Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

That's not how I heard it. He made it pretty clear he was going against his will, didn't see the benefit and how he isn't an addict like everyone else there.

Oh sure, but that’s all just druggie cope, so I automatically discounted it.

The 30,000 foot view after seeing that stream is that he had to go to rehab of whatever kind because he was/is indeed addicted to drugs and alcohol.

 

[Nate Higgers]

"It's not a game, it's not a drama show".

I’m disgusted and contemptuous that now the legal system is bearing down on him, “aw cmon guys this isn’t a drama show, I don’t want people to cover this or talk about it on YouTube”…when he made his whole fucking online “career” off of covering other people’s trials as a “drama show”. I know others have brought this up and I’m preaching to the converted, but it’s just so jewish and vile.

 

[daffodils]

Gotta appreciate that Nick did the classic junkie move of disparaging other addicts.

It's also another instance of him being so special that nobody can understand him. Those seasoned addiction counselors just shoved him into a group of people he has nothing in common with. That fentanyl guy doesn't even have five kids and a streaming show!

 

[SaltyFanta]

This isn't a redemption arc. You need to admit you had a problem and/or made some terrible choices. Saying you sit through pointless meetings that don't apply to you or your wife cos you aren't addicts isn't redeeming.

That's the problem, I think Nick is trying to balance out both sides of things, trying to appear innocent and not a drug addict, but also trying to appear remorseful in case he is convicted. But going half way just makes him seem both guilty and unrepentant.

I'm unsure why Nick fights the drug case so much.

He wants to go back to banging his mistress, taking cocaine and neglecting his kids. Even light punishment would harm his ability to do those three things.

 

[parsnip]

Who was watching the kids while he and Kayla were in rehab for 5 hours a day?

 

[thebigdream]

I’m disgusted and contemptuous that now the legal system is bearing down on him, “aw cmon guys this isn’t a drama show, I don’t want people to cover this or talk about it on YouTube”…when he made his whole fucking online “career” off of covering other people’s trials as a “drama show”. I know others have brought this up and I’m preaching to the converted, but it’s just so jewish and vile.

He also exclusively streams about his 'drama', maybe put out literally any other content and people would have something else to discuss.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I suppose he is trying to say that people will die in the same numbers regardless if the cops are monitoring speed or not.

He needs an example he can relate to. If you give 26g of cocaine to every person in America, is it less or more likely that a greater number of people have their kids taken from them for 2 months?

Even the correlation sucks as he seems to only be using two data points, numbers tend to naturally fluctuate year to year so you need a bigger sample, and even with his two data points he didn't provide the number of tickets for the previous year for a basic comparison between tickets and deaths. The fact that he left so much out of the post points towards his correlation being so full of shit that it can't stand up to even a couple of years scrutiny.
Nick is seething like a little bitch and channelling it through his lolbertarianism.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Who was watching the kids while he and Kayla were in rehab for 5 hours a day?

The nanny, duh... April

 

[gmax alcremie]

Anyone familiar with Rule 25 assessments in Minnesota? I did a bit of a cursory search, found someone advertising basically that he can make sure you aren't declared an addict

http://comprehensiveassessmentmn.com/

Though if Nick paid for someone to tell the courts "he's not an addict" you'd think he'd have NO treatment classes to go to.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Edit: did he write es6 but mean dragon age? What a smooth brain retard.

WTF ES6? Nigga can't even spell or get games right. His brain is done.

Todd the tyrant shut nick down. Cant let him leak Elder Scrolls 6 will be in Hammerfell and feature nicks favorite Jamaican duo.

The Redguards running a train on kayla while he watches.

The absolute COPE of Rackets how he's different from the other druggies there.
The "Well I'm not addicted, I don't miss it."
Oh my god he sounds like a day 1 drug addict in denial.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I suppose he is trying to say that people will die in the same numbers regardless if the cops are monitoring speed or not.

That was the other interpretation I came up with, but it was so stupid I thought even he wouldn't be that dumb. Is the abolition of laws in line with lolbertarianism? I forget exactly where they fall on the line between anarchy and order.

He needs an example he can relate to. If you give 26g of cocaine to every person in America, is it less or more likely that a greater number of people have their kids taken from them for 2 months?

Given the company he keeps, maybe an even more relatable example would be 'people are gonna fuck kids any way so should we just get rid of age of consent?'.

 

[AltisticRight]

Cynthia had the makings of a pretty good farmer, and it is too bad she was not able to sufficiently control her autism. This dialoge with Niq was pretty on the nose.

She's a good poster without the bottle.

Patrick Melton has now disabled the live chat replay.

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Fat bitch, also a nonce.

Someone doesn't like speeding tickets

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7 more deaths, barely notable.
How many more cars on the road? How about population growth?
Imagine bitching about this. r/fuckcars wouldn't exist without shitty drivers like this skelly freak.

 

[Phillip Green]

The first thing that stands out to me is, why the hell has he got a bunch of pre-opened coke cans prepared? And then secondly, why does he seem so glib and defiant when reading the chatter’s message and then taking a swig from his second can?

The first thing that stands out to me is that the only people who buy those retarded little mini cans of Coke are gigantic fucking faggots.

 

[part timer]

The first thing that stands out to me is that the only people who buy those retarded little mini cans of Coke are gigantic fucking faggots.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The really amazing thing is you know Nick actually thinks he has been handling it well.

As far as he's concerned he's got everyone wrapped round his finger, absolutely baited by his 300IQ genius legal strategy that will see him, April and Kayla walk out of court 100% exonerated, the kids returned to them with no restrictions, Detective Pomplun beheaded, the 5k Locals gift sent out, his subscriber count soar past 6.5 million and Null begging for one last shower call to say goodbye before he commits sudoku for ever doubting the man who made him.

It's all coming together Kiwi Prudes, just you wait and see if it doesn't!

It's why I think referring to Nick's house as the "balldo bunker" is such an appropriate joke, and why I've made allusions to Downfall multiple times.
Hitler was waiting for Steiner's counterattack.
Nick is waiting for his motion to suppress...

 

[You're MDNWU]

The first thing that stands out to me is, why the hell has he got a bunch of pre-opened coke cans prepared?

Since Nick is an alcoholic and thinks he's smart, more than likely has a shot of whiskey in them.

It's like the It's Always Sunny episode where they put wine in soda cans while trying to hold interventions.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

He's back

"Recovery" classes were 5 hours a day. They told him he could come in once a week. He went in three times a week so he could get it done faster.

Will Heren has done two more clip videos.

Nick is probably right that forcing Nick to go to rehab or "recovery" won't do anything. He is just counting down the days until he is no longer being monitored.

I guess everyone is right. Nick isn't fighting so hard to avoid prison. He is fighting to get away from drug and alcohol monitoring.

 

[Windy Moors]

Someone with a lot of time one their hands could probably figure out where he went:
https://yourfirststep.org/treatment-centers/spicer-mn/

I don't know which one he attended probably the closest, but this would be the funniest one:

Who was watching the kids while he and Kayla were in rehab for 5 hours a day?

The nanny, duh... April

You beat me to it. I was going to say the dog but not the pug.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Glad to see the "Nick fails to stream on Youtube" streak is still going.
The janky 3fps disaster does not count, since it was clearly Nick messing up his setup to have an excuse, because he is afraid of the Kiwi Farm Pedophiles in chat lusting for his children.

He kept saying "I'm not DIAGNOSED" repeatedly. Very interesting.
Going to "rehab" programs usually help either expunge charges, lower charges, suspend, etc.
I'm no lawyer, but something tells me his lawyers told him to do this to help lower at least SOMETHING.
Just my hunch . . .

Nick still has an ongoing case that involves custody of his children. I am pretty sure the court there can just order parents to do things or suffer the consequences.
It is also a very typical thing for courts to require of ALL parents suspected or proven to be drug addicts ... and a police report that 26g of cocaine were found in the house and one child tested positive would pretty much mandate the parents fulfill EVERYTHING the court asks of them to prove they can stay clean and be proper parents still.

Nothing to do with the felony case I believe.

Wait, is Nick actually implying that if they made speeding completely legal or removed all speed limits then less people would die in traffic accidents? is that the pants on head retarded way he's interpreting those numbers? or is he just seething that he personally wasn't the exception to the law?

Let's not forget the actual highlight reel that Nick wants to be #1 on

Some of the highest recorded blood alcohol content (BAC) during the campaign were:

• Eagan Police Department (0.443)
• Steel County Sheriff’s Office (0.401)
• Dodge County Sheriff’s Office (0.373)
• Madelia Police Department (0.37)
• Wayzata Police Department (0.361)
• Crookston Police Department (0.36)

Since Nick is too retarded to even look into the topic, here are some facts to show how insufferably dumb Nick is.

The average fluctuation in traffic death is about +/- 8% for the years 2004 to 2022.
With the covid outlier year 2021 having the highest death since 2008, and an increase of nearly 24%. (Empty road speeding death, lul. Learn to drive Minnesotafags)

The article Nick quotes shows its just about ~11% increase for 2024 compared to 2023, which is not a statistical outlier.

I therefore conclude that Nick is a cucked moron who knows nothing about anything.

Q.E.D

 

[Oxyjen]

Anyone familiar with Rule 25 assessments in Minnesota? I did a bit of a cursory search, found someone advertising basically that he can make sure you aren't declared an addict

Do they also offer a service that legally declares you not a cuck?