Sony hate thread

[The Last Stand]

sony at the moment

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Sony had both moments at once with how they handled Helldivers 2 for their PC audience. Yeah, making PC players authenticate themselves with your shitty ecosystem to play an existing game never goes well.

 

[Super Hans v2]

According to a leaker fucking Days Gone might be getting remastered as well. This is absolutely deranged at this point.

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So let me get this right, since Days Gone was such a failure, only 8 mil copies sold, it only gets a movie and a remaster, but not a sequel? Fucking fuck Sony in its corporate fucking ass.

 

[asr]

just give me bloodborne on PC man, imagine how much money that shit would print? Soyny doing even a 60 fps patch for the console and then porting it to PC, it's free money.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The Linkin Park parody got updated accordingly:

Also accordingly, the singer is putting half the heart into it as last time; like they just don't have the energy anymore

 

[Broseph]

The Linkin Park parody got updated accordingly:
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Also accordingly, the singer is putting half the heart into it as last time; like they just don't have the energy anymore

The song is funny but the vocals sound like shit.

 

[Computer Guardian]

The Linkin Park parody got updated accordingly:
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Also accordingly, the singer is putting half the heart into it as last time; like they just don't have the energy anymore

it's a good effort, but it'll never beat the classics

 

[Two Dollars]

The Linkin Park parody got updated accordingly:
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Also accordingly, the singer is putting half the heart into it as last time; like they just don't have the energy anymore

It’s not the same singer.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

whats up with sony and picking these fucking land whales to show case their products???..

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

landwhale.jpg

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

here is another one, the playstation state of play ogre.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

According to a leaker fucking Days Gone might be getting remastered as well. This is absolutely deranged at this point.

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that game fucking came out recently, like what the fuck are they even doing, not even the regular PS5 is worth it

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

It’s not the same singer.

Someone should ask him, his name is Chris Voiceman

 

[DocAwe]

whats up with sony and picking these fucking land whales to show case their products???..

"Modern Audience"

 

[Spud]

whats up with sony and picking these fucking land whales to show case their products???..

Niggas love fat bitches and niggas love Sony.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

whats up with sony and picking these fucking land whales to show case their products???..

Somehow obese white women have become arbiter of everything, even getting to decide if you are black enough.

 

[Shao Khan]

the absolute state of sony for remastering a game they fucking buried because WHITE HETERO MAN BAD instead of doing a sequel. just what the fuck

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

the absolute state of sony for remastering a game they fucking buried because WHITE HETERO MAN BAD instead of doing a sequel. just what the fuck

Too much of the old sony catalog is too problematic to bring back.

 

[Fcret]

Not gonna lie, I like the non-edge controller, but fuck if i'm paying like $80 for a controller.

The current controllers from Sony are such utter dogshit that I'm surprised more people aren't bringing this up in cost comparisons. Yeah you get a controller with the PS5 and PS5 Pro, but it's likely not going to last more than six months and over the course of the console's lifespan you'll probably be paying another few hundred dollars just replacing controllers.

Of course you can just mod the controller with hall-effect sticks but at that point - why bother? That's more work than just throwing together a PC.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Crossposting from the Concord thread.

https://x.com/longislandviper/status/1837157796137030141

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Crossposting from the Concord thread.

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https://x.com/longislandviper/status/1837157796137030141

If there's audio/video of the internal meetings post-release as pesky reality was bearing down on them like a freight train, I'm convinced it would sell way better than anything else Sony has produced in recent years.