Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Zemblan Physics]

One of the family estates.

My God, what a monstrosity! But I see your point, they’re definitely very wealthy.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

My God, what a monstrosity! But I see your point, they’re definitely very wealthy.

Looks like they bought it as new construction right in the middle of the Obama recession/housing bubble burst. "Ostentatious" but probably not very well-constructed. Imagine having a million dollars to throw at a house you aren't living in (they were overseas a lot of those years) and buying that Temu monster instead of a nice old Victorian.

 

[sarna]

I wonder if she still gets that monthly stipend from her parents.

Almost certainly. The math on her continued survival really doesn't compute without it. She's like Jake Alley -- constantly on the verge of collapse, but somehow never quite all the way there.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This eight year old has a field trip tomorrow! And she's mad that she "has" to go pick up lunch instead of making something herself, because if she made it herself, somehow, it would be more likely to trigger anaphylaxis.



Bet anything she has a performative "episode" during whatever her field trip is. Or that she decides the place she's going isn't ADA compliant and she's going to sue.

 

[Randall]

I really don’t think she’s doing OF or porn. Not because she’s not deviant enough, but she’s too lazy. She’s also a narc and I think she knows she’d risk being confronted with people who think she’s uggo.

This random thought came to me after reading her tweets about the tumblr porn apocalypse: she claims she used to have some popular anonymous account with ties to pornography, but there was no way to monetize it without giving out her personal details, am I remembering that right?

Back in tumblr’s hayday, you could actually make decent money off your blog with both ads and actual affiliate links. And the type of people who did that never had to post original content either, their blogs were famous solely for either constantly reblogging stuff of the same aesthetic, or reposting pictures and gifs with links in the caption to their own blog. Basically content farms.

And the latter was extremely common practice for porn blogs, it’s literally what you picture when you think of 2014-2015 era tumblr porn. Black and white, aesthetic, “relationship goals” type posts with maybe even a short erotic blurb added.

What if her “sex work” content was really just that, and she couldn’t make money from it anonymously because sponsors obviously need to know your real identity?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

don’t think she’s doing OF or porn.

There's a tweet that @Diana Moon Glampers dug up, I believe, where Victoria says that she does "spicy" content that is relatively popular, but that she can't make money off of it because that would require giving her name and identifying information and she can't/won't do that. She then asks if there IS a way she could make money from said content without using her real name and if anyone knows of a way to do that, let her know.

So porn/nasty "erotica" confirmed, Only fans, nope.

This eight year old has a field trip tomorrow! And she's mad that she "has" to go pick up lunch instead of making something herself, because if she made it herself, somehow, it would be more likely to trigger anaphylaxis.

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Bet anything she has a performative "episode" during whatever her field trip is. Or that she decides the place she's going isn't ADA compliant and she's going to sue.

In what universe do people with food allergies trust restaurants over their own preparation? Oh right, the Munchie Universe where only a $25 salad or sandwich from an upscale deli or whatever could POSSIBLY work for her.

Others have said it, but DAMN did she miss out on being a tubercular Victorian lady. She'd have owned that archetype.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Any brave soul willing to investigate if she has a Fetlife profile? I’d wager her list of fetishes would start out with “ace” and then list the most Pasolini tier stuff you can think of.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I wonder if she still gets that monthly stipend from her parents. I’d probably be willing to pay good money just to keep her away from me. Interesting that she says her dad is in the 1 %, are they really that wealthy? If true (but it’s most likely not) it’s pretty hardcore to actually cut her off. I don’t know the mores of the ultra rich, but among the affluent educated class in my eurofag corner of the world it would be considered very odd to cut a child off, no matter how much of an asshole the kid is. It would definitely be talked about negatively on the golf course.

The small Pennsylvania private school she and her siblings went to (which likely trooned at least one of them out) ran about $45K per student per year, $65K if you are boarding. They are not ultra-rich, but they are certainly very wealthy.

This eight year old has a field trip tomorrow! And she's mad that she "has" to go pick up lunch instead of making something herself, because if she made it herself, somehow, it would be more likely to trigger anaphylaxis.

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Bet anything she has a performative "episode" during whatever her field trip is. Or that she decides the place she's going isn't ADA compliant and she's going to sue.

I'm becoming so fond of Victoria's munchie excesses. Just like how she can't have hEDS, she has to have vascular EDS, even though it makes her lies particularly obvious: She can't just be at risk of an "allergic reaction," which is what anyone with an actual life-threatening allergy would say. No, she has to be at risk of anaphylaxis because that sounds deadly and cool.

(I know someone who settled with a restaurant for hospital bills recently because she told them about a food allergy and the waiter admitted he'd ignored it. People with real allergies are regularly killed by restaurants, as anyone with a truly serious allergy would know!)

I tried to do a search to figure out what food allergies she thinks she has, but the best I could find was Victoria claiming that she must consume both dairy and poultry due to "disability dietary needs":

https://archive.md/Svyna

I hope her dietary disability doesn't require to consume them at the same time, that might interfere when she's LARPing as a religious Jew.

 

[Disco Snake]

Unrelated to the above, but check out this deleted Twitter thread I stumbled across:

I think this might be worth adding to the OP. The woke twitterites will never admit, but they use this site to get dirt on their enemies. See Ana Mardoll.

The disability grift on twitter is completive, and a rich girl with an allowance hogging up funds is enough to draw the daggers out. They might already be if that archive wasn't made by one of us. Vicky is also lurking in some dangerous identarian waters. There has been pushback against white Latinos calling themselves Native, white-passing, or poc in IDpol obsessed circles. If our dear heroine crosses the wrong person, it could get ugly fast.

 

[sarna]

Any brave soul willing to investigate if she has a Fetlife profile?

I had a cursory looksee a while ago and found nothing. FL search is very limited by design and as a rule you're not going to find someone unless they recycle a username from elsewhere. (Becky Gerber did this, but she was deliberately trying to be found I suspect.)

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Vicky is reliving old traumas tonight.

Any sane person would assume she is talking about being neglected as an infant or toddler, but no, she’s referring to ant related neglect as a capable adult. And even a cursory glance at those old tweets makes it clear that there are ants wherever Vicky is because she is a lazy slob who hoards dirty dishes in her room.



She must be an absolute nightmare as a roommate or renter. Since this thread now the third search result on google I’m hoping someone who’s been subjected to Vicky’s hygiene irl chimes in here soon.

She also retweeted this tonight. It’s just fucking perfect.

 

[sarna]

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She must be an absolute nightmare as a roommate or renter. Since this thread now the third search result on google I’m hoping someone who’s been subjected to Vicky’s hygiene irl chimes in here soon.

Minor cow crossover here: coffeespoonie is a legendary social media malingerer, famous for a variety of Twitter flipouts and trying to get service industry workers fired for failing to accommodate her fake service dog. Vicky appears to have reply-guyed her extensively over the years.

 

[gampboonerisms]

The dog?

about as inconspicuous as a giant beam of light to a moth.

I love how she just needs an aide so desperately. She really just thinks she's entitled to servants. She grew up upper-middle to upper class and was unfortunately born about 150 years too late for a family in her echelon to endlessly support a hysterical daughter with rest cures and a maid and a cook.

I believe when a man does this, feminists call it "weaponized incompetence."

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Why only get one can of soup and "eventually" leave? This is so bizarre. She was just so high on her own drama that she had too much of a tantrum to get more than a can of soup.

Victoria cannot take anything seriously or act like anything other than a child. She is a kindergartener emotionally, and not even a very mature kindergartener.

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More royal "we":

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"both gates locked and not able to get a wheelchair in" and "20 minutes before the store closed"
hey you stupid bitch, sounds like they were closing and didnt want to take in any more customers for the night. When the overhead say "attention customers 5 muns til closed" they mean get the fuck out.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria misses her rich-kid towels that were "stolen" (kept by her parents). She does not wash her laundry and thinks her towels smell because they are cheap, not because she will not launder them.



Victoria weighs carefully whether to bring something large and cumbersome with her that makes her stand out even more. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know how that decision will go.



Trying to turn her classmates into a source of begging revenue, but in a quirky way!

 

[Breadbear]

Victoria misses her rich-kid towels that were "stolen" (kept by her parents). She does not wash her laundry and thinks her towels smell because they are cheap, not because she will not launder them.

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Victoria weighs carefully whether to bring something large and cumbersome with her that makes her stand out even more. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know how that decision will go.

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Trying to turn her classmates into a source of begging revenue, but in a quirky way!

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Only having one pair of shoes isn't shocking for someone who is wheelchair bound for real.
And you can stick your wheelchair charger in a grocery bag and hang it from a handle, it's not that shocking to see. A power chair is far more imposing than anything you can put on it.

 

[Randall]

So porn/nasty "erotica" confirmed, Only fans, nope.

Fan fiction could also be it, now that you mention it. It’s not uncommon for fan fiction authors to have something like a ko-fi or even offer commissions. Most often it’s smut writers who do this, since as we all know, people will pay absurd amounts of money to have their fetishes realized.

Does she mention any fandoms at all? Ships? Specific kinks?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Another telling retweet.

Indeed. I hear some people with trust funds are “forced into homelessness” because they lack any of the prosocial skills needed to be tolerated by other humans.

 

[sarna]

This was a new one on me. What does PEM do to you, I wondered.

Post-exertional malaise, sometimes referred to as post-exertional symptom exacerbation or post-exertional neuroimmune exhaustion, is a worsening of symptoms that occurs after minimal exertion. It is the hallmark symptom of myalgic encephalomyelitis/chronic fatigue syndrome and common in long COVID and fibromyalgia.

If you are tired because you went out and did something instead of sitting on your couch all day like you usually do, you may have this laundry list of conditions!

These people shouldn't still amaze me, but somehow they do.

Victoria followed this with a long string of e-begging tweets.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Vicky’s excruciating PEM doesn’t prevent her from authoring a screed for the ages.

And then everybody clapped and there wasn’t a dry eye in the room. Cool story bro.

Honest, I’d give up an arm to get the lowdown from the staff at that facility.

 

[Sperghetti]

I think we may have spotted the elusive female Poopsquatch.