dissociative coping mechanism.

Thus

It means that they have changed their name and ID papers and then changed jobs or schools, and have decided they will not tell anyone at their new school or workplace that they are trans.

If they change their names and move to a new town, nobody will know their real name. If they don’t get deadnamed, they’re stealth, literally nobody could ever tell they’re not trans! So what if someone calls you miss/mister every now and then, everyone at work is forced to call you by your chosen name, which feeds the delusion, and it doesn’t matter that it’s not because people genuinely believe you’re whatever you claim to be but rather just because it’s too much effort to look up your actual name.

 

[Josephine Knezevic]

Talk about a late reply, but here's the L. I may be late and this was already posted.
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He can't stop winning

 

[Narinder]

It's funny to me that both troons and poons are so obsessed with dick. Like, I genuinely cannot imagine constantly thinking about my penis or about making sure people can see my bulge or making sure my dick looks so aesthetic in my undies. I'm pretty sure the majority of men only really think about their dick when they're pissing, showering, or playing with it.

Thread tax: Truly, nothing says you understand being a woman better than wanting to be a breeding cow.

 

[RandallBoggs]

It's funny to me that both troons and poons are so obsessed with dick. Like, I genuinely cannot imagine constantly thinking about my penis or about making sure people can see my bulge or making sure my dick looks so aesthetic in my undies. I'm pretty sure the majority of men only really think about their dick when they're pissing, showering, or playing with it.

Thread tax: Truly, nothing says you understand being a woman better than wanting to be a breeding cow.

Put all of them through the contraction simulator, then give them the electric chair

 

[AI generated waifu]

It's funny to me that both troons and poons are so obsessed with dick. Like, I genuinely cannot imagine constantly thinking about my penis or about making sure people can see my bulge or making sure my dick looks so aesthetic in my undies. I'm pretty sure the majority of men only really think about their dick when they're pissing, showering, or playing with it.

Thread tax: Truly, nothing says you understand being a woman better than wanting to be a breeding cow.

A simple step by step guide on how to help with the birthrate crisis as a 'transwoman' :

Step 1: detransition

Step 2: find an adult human female spouse

Step 3: use your male reproductive organs with her female ones to start a family with her. Seethe and cry as she does all the work of pregnancy

(bonus!) step 4: abandon family to troon out again, making all of them hate people like you (this will lead to less troonouts in the future)

 

[Free the Pedos]

I felt dysphoric over my voice because in comparison I felt like my accent sounded too girly (everyone there had pretty American sounding accents, but I have a north east English accent that even sounds a bit Yorkshire sometimes).

I can’t even begin to unravel this one. Now regional accents are gendered? If anything I would’ve said a NE England accent is more manly, but OK King.

Man problem.
Solved with clever hack

Does she actually think her parents are going to assume she grew a dick?

So many of the troon posts lately are genuinely unhinged. I’m amazed even their troon compatriots can read them and take the writers seriously

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why bother with your husband's family if you're determined that he is STBX (soon to be ex)? These women are such attention whores.

Because she’s a psycho who loves getting people to jump through hoops. I suspect there’s an element of humiliation. She wants to force her husband to pretend he’s gay for her. Then when she leaves, he’ll have to walk that back, so she’s caused him more humiliation.

It's funny to me that both troons and poons are so obsessed with dick. Like, I genuinely cannot imagine constantly thinking about my penis or about making sure people can see my bulge or making sure my dick looks so aesthetic in my undies. I'm pretty sure the majority of men only really think about their dick when they're pissing, showering, or playing with it.

Thread tax: Truly, nothing says you understand being a woman better than wanting to be a breeding cow.

“Class _444_swr” is the most autistic username imaginable. It’s one of these:

I can’t even begin to unravel this one. Now regional accents are gendered? If anything I would’ve said a NE England accent is more manly, but OK King.

Feels like an excuse to me. She knows she doesn’t pass, she doesn’t want to admit that that’s because she can never pass ever.

 

[Jex]

I’m noticing a pattern just from looking over the last few pages. Troons tend to treat their parents with contempt, interpreting their misguided kindness of putting up with them as getting one over on them.

 

[Dromedary]

Why settle for simply posting about your L on social media, when you can write and publish a poem about that time you threw a tantrum (and the quesadilla) when a child violently misgendered you.

It's secretly a great poem, it has everything describing the troon experience.
Delusions that they're a radiant goddess in a silk dress at the bodega.
Being humiliated and angry at a child's innocent question, calling the kid a "bitch" and the kid's mother a stupid idiot.
Then the mental breakdown, "crying for 3 hours".
The angry male aggression erupting once again "I throw the quesadilla at the wall"
And you know no one is EVER going going to clean that mess up in the troon's pigpen sty.
And the poet comes to the truth that he's an aging fuggo.
And the next day it will all happen again.

Work of art really, belongs in the Library of Congress.

 

[Syikeblade]

and it doesn’t matter that it’s not because people genuinely believe you’re whatever you claim to be but rather just because it’s too much effort to look up your actual name.

A lot of them get upset at learning people are just playing along.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

lol

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I can only assume I got reported by transphobes and got an indefinite automatic suspension for my troubles...

This sucks so much. I was recording myself voice training because I thought it might make a nice time-lapse of the progress and figured I might as well stream it at that point.

I even had a few people giving encouragement and advice from time to time which was so nice and so motivating and this is so discouraging.

Going to try and continue training and recording to make that timelapse but losing motivation of not talking into the void really hurts

 

[Syikeblade]

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

 

[glitterglue]

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

This is what he looks like. I would not let my family or anyone near this creature.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

The normal looking family in the ad beneath the post really sends me.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

lol the man didn’t even do anything to stop the troon from using the women’s room (which would have been completely reasonable.) Instead the women just avoided the troon. But even this is a hate crime to them. These are the most entitled fucking people.

 

[Fapcop]

lol the man didn’t even do anything to stop the troon from using the women’s room (which would have been completely reasonable.) Instead the women just avoided the troon. But even this is a hate crime to them. These are the most entitled fucking people.

There’s always risk and reward.

Yeah, telling the tranny to F off is based.

Having your child witness a troon lose his shit and you getting arrested because f knows these days with businesses and cops? Less based.

 

[the inconfident]

lol the man didn’t even do anything to stop the troon from using the women’s room (which would have been completely reasonable.) Instead the women just avoided the troon. But even this is a hate crime to them. These are the most entitled fucking people.

Next step: add urinals to women's restrooms or else you are transphobic