Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Him getting back with googly eyes would be great, last I remember she was in a relationship though right?
 
I had no idea what she actually looked like 'cause I've only ever seen her with 99999 chinky filters on
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aochan said:
Chibi living in japan saga when?
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YES! YES PLEASE!

I think this would be nothing short of hilarious. To see him face the reality that Japan isn't nirvana and have him come home a broken man would be great.

ddlloo said:
NIGGA WHAT JOB WOULD YOU DO?!

You already said no to working in the boonies of japan because you want that big city life, do you have any idea how you would support yourself? He says he understands being a resident would be different to being a tourist and that he has done "pretty extensive research :geek:" but I guarantee he fucking hasn't.
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That's just it. His options are limited to:

English teacher.... and that's it. Sure, maybe, he could leverage his "video game" degree in an attempt to work in some tech related field but he doesn't strike me as being too tech savvy and he also doesn't speak Japanese so good luck getting a job in Japan that doesn't require you to be fluent.
 
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Team TERF said:
This is especially funny because he loves Persona 5, and Persona 4 (which is just as beloved, if not more) takes place in a small, bumfuck-nowhere town.

But my guess is Chibi probably only played the shiny, exciting new game and hasn't touched the others.
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People who started with Persona 5 never played any other persona game. It's a fact.
Chibi thinks he's Kanji, a goofy but well loved and well intentioned guy, but in reality, he's that fucking dude who creeped on Nanako.
 
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Punished Derich said:
It's also not meant to be a long-term job.
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There's a few places and a lot of people that don't even consider it a job if you're an a foreigner who used a program to get the job either.
Marche said:
Him getting back with googly eyes would be great, last I remember she was in a relationship though right?
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Poor Cheebs and his star crossed-eye lover, it was just never meant to be.
 
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Team TERF said:
This is especially funny because he loves Persona 5, and Persona 4 (which is just as beloved, if not more) takes place in a small, bumfuck-nowhere town.

But my guess is Chibi probably only played the shiny, exciting new game and hasn't touched the others.
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I guarantee he has never played and knows nothing about P4. I'd actually be surprised if he's even played P5; he never seems to mention any character other than Joker, the character absolutely everyone cosplays as.
Mike Hunt said:
We're talking about the same googly eyes, right? She has always looked special needs, unfortunately.
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I guess I just saw very selective photos prior to now. What an unfortunate looking woman. Still too good for Chibi, though.
Marche said:
Him getting back with googly eyes would be great, last I remember she was in a relationship though right?
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If so, that seems pretty weird to go on vacation with your ex. Am I just old-fashioned?
 
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GreenHoodieGuy said:
Can't..... Stop..... Simping.....

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I will never understand public thirsting like this. What do you actually think is gonna happen? She's gonna see your gushing simp comment out of the thousand other crusty losers and beg you to fuck her?

Maybe Adam should consider India instead of Japan, he seems to have about the same level of self-awareness as the average pajeet when it comes to women.
 
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Actually I think what's worse than the simping is the self deprecating "i am not worthy" that communicates low self esteem (which in
his case, is true, Chibi does have low esteem). This is textbook pedestalization of females. If he wants to fuck BPD cosplay whores go for it. Compliment her wig without making any reservations and move on. I think Chibi can learn a thing or two (maybe) from coombrained Derich (of DarkSydePhil lore) here.

Self deprecation doesn't work for him because he's only retreating further into the negative mindset that he's not worthy of anyone or anything.

And self deprecation doesn't work for the BPD cosplay whore because as a woman, she probably doesn't find autists with low self esteem attractive and she will agree with Chibi's assessment of himself "you are correct, you are a pathetic individual and you are not worthy of me"

"Your tits are IMMACULATE. I am not worthy" - said no legitimate Chad ever.
 
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