Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

"Severely lapsed Catholic"? Is he not an atheist?

 

[ZehnBoat]

"We're the future, fuck the ordinary Americans!" - Bob Chipman, a man who lost two "jobs" over his repetitive, never-ending sperging towards a dead horse topic. Will history repeat?
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okay i tried to ignore this, but i can't
warning, i might sperg

art isn't elite, culture isn't elite
art is made by everyone and culture is made by everyone
by making art, you are making art your buisness. you are a hard working joe just expressing himself.
like every other hard working joe that likes to whistle tunes or play guitar once in a while.
when a bored waitress in the middle of fuck nowhere doodles, she is making art.
it's all art because art is us, it's our thing.
you're not special for penning a novel or making a painting. you're not special for printing your philosophy or singing.
what matters is that you're either good, or just having fun.
that is art. from little kids, to ordinary americans, to chris chan making sonichu and any other lolcow example i can give
this mindless whining? not art, this wont shape the world, this wont do anything.
you're not doing anything bob. in fact bob, you think you're better just because you have more. you were lucky you were born in a way that lets you have what you have (everything except feet)
THAT'S PRIVILEGE... shitlord reeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[NQ 952]

okay i tried to ignore this, but i can't
warning, i might sperg

art isn't elite, culture isn't elite
art is made by everyone and culture is made by everyone
by making art, you are making art your buisness. you are a hard working joe just expressing himself.
like every other hard working joe that likes to whistle tunes or play guitar once in a while.
when a bored waitress in the middle of fuck nowhere doodles, she is making art.
it's all art because art is us, it's our thing.
you're not special for penning a novel or making a painting. you're not special for printing your philosophy or singing.
what matters is that you're either good, or just having fun.
that is art. from little kids, to ordinary americans, to chris chan making sonichu and any other lolcow example i can give
this mindless whining? not art, this wont shape the world, this wont do anything.
you're not doing anything bob. in fact bob, you think you're better just because you have more. you were lucky you were born in a way that lets you have what you have (everything except feet)
THAT'S PRIVILEGE... shitlord reeeeeeeeeeeee

That moment when you realize that Dobson is a more productive artist than summertime else.

 

[muina]

muh cities

 

[Lorento]

okay i tried to ignore this, but i can't
warning, i might sperg

art isn't elite, culture isn't elite
art is made by everyone and culture is made by everyone
by making art, you are making art your buisness. you are a hard working joe just expressing himself.
like every other hard working joe that likes to whistle tunes or play guitar once in a while.
when a bored waitress in the middle of fuck nowhere doodles, she is making art.
it's all art because art is us, it's our thing.
you're not special for penning a novel or making a painting. you're not special for printing your philosophy or singing.
what matters is that you're either good, or just having fun.
that is art. from little kids, to ordinary americans, to chris chan making sonichu and any other lolcow example i can give
this mindless whining? not art, this wont shape the world, this wont do anything.
you're not doing anything bob. in fact bob, you think you're better just because you have more. you were lucky you were born in a way that lets you have what you have (everything except feet)
THAT'S PRIVILEGE... shitlord reeeeeeeeeeeee

Even better, when we look back at old cultures we look at it through out lense because very little critique survives from say, Ancient Rome on the Aeneid or Cicero and thus any commentary that survives is very helpful.

So think about this. Not only will Bob and Chris' work probably survive due to the nature of the Internet, but the critique and reception of said work: AKA Kiwi Farms, will also survive. Which means that archeologists and historians will read this thread and come to conclusion that Movie Bob was considered a sped by members of that prestigious critiquing community, Kiwi Farms.

Checkmate Bob, history doesn't judge tweets, merely how people reacted to them.

 

[FatNero]

Pretty sure we were only founded on one of these things. The rest are just byproducts.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

that is art. from little kids, to ordinary americans, to chris chan making sonichu and any other lolcow example i can give

I can unironically say Sonichu is a more impactful cultural achievement than anything Bob has done.

 

[Positron]

Bob believes in the "marketplace of ideas" -- as long as the ideas are congruent to his.

 

[NQ 952]

But those aren't the virtues this country was founded on. In fact I'm pretty fucking sure the indians would say that "multiculturalism" is a flat out lie.

No, our country was founded as a means to escape the thumb of the king, his intolerance, and his taxes that were disconnected from the reality of life in the colonies.

Ignoring that, those "virtues" are also found in small towns too.

What's the point here, exactly? That big cities are more virtuous than small ones? How does that even make sense.

I'm a born and raised New Yorker, and I'm telling you that big cities cannot exist without a stable agriculture system - aka small towns. NYC does not and cannot produce its own food. We rely on small towns to also maintain their water supply systems so that water from the north can still make it down to us. Nevermind the absolutely essential army of trucks - powered by small town residents - that bring us everything we need from food to fuel. Without them NYC could not exist.

Of course, we're ignoring the people that commute into the city from - you guessed it - small towns to work in the city, which brings in additional tax revenue and miscellaneous revenue when they buy stuff at work (lunch).

Is this about the electoral college again? If it is, I think I've proven why the "less virtuous" small towns deserve relative equal say in who our president should be.

I have a hard time understanding Bob.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The number of these faggots, including Blob, who actually live in a city?

Being a suburban tryhard exposes you to fuck all, posers.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

But those aren't the virtues this country was founded on. In fact I'm pretty fucking sure the indians would say that "multiculturalism" is a flat out lie.

No, our country was founded as a means to escape the thumb of the king, his intolerance, and his taxes that were disconnected from the reality of life in the colonies.

Ignoring that, those "virtues" are also found in small towns too.

What's the point here, exactly? That big cities are more virtuous than small ones? How does that even make sense.

I'm a born and raised New Yorker, and I'm telling you that big cities cannot exist without a stable agriculture system - aka small towns. NYC does not and cannot produce its own food. We rely on small towns to also maintain their water supply systems so that water from the north can still make it down to us. Nevermind the absolutely essential army of trucks - powered by small town residents - that bring us everything we need from food to fuel. Without them NYC could not exist.

Of course, we're ignoring the people that commute into the city from - you guessed it - small towns to work in the city, which brings in additional tax revenue and miscellaneous revenue when they buy stuff at work (lunch).

Is this about the electoral college again? If it is, I think I've proven why the "less virtuous" small towns deserve relative equal say in who our president should be.

I have a hard time understanding Bob.

This blatant disdain for "small-town" folk is so goddamn obnoxious. Like I'm sorry, most people who live in big cities are assholes. That's why I don't live in one. They're noisy, dirty, crowded, dangerous, and above all ridiculously expensive places to live in. Maybe I'm just a dopey blue collar slob who doesn't deserve to vote because I don't think fancy city folk like Bob should decide how the country is run.

Also Bob and his circle need to check their facts. America was founded on essentially libertarian virtues. Very few of the Founding Fathers were urbanites. Thomas Jefferson despised places like Boston and Philadelphia and his goal for America was a country of yeoman militiamen living their lives in solitude.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

That's the whole shabang really, isn't it? I never stop chuckling at these California suburban faux-academic people who keep talking about "The common man" and what is best for them.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

muh cities

If you don't care if you become a party of populous cities that has to constantly secure the presidency and expand the scope of its powers in order to enact your policies, then do whatever you want. Just enjoy eating shit when they elect someone from the cast of Duck Dynasty in 8 years.

 

[Reality]

Is there any evidence of Bobo being a Japanophile outside of the Nintendo/Mario obsession?

He's one of those /v/ types who talk about how Japanese video games are hyperimaginative masterpieces of life-enhancing fun that are superior to Western monosepia boredom and that the West is what ruined the industry when they started having more commercially successful console titles in the 2000s.

Wouldn't surprise me if he thought Rare, Shiny and Team MEAT were Japanese.

 

[Dongus]

Bob looking down at anyone is pretty rich. I guess when you've accomplished so little in life, you cling to any ideology that will soothe your crumbling ego. He can't look up to himself, so he has to look down on the "inferior average Americans".

I'll give him one thing, though: The man deserves Olympic gold for mental gymnastics.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

"We're the future, fuck the ordinary Americans!" - Bob Chipman, a man who lost two "jobs" over his repetitive, never-ending sperging towards a dead horse topic. Will history repeat?
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All this ridiculous ranting would be quite a lot more convincing if Bob had ever contributed to the wonders of technological, scientific or artistic development in any way at all instead of sperging like an idiot on Twitter and slowly rotting away in a basement.

SOMEONE ELSE'S basement, mind you, it's not even HIS OWN basement.

 

[Keystone]

muh cities

Glad to see uppity, "enlightened" city dwellers still have zero self awareness. And they genuinely wonder why "small town bigots" voted the way they did last month.

 

[Spellskite]

Glad to see uppity, "enlightened" city dwellers still have zero self awareness. And they genuinely wonder why "small town bigots" voted the way they did last month.

Anyone who was friends with Devin Faraci has no right to look down on anyone. Bob associates with too many bigoted people to make claims of moral superiority.

 

[DrunkTails]

I just love how Bob views the rural people as not important, when they are usually the same people who provide fatsos like him with the food they need to exist. I mean sure its good that they can live in luxury within the cities, but that $2000+ apple laptop ain't worth shit when you're starving.

Also quick lesson about great empires:

Empires such as Rome, Britain and Ottoman rose to greatness by one virtue above all else: war. Not scientific advancement or social betterment. War and slavery. Indeed Rome itself is said that for every rich merchant or governor there was a hundred plus slaves. To this day we view Rome as an fine example of empire.

Is there any evidence of Bobo being a Japanophile outside of the Nintendo/Mario obsession?

He has repeatedly said Hentai isn't porn but art. I ain't fuckin with you here. He legitimately believes that hentai is an art form. I will not tell you the horrible imagery I get when I imagine what he does when he has such...art.

 

[A Random]

He has repeatedly said Hentai isn't porn but art. I ain't fuckin with you here. He legitimately believes that hentai is an art form. I will not tell you the horrible imagery I get when I imagine what he does when he has such...art.

Especially 'art' of Cammy being a raging SJW lesbian. He's so sure that she's a carpet-eater he couldn't shut up about it on one of his videos after all.