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Worst thing you can do on amphetamines, enjoy never being able to ever enjoy sex with women sober again (or with men, seeing as this is reddit). That shit messes with your dopamine receptors hard, play video games or rant into some poor motherfuckers ear for hours on end when high, like a normal, stim abusing person. Christ.
I speak for everyone on the farms when I say I am shocked to discover taking drugs fucks up your brain. I have learned something new today and I won't ever believe the drug addicts telling me weed is natural or cocaine should be put on children's birthday cakes again!
 
A Redditor spends a a wholesome weekend masturbating for 30+ hours straight, high on amphetamines, as any normal person…


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To be fair, the dude (?) is filled with self loathing and realized it's awful and felt compelled to post an internet confessional, probably similarly to the way he felt compelled to take a bunch of Adderall and jerk off for two days. Even he knows there's nothing normal about it. What subreddit is this anyway? Why is it cropped?
 
To be fair, the dude (?) is filled with self loathing and realized it's awful and felt compelled to post an internet confessional, probably similarly to the way he felt compelled to take a bunch of Adderall and jerk off for two days. Even he knows there's nothing normal about it. What subreddit is this anyway? Why is it cropped?
It’s from r/addiction.

You find an encouraging amount of posts from guys trying to quit their masturbating/porn habits there as well.

Worst thing you can do on amphetamines, enjoy never being able to ever enjoy sex with women sober again (or with men, seeing as this is reddit). That shit messes with your dopamine receptors hard, play video games or rant into some poor motherfuckers ear for hours on end when high, like a normal, stim abusing person. Christ.
Yeah, homos have a thing with meth and sex from what I hear.
 
That logic doesn't make any sense.

Anorexics are addicted to eating because they think they do it too much.
When Metokur was talking about Nick Rekieta a while ago, he said something that stuck with me. Paraphrasing, but it was like this:

"Everyone's rock bottom is different. For some people, it's spending too much on drugs and you can't make your rent payment. For others, it's driving drunk and wrapping your car around a tree. For others, it's forgetting an appointment once because you were too high."

You don't need to hit rock bottom to feel like you're addicted to something, but you'll definitely know you're addicted to something when you've hit it.

I've heard of guys who masturbate and basically give themselves erectile disfunction when they try to have sex. They pound their meat so much, they need that level of stimulus to orgasm and that just can't be found in usual sex. I'd say you realize you have an addiction when you hit something like that, a level where it negatively impacts some part of your life outside of the act itself.

Or you don't realize at any point and you build one of those weird masturbation rooms with 10 screens all showing different porn.
 
I've heard of guys who masturbate and basically give themselves erectile disfunction when they try to have sex. They pound their meat so much, they need that level of stimulus to orgasm and that just can't be found in usual sex. I'd say you realize you have an addiction when you hit something like that, a level where it negatively impacts some part of your life outside of the act itself.
You could masturbate once a week and still fuck up your sensitivity.

Addiction is a really strong term to use for having a problem. It's over medicalizing semi-normal issues and trying to apply a big name to them. If you're watching too much porn and starting to find your girlfriend less appealing because of too much variety or want to try risky sexual acts it's not an addiction. It's you needing to deescalate your brain and that can't be compared to someone taking addictive pills
 
People with naturally high sex drive need to deal with it. That's not a problem like having a crack addiction.
I think there is difference between that and the porn addicts on Reddit, or the people unironically building goon caves, giving themselves either ED or turning themselves into two pump pauls etc.

If it’s effecting your sex life or you can’t function without porn it’s very clearly an addiction

Also there is having a high sex drive and there is also being a nymphomanic, if you need to literally every single day and can’t function otherwise, it’s 100% the latter not the former
 
Or you don't realize at any point and you build one of those weird masturbation rooms with 10 screens all showing different porn.
I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this". You have 15 different porn videos blaring at maximum volume all around you and you have to turn it all off one by one before you let out a heavy sigh and contemplate what the fuck is going on with your life. Knowing reddit, there's almost certainly a subreddit for this and I'm sure it'll be a laugh.
 
I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this". You have 15 different porn videos blaring at maximum volume all around you and you have to turn it all off one by one before you let out a heavy sigh and contemplate what the fuck is going on with your life. Knowing reddit, there's almost certainly a subreddit for this and I'm sure it'll be a laugh
The craziest shit is, if you look into these people, not a small portion has a gf/wife
 
I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this". You have 15 different porn videos blaring at maximum volume all around you and you have to turn it all off one by one before you let out a heavy sigh and contemplate what the fuck is going on with your life. Knowing reddit, there's almost certainly a subreddit for this and I'm sure it'll be a laugh.
If you've built a gooncave you ain't stopping pulling your pud after one session, you're jerkin' it five or six times in a row. These are the people who bring a mobile goon kit with them any time they leave the house.

On the topic of masturbation: If you're aren't cumming into your wife in order to create more children you're masturbating and you're a degenerate and no better than a faggot.
 
I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this". You have 15 different porn videos blaring at maximum volume all around you and you have to turn it all off one by one before you let out a heavy sigh and contemplate what the fuck is going on with your life. Knowing reddit, there's almost certainly a subreddit for this and I'm sure it'll be a laugh.
I honestly think once you've built infrastructure into your home to facilitate your porn addiction, there's no going back. Like, that's not a quick decision. You need to purchase monitors, figure out the wiring, get some kind of media controller program, probably multiple sets of speakers or some system to make all the porn not sound like a jumbled mess of wet slapping, not to mention an entirely extra room in your home to store it.

If you imagine that these rooms are usually guest bedrooms or could be used as a nursery, it's pretty poetic. You are using a space designed for friends or family entirely on yourself, reaching a level of isolation and ego not conceivable even 20 years ago.
 
Also there is having a high sex drive and there is also being a nymphomanic, if you need to literally every single day and can’t function otherwise, it’s 100% the latter not the former
You think needing release every day is being a nympho? I always associated nymphos with looking for sexual partners and sex toys. Not the teenager who's hormones are fucked and needs to whack it daily.
I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this". You have 15 different porn videos blaring at maximum volume all around you and you have to turn it all off one by one before you let out a heavy sigh and contemplate what the fuck is going on with your life. Knowing reddit, there's almost certainly a subreddit for this and I'm sure it'll be a laugh.
Gooners aren't self aware. They won't have post nut clarity because the shame we would feel is part of their fetish. You're more likely to get a troon to wake up they're jerking themselves off so they can't be a woman before you will get a gooner ro have post not clarity.
I honestly think once you've built infrastructure into your home to facilitate your porn addiction, there's no going back. Like, that's not a quick decision. You need to purchase monitors, figure out the wiring, get some kind of media controller program, probably multiple sets of speakers or some system to make all the porn not sound like a jumbled mess of wet slapping, not to mention an entirely extra room in your home to store it.
How many of those pictures are serious and how many are gaming set ups/data screens they're making memes with? It's such a huge investment it can't always be porn can it?
 
You think needing release every day is being a nympho? I always associated nymphos with looking for sexual partners and sex toys. Not the teenager who's hormones are fucked and needs to whack it daily.
Bro these aren’t teenagers they are men in their lates 20 to 40s, why are you gunt guarding them so hard? I’m starting to wonder if you have a porn problem

If your are an adult and you can’t go a single day without wacking it to the point it effects how you function yes you have a problem, everything else is coping and seething

How many of those pictures are serious and how many are gaming set ups/data screens they're making memes with? It's such a huge investment it can't always be porn can it?
They must take the meme very seriously then to film videos of them jerking off to completion in goon caves both solo and with their bros
 
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Bro these aren’t teenagers they are men in their lates 20 to 40s, why are you gunt guarding them so hard? I’m starting to wonder if you have a porn problem

If your are an adult and you can’t go a single day without wacking it to the point it effects how you function yes you have a problem, everything else is coping and seething


They must take the meme very seriously then to film videos of them jerking off in goon caves both solo and with their bros
I'm not guarding anything. I don't understand why spending 10 minutes a day choking the chicken is a problem. It's weird to call having a high sex drive and needing to masturbate or it can distract you in annoying ways/give you a public boner as being the same thing as stealing from your mother to buy more crack.
 
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