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I like to see how Trump's relations with Asia works out and if Bob freaks out that it will interfere with this theme park 
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I can just imagine Bob now, riding around in his little wheelchair kicking his little leg stumps around in excitement with his hand down his pants demanding all the other mascots to tell him where Mario is.
It always feels weird seeing him go from sperging over children's games and superhero movies to going on hateful tirades about inferior people and his superiority. It's like if Mr Rogers suddenly stopped playing around in make believe land and started telling everyone about how the Jews must be exterminated. Not that Bob will ever be as beloved as mr Rogers, mind you.
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Ol' Testicle Head is such a deep thinker that he doesn't know the difference between your and you're.
I still can't get over how this community college washout from what I think was a working/lower-middle class family, who has never held a real-world professional job, thinks he's one of the elite. Nigga please, the actual elite (who are cancerous in their own right) own pairs of shoes that are worth more than your life (times 100). On second thought, maybe I shouldn't bring up shoes or anything related to feet, that might be a sore spot for Blob.
On a side note, I used to volunteer at a library when I was in high school and every once in a while, these middle-aged people with down syndrome would come in and kinda sorta use the computers. I only bring this up because Bob dresses exactly like them, what with his $2 belts and t-shirts (stretched to capacity over his diabeetus gut) tucked into mom jeans or Target slacks with an elastic waist when he wants to be "classy". There's nothing about him that isn't completely detestable.
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It's amazing how, over the course of these tweets, Bob is oblivious to his own hypocrisy.
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He doesn't think that he's on the same level, he actually thinks he's superior to them. Look at his second-to-last set of tweets again: "all while also writing the books, and creating the art that'll make these civilizations WORTH propping up in the first place." In Bob's mind, scientific progress, problem-solving ingenuity, and hard work all exist in order to produce "books... and art". Yes, the incredible intellectual effort required to produce something like Einstein's theory of relativity is inferior to, say, the autistic labor of the bowels that shat out Brick by Brick. Because it's art, you see. And that makes Blob an artist. And artists are the pinnacle of human existence. When you look at it like that, you just have to laugh, because this motherfucker comes off as delusional as Chris himself when he thinks a LP in print form actually compares favorably to real work.
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"For fucks sake, show some self-awareness"
Yes Bob. Tell us more of this self awareness you're so fond of.
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Christ almighty, these tweet chains are thing of morbid beauty. You read them from top to bottom and they make no sense whatsoever. Then you realize it is Twitter and read them from bottom to top. Still no sense. Then you look at the time stamps and realize that you were supposed to read them from top to bottom in the first place. Finally it hits you. Bob Chipman in his diabetic stupor has unwittingly created his own autistic form of Twitter palindromes that are equally stupid both ways.
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Bob will be 39 at time and probably will look 8-10 Years older
Now,just imagine this mess of a man stumping around the park dressed as Mario with an ecstatic look on His face
I will give Him 15 minutes before someone calls the police and put His ass in jail or get shitkicked by the security
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Even though I don't agree with the beliefs of most Trump voters, at least they took it seriously enough to actually go out and fucking vote, as opposed to Hillary supporters, who just stayed in their $3500 a month studio apartments paid for by Daddy on Election Day, posting on Tumblr about how triggered they got from a Steven Universe episode on their $2,000 MacBooks.
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This is my first post to the farms but I've been lurking for about 4 years now so hopefully I've figured out how to behave.
Has Bob ever expressed any interest in Trans-humanism? He seems to be of that ilk. I was briefly associated with that whole milieu during undergrad but eventually figured out that it was mostly loaded with Bobs. "Wheat on the moon" types who knew how to dream big but couldn't bathe or shave. The sort of people that marveled at the idea of nanobots without even the barest inkling of what they were beyond "super tiny robots that will build us a Dyson Sphere!" While some are accomplished scientists (Kurzweil comes to mind), the majority are dilettantes. Hangers-on that just want to read sci-fi and jerk each other off while shouting down plebeian ideas like actual work and research.
They also tend to be ultra far left politically and love the idea of switching their genders around constantly and turning their skin and eyes different colors and just generally being amorphous blobs that will live forever and be superior to everyone else.
Sounds a little bit like Bob. I imagine him wanting to take advantage of such nonexistent but "just around the corner I swear guys!" technology to become a gross, warped facsimile of Mario.
Has Bob ever expressed any interest in Trans-humanism? He seems to be of that ilk. I was briefly associated with that whole milieu during undergrad but eventually figured out that it was mostly loaded with Bobs. "Wheat on the moon" types who knew how to dream big but couldn't bathe or shave. The sort of people that marveled at the idea of nanobots without even the barest inkling of what they were beyond "super tiny robots that will build us a Dyson Sphere!" While some are accomplished scientists (Kurzweil comes to mind), the majority are dilettantes. Hangers-on that just want to read sci-fi and jerk each other off while shouting down plebeian ideas like actual work and research.
They also tend to be ultra far left politically and love the idea of switching their genders around constantly and turning their skin and eyes different colors and just generally being amorphous blobs that will live forever and be superior to everyone else.
Sounds a little bit like Bob. I imagine him wanting to take advantage of such nonexistent but "just around the corner I swear guys!" technology to become a gross, warped facsimile of Mario.
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I haven't seen him specifically comment on it, and from memory he's usually really vague about the better tomorrow, but I think you're on to something.
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I wonder what Bob's answer would be if i asked him if the Blacks and Hispanics who voted for Trump or didn't vote at all should be allowed to vote in future elections.
Oh who am i kidding, he wouldn't even acknowledge the question.
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Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who thinks the invention of Twitter is just as powerful and impactful as the Moon Landing. He's like the leftist version of those fedora spergs who say shit like "while you were at the gym honing your vanity, I mastered the ways of the blade". For people so obsessed with technology they sure have an assbackwards perspective on it.
There's so much more to technological progress than blind obsession with futurism. Some dope like Bobby Boy screaming "SCIENCE!" on Twitter will not magically give him a sexy female android body he can pork/upload his brain into.
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Is there any evidence of Bobo being a Japanophile outside of the Nintendo/Mario obsession?
I've noticed a connection between those sorts of people, a general interest in gadgets (those Japanese people sure make great cameras!) and "better world" type thinking.
I've noticed a connection between those sorts of people, a general interest in gadgets (those Japanese people sure make great cameras!) and "better world" type thinking.
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I think his only non-Nintendo interest about Japan is that he claims to love Kurosawa and Miike films (although he never reviewed a single one despite Miike being insanely prolific)
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Dollars to doughnuts (that Bob would probably prefer to dollars anyway) he never saw any of their movies.
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Speaking of fantasy, has Bob ever mentioned a girlfriend or has ever had sex?
Serious question.
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There was one time he claimed to be too busy to debate Sargon or someone like that because he was busy with life, work and dating.
I'm just gonna take a leap and assume that was a lie.
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