DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It's bizarre how his voice hasn't gotten much deeper as he got older. Even back when he first started doing youtube, he sounded like a teenager.
It's hard to speak for a living for 15 years and actually have your voice get worse. I'm not saying he should go back to his fake game show host voice he tried for a while back in the 2010s, but doing the "king" gimmick with that whiny-ass tone is just pathetic.
 
"I gotta get my webcam working with my new PC and get it working with Zoom and I have to do all of this before Wednesday morning."



I hate this faggot so much sometimes. Is three to four days not enough time to get ALL OF THAT done?
I hope nobody tells him he's limited to 40 minute videos without paying for a Zoom subscription. If he finds out when it hits the limit that'll be hilarious. WTF he's using Zoom beats me.
The only appeal is to actual retards and incels. What fucking normal person wants to watch someone play games mediocre at best, shitty at worst, while listening to them talk non-stop? Only time I want to watch someone talk over a game is if they're an expert it at and trying to show you something. I went and watched a long playthrough of SkullMonkeys last week, 0 commentary and the guy knew what he was doing as he only died once on a bonus stage where you had to die to leave. It's a hard as shit game. I can watch The Casting of Frank Stone without Phil playing Dora the Explorer, giving a book report on everything he's currently seeing, and begging for money.

Btw if anyone hasn't noticed, Null's paypigs have been showing up to donate to Phil the last few days. It's either that or someone taking their names.
Yeah he checks no boxes. He's not an expert at the game, he has no personality, he's not in the middle of either point, he's not famous enough to get a pass on either of those, heck he's not an e-thot that would at least be entertaining to look at.

There is a weird overlap of KC cucks and Null cucks. Whaling out on a lolcow because you're a finsub to somebody who makes fun of other lolcows is worse than being a DSP cuck. At least DSP cucks are typically already shunned from society and know they are. The other group thinks they're cool for... ironically supporting DSP? Seriously get help.
 
Btw Joon seems to have switched the thumbnail back to the first one
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DSP has announced he will be on some britbong wrestling podcast next week.


He is hoping that telling them he plays WWEC twice a week will bring in some new viewers.

Nothing to really add, other than it seems kind of weird given how wound up he gets when anyone suggests he likes wrestling at all recently. But whatever, probably not a terrible idea.
 
As he does less gaming and more talking, it's even more obvious. He has zero passion for gaming, it's just a vehicle to make money. Most people who aren't special can see through this.

He treats playing games like it's an office job that he clocks in and out of, which is probably the opposite of the vast majority of gaming streamers.
That and he fails to realize that being a streamer is being a natural entertainer, which Phil is neither. For example, think of your favorite singer and/or band and how the lead singer is charming, witty, and is a natural entertainer on stage. Not saying you have to be Mick Jagger or Till Lindermann on stream, but be entertaining. Phil relies too heavily on the game to pull views and his audience to support him - that would be like your favorite band stopping mid-set and going "So, um...we just talked to our accountant and we didn't hit our tips goal. Now, to those that bought merch, thank you, but here's the thing...." No! You'd walk right the hell out.

Also, going out once a week to run errands isn't exciting. That's just called being a average person. Phil is about 2 and a half hour drive by car to Vancouver in Canada. Take a drive up there, get some poutine, get some bites from Timmy's, and walk around. I'm sure Leanna would've pushed Phil outside of the snortfort to do that, but Phil is comfortable being the most uninteresting man in streaming.

Phil has zero passion for anything that doesn't involve food or gacha. Going out of your comfort zone? Can't dood. Mike Watson and Jaha might be waiting outside to finish the job. Going to the beach, because it's a nice day out? No, dood. He doesn't understand "beach culture.", he would rather "stay inside with AC and a cold drink." He truly lives in a world of paranoia where everyone is out to get him.
 
DSP has announced he will be on some britbong wrestling podcast next week.


He is hoping that telling them he plays WWEC twice a week will bring in some new viewers.

Nothing to really add, other than it seems kind of weird given how wound up he gets when anyone suggests he likes wrestling at all recently. But whatever, probably not a terrible idea.
Also weird that they would even want him on the podcast. Cultaholic is a pretty large/well-known wrestling YT channel, and I can't imagine having Phil on would have any sort of benefit for them, especially considering that he has nothing to do with wrestling other than his five/six figure contributions to the Scopely game.
I saw this mentioned on one of the 'tractor channels a few minutes before seeing this post, and in the comments someone indicated that Phil has been ridiculed on that channel in the past in some manner. I have no idea if that's true or what the story with that is.
I'll expect a massive nothingburger out of this, but be pleasantly surprised if whoever is hosting it is bringing him on just to take a shit on him. Otherwise, this seems pretty pointless, and will only serve as an opportunity for Phil to cast his line in the water in hopes of pulling in a new whale or two.
 
DSP has announced he will be on some britbong wrestling podcast next week.


He is hoping that telling them he plays WWEC twice a week will bring in some new viewers.

Nothing to really add, other than it seems kind of weird given how wound up he gets when anyone suggests he likes wrestling at all recently. But whatever, probably not a terrible idea.
That's unexpected.

I recall Maffew laughing at DSP signs in crowds in Botchamania, but I don't know his opinion on him.

My guess is they want in the whale vortex. I doubt they would turn on Phil.
 
DSP has announced he will be on some britbong wrestling podcast next week.


He is hoping that telling them he plays WWEC twice a week will bring in some new viewers.

Nothing to really add, other than it seems kind of weird given how wound up he gets when anyone suggests he likes wrestling at all recently. But whatever, probably not a terrible idea.
I'm not at all surprised that Phil forgot he's been lying for the last several years about how he stopped following/caring about wrestling. Or did he admit that was a lie when he came out about Champions?
 
I'm not at all surprised that Phil forgot he's been lying for the last several years about how he stopped following/caring about wrestling. Or did he admit that was a lie when he came out about Champions?
He's both a fan and not a fan, according to today's podcast. I'm sure all the famous wrestlers dunking on him and the televised "DSP GET A JOB" signs take a lot of the fun out of it for him.

Just like he says is and is not DownFromTheRafters.

Whether Phail is or isn't interested in wrestling, the boys running this podcast are soon going to find out there's ZERO entertainment to be had from having DSP come on and do his usual rambling prestream monologue. He can't hold a conversation. He can't banter. He can't tell jokes or act like a normal guy. If they just let him talk freely, this will be a snoozefest.
 
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DSP has announced he will be on some britbong wrestling podcast next week.


He is hoping that telling them he plays WWEC twice a week will bring in some new viewers.

Nothing to really add, other than it seems kind of weird given how wound up he gets when anyone suggests he likes wrestling at all recently. But whatever, probably not a terrible idea.
Wow, Phil had an actually good, forward thinking idea? I'm genuinely impressed
 
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Now, Phil wants to be forward thinking and wants to branch out into other things - and you know that he's gonna tell everyone that he "was stupid" for not doing it sooner, etc...except that everyone has been telling him for years to "Go on other podcasts", and he's shot down the idea. As always, a day late and Hogan pull short.

That said, here's a few ideas Phil should do, as he's always behind the bell curve:

- Get a actual fucking job
- Stop the begging, wait, sorry; "It's not begging, it's business."

But, I'm just another mouth drooling mentally ill moron, who has no idea how to be a mature human, that also hides from real life.
 
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