🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

Did Ralph get women's sized sandals?

He probably got these

 

[Desktop User2]

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He cant afford a full croc?

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph standing proudly in his new croc-o-lifts would be a sight to behold.

 

[Rage Pig]

Bets are open: After ralphs obligatory Victory tweet about seeing his son, what will he post next:

-A plain Steak
-rambling about da haterz and Mr.Moon
-drugs and hookers

I predict that his attention will switch the second his tweet is out

He continued his gay heel stick in the same tweet. "My (our)" - the absolute state of the Guntermensch.

His ego is very hurt after getting gutted and skinned by DSP.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I'm sure Phil is real jealous of Ralph having to fly into the US to look and talk to a little kid through a plexiglass window

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Meanwhile, he would be drunkenly, threatening to murder Faith, and blowing weed smoke right in his Xander’s face whiles letting him get eaten alive by bugs and not letting them have any air-conditioning.

Notably, Faith reached out to Pantsuela after the totally not domestic violence incident in Mexico City.

Ralph is delusional if he thinks Faith doesn't hate his guts. It's probably just a lot easier for all involved to give Ralph some crumbs from the table every three months.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

One of the easiest tells of white trash druggies on SM is all photos of their keeds are taken in obvious supervised govt places. At best they look like sterile daycares but with only a few kids.

Ralph can’t even check this box for white trash family photos because he isn’t even legally allowed to post photos of his keeds…he’s on an even higher white trash druggie level of garbage.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What could they have possibly denied you for? Trying to ride for free?

Having a drunken tantrum at CDMX the last time he went to visit Xander is most likely the reason.

 

[Journoscum]

He continued his gay heel stick in the same tweet. "My (our)" - the absolute state of the Guntermensch.
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Ralph has gotta abandon fertility as an attack tactic. A lot of people do not give a shit about that. DSP seems content with his current situation.

No kids is better than two kids you can never see without supervision and who will never love you.

 

[Rage Pig]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.

 

[HackerX]

He continued his gay heel stick in the same tweet. "My (our)" - the absolute state of the Guntermensch.
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His ego is very hurt after getting gutted and skinned by DSP.

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Once again, hail to the king, baby.

The child stuff is a miserable tactic for a few reasons. DSP doesn't care and Ralph has nothing to do with his own guntlings. Last time Ralph was like this, he impregnated retarded women to own the alogs. Are we due for #3???

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He continued his gay heel stick in the same tweet. "My (our)" - the absolute state of the Guntermensch.
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His ego is very hurt after getting gutted and skinned by DSP.

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DSP is right. Ralph tries to act like a wrestler but he runs from every fight since he got his ass beat in Portugal

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

DSP is right. Ralph tries to act like a wrestler but he runs from every fight since he got his ass beat in Portugal

Ralph IS a wrestler though. He's just the type of wrestler they pay peanuts (superchats) to to get their shit wrecked in Tuesday night bingo halls.

 

[Mynameisdark]

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So he's going to visitation reeking of BO and cigarette smoke. There isn't a single example of Ralph being considerate to other people's needs. Like the courtesy of not reeking of a swamp ass ashtray.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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Is he smoking 100’s? Very womanly behavior, sad!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He may not be afraid to come to the US but he's downright terrified of color photography

 

[Rage Pig]

POV: you're getting a finger full of poop scooped out of your butthole.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

POV: you're getting a finger full of poop scooped out of your butthole.
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Why is he caked in smegma?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Haven't seen a single post here saying he's afraid to come to the USA, that may be the reason he didn't post a screenshot. Instead we get this childish fuck off finger pose that a 14 year old retard would think of as cool and edgy. You don't have to use the black and white filter, we know that your pig face is rosacea red and your clothes are covered with dandruff.
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This alog says Ralph is too scared to take a pic without the gay ass black and white filter. Do it, pussy, so we can all see how fucked your skin is

 

[JAKL II]

Is he smoking 100’s? Very womanly behavior, sad!

I was just about to say this. He is 100% smoking 100s.

What a Ralfemale.